What did evolution mean by placing the clit outside of the vagoo?

I've seen this a lot today on the board, somebody is trying to make that shit catch on. Of course it's false, it's obvious if you know how plungers work.

It does have some evolutionary truth, although the moaning thing just seems like a meme. The reason guys become soft and sensitive after cunning is to prevent the head of his own penis from scraping out his semen. It would also explain why we have the largest penis size of any apes. The further back the penis can reach the more likely you are of getting rid of the competition's sperm.

Yeah of course I did that lmao but maybe my girls have all been sensitive but it was super hard to make them cum like that, the angle was always from and it hurt my wrist like a bitch so I would pump them quickly then eat them out. Not optimal I know.

the female orgasm is a myth lad

It's not a meme it's just a dumb evo-psych theory, like most of them are. Only one scientist has ever been put forward the semen deplacement theory.

It's not a myth. It's sole existence is to promote sex and pair bonding. Also, the clit is more than just a nub. It's just a happy little evolutionary accident that some of it protrudes.

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My dick is shaped like a banana pointed downward.
Apparently that's good for doggy..?

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The clit isn't entirely outside of the vaginal orifice, it's in the shape of an inverted V like an arc over the orifice and you're just seeing the glans of it. If you can't stimulate the clit by stretching the two crura (legs of the arc), you're just a girthlet

Retard, if sex hadn't felt good to our ancestors we wouldn't be here.

It's true, I like watching the type of porn where a row of guys creampie inside the same girl and the subsequent dicks don't really scrape the semen out. The semen just comes out on its own between guys, and it's just excess. If a girl were going to get pregnant the first fit swimmers would have done the job.

Google the internal clitoris. You literally don't know what the clit is. Pro tip: most of it is inside the woman

Itt virgins orig

>Pic

but he will see one more penis

Holy fuck it's true. Do you niggwrs never read? JUST FYCKING GOOGLE IT. PRNIS HEAD IS DESIGNED TO SCOOP OUT COMPETITION SPERM

How does the anus fit in all of this mambo jambo?

>tfw I also have a bananadick
>tfw it doesn't matter if it's good or bad because I'll never get to use it anyway

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By not being near the vagina. What do you mean? The anus isn't made for sex.

Me too. Sucks because the thought of missionary really turns me on

You rub your pubic bone against it or just play with it while you fuck her. It's not that hard.

Most of animals doesnt even feel pleasure during sex, just The humans and some other few do.

You sure? Because I see A LOT of this stuff in porn. Even more than vagina sex.

Have you seen mare pussy after sex? Its literally spazzing out. Also why would any female animal even do this if not for pleasure?

thats a normal dick size r-right

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That's because of social and psychological reasons rather than biology. Men seem to be the ones watching anal. There's the taboo aspect that makes it more thrilling for some.

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This is the clitoris.
It extend all the way around the opening and about 3-4 inches into the vagina.
Women can indeed feel pleasure from insertion.
Making women believe and focusing solely on just the tip means that she is simply not fully enjoying all the pleasure that her snatch has to offer her.

Lastly. Hard balls deep pounding from that position can stimulate the clit and the balls will slap the tip of her clit like it owes them money....pleasure.
That and the psychological pleasure of being taken like that gets them off.
Also, if the man is intact/not had forced genital mutliation done to them as an innocent newborn baby, the vagina feels extra stimulation from insertion from the loose skin on the cock.
It's why so many realistic dildos have so much skin and are so ridged and veiny. Doing a poor job of imitating the pleasure of a normal penis.

There you have it. Women who think that the only pleasure from sex comes from playing with the tip are never going to fully enjoy sex and are probably kind of loose.

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clit isnt meant to be directly stimulated

by fucking a girl you are moving the skin around the clit unless your dick is incredibly small or shes a roastie generally

it's a lot like being uncut and jacking off, the skin rubs the sensitive spot under the head indirectly as opposed to being cut and jacking off

>why would any female animal even do this
>implying even 10% of mammalian females have a choice

1.Porn dicks are all mutilated and broken
2.All women gain the genetic traits from all men they have sex with and the fetus does as well
3.It takes more then one sperm to make a child.
4.Sex with intact dicks doesn't work like that. They keep the semen and pussy juices in her for the most part.

>be animal
>sex feel good
>want to feel good
>have sex as often as possible
>genes successfully pass on because you were genetically programmed to seek out pleasure instead of just pecking the sand or whatever
Similarly
>big dick is an indicator of good genetic health
>big dick feels good
>further incentive to only get fucked by genetically superior chads

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From a biological standpoint, given that most of the sex throughout human history was essentially rape, why did evolution give women the ability to feel pleasure from sex? It doesn't make any sense.

The subhuman barista who breathes on your latte also inadvertently inserted their DNA into you. The ginger jew who sneezed directly into your mouth did the same. The nigger your mom fucks while your dad cries in the bathroom probably smeared his nut on a banister your touched before touching your face or something. You have just as much foreign DNA in you as any girl does. There is no mechanism inside women that hoards and uses DNA from only men she specifically slept with that then affects a fetus.

Your mild retardation isn't from the nigger bull sperm, its from the nigger dick caving your cranium in while he fucked your mom and your cuck dad cried in the car outside the motel.

