What are the chances this is bait?

What are the chances this is bait?

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She might just be very boring

Hey I fit all those. It's the first time i actually fit in one of those lists, must be fake.

I fit all of those except for speaking French.
So, yeah, it's fake.

The stuff on the right is the girl's own bio.

Oh woops, I'm on Jow Forums I thought I clicked on /b/
Lmao at you faggots
Ay you right

Can't speak French and not atheist but I can pretend for her

>tfw she is describing me
>tfw I'm ugly so she would reject me anyway
Can you ever be happy with a 3/10 face?

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Yeah it's called stop being a depressive faggot and going on Jow Forums where self-hatred is perpetuated by people who seek to normalize it to mistakenly feel good about it.

Well, I sent her a message using my fake chad account anyway.

pansexual, uuhh no

I fit all of those, although I don't really love nature all too much

Who cares, what are the chances she is a virgin too? very low. What are the chances she doesn't cheat? very low. What are the chances she picks you over somebody else who fits those criteria? very low.

enjoy getting bullied when you show up

She probably decided to settle down after riding the COCK CAROUSEL and just listed all the traits of a beta bux in her profile.

What are the chances you could think positive thoughts?
Very low.

>using tinder
I shiggy

You are correct. but pessimism is closer to realism than optimism. plus I can't be disappointed as a pessimist.

Pessimism being closer to realism is only for weak people who can't make things turn out the way they want them to.
If you want things to be better, be an optimist and make the things happen that you want. You won't get good things out of life by expecting everything to be bad, you get good things out of life by believing good things will happen, and working hard to make sure that they do.
If you go through life not knowing disappointment, you won't know what happiness is at all.

That's not Tinder, dork.

fucking TROLLT