It wasn't you dummy. Humanity was made of small nomadic tribes, survival was essential and rape will basically destroy the social structure of any group not to mention give ptsd to all the women.

To give small dick men an easy out.

>>big dick is an indicator of good genetic health
>pulling shit out of your ass

>My dick is shaped like a banana pointed downward.

My nigger

>you dummy
Take that back. Now.

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The clit is just what is left of the penis when the fetus turns into a girl. Like a male nipple it has no other function

Nah not good for doggy but good for reverse cowgirl

>have sex as often as possible
pretty sure that's not the case with most mammals even, not to mention animals in general

To reward them.
Remember, most women get off on rape/forced sex from men.
And most rape isn't the beat a woman half to death with a baseball bat then rape her before she goes to the hospital and the kind that happens in self destructive shit holes in the third world kind of stuff.
It's the kind that women masturbate furiously too.

It's their bodies telling them that they have found a strong provider, to feel pleasure from the act and get pregnant, and make the man feel good indirectly.

It's something that is wrong and destroys communities and homes, but this is something that happens in relationships all of the time and both consenting adults get off from it.

But the lesbians demonizing this even when it's tame and accepted by men and women and even lionizing and heavily pushing lesbians grooming underage girls and calling it "good rape" and circumcision making pair bonding hard as fuck if not impossible along with retard ape machismo in the first and second world across all racial lines and lionizing lack of self control as a virtue.
Well that's just fucked the world up completely.

If me an my girlfriend get into an argument and she slaps me and I'm pissed and horny, I'm taking it out on her cunt. I'm holding her down and spending the rest of the night fucking her into the ground and not stopping till I'm exhausted and drained.
Then we'll hold each other and reaffirm our relationship. Ask yourself something though. Why is that bad?
That's what you're thinking. Women buy 50shades of grey and the porny rapey stuff in drugstores and walmart. Why is it bad in a relationship to do these things?

>I see a lot of this stuff in porn
Brainlet actually thinking that the stuff you see in porn is close to real life

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none all of us have gotten fucked or fucked yet, besides you have amateur.

The clitoris is a "spandrel", i.e. something that is a byproduct of the evolution of something else (in this case, the penis). It's basically just a defective penis and it has no real evolutionary significance.

So, how do you people know so much about sex? Where can I learn it?

Fucking moron. kekeklolol

wow, you're fucking retarded

okay, thatwasn't original.

>What did evolution mean by placing the clit outside of the vagoo?
"well this was gonna be a dick, but no male-hormone were released to make the fetus a dude."

He's right though. All it cares about is reproduction. Sex is painful for ducks.

People who find sex pleasurable would be more likely to fuck therefore more likely to reproduce. Pleasurable traits get passed on.

Same here brah. I'm gonna see a specialist soon to see if they can do anything about it cause its pretty severe.

Embryo's are neither female nor male.
They have proto genitalia that is neither a penis nor a vagina till the hormones kick on and start making it one or the other.

Stop being so stupid as to believe that retarded myth that we all start out as female in the womb.

Because evolution isn't a sentient force that designs creatures to perfection.

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>given that most of the sex throughout human history was essentially rape
We don't know this. A lot of contemporary hunter-gatherer groups don't have much sexual violence. If our ancestors were anything like them then rape wasn't the dominant reproductive strategy throughout our history.

How did Jessica Albert from Dragon Quest 8 become the femanon wojak?

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>they teach you this at school
Lol what the fuck kind of fairy yankee school teaches you about sex?

Psssh...
You're supposed to have huge pubes carassing her clitoris when fucking missionary.

Is it me or does that image just slap you in the face with the fact that the clitoris is just an undeveloped penis?

You may be thinking those round bits are what would have been the balls, but that is not the case. What would have been the balls become the ovaries (pretty sure they do at least). They sure do look like balls though.

gayest shit i read all day and i read /gay/

never post this again

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Reach down and mess with the clit

Because then women wouldn't be able to masturbate basically. Not easily at least, I know a woman can finger internally but that's not as easy as a little pleasure nub outside she can just easily rub. And masturbation, especially female, absolutely has an evolutionary purpose.

Also, depending on the position you can totally stimulate it during normal sex.

>implying life wouldn't be better if all women had dicks too

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Okay user, under what circumstances do you think we would watch animal pussy after climaxing

>Because then women wouldn't be able to masturbate basically.
Women can masturbate without touching the clit user.

I know they can I just said that. But the clit makes it as easy as guys can, and visible (which is part of the evolutionary benefit). If women didn't have it, they could still masturbate but it would be harder and also probably need a greater reliance on sex toys. But with a clit, any woman can just shove her hand down her pants and start rubbing without needing to get internal.

Not him but you're actually the retards for thinking evolution "cares" about anything.

wrong, female orgasm increases the chance of fertilization

I ask the same thing. The artist had good taste if it was intentional

Women usually need to use a mirror to see their clit.
Secondly, circumcised men who have no sensation in their glans and no frenulum at all can masturbate. so...
Yeah.

What's the evolutionary need to masturbate though?

*to be able to masturbate

>Women usually need to use a mirror to see their clit.

I dont think this is true.

Sex is meant to be like Lego's
It's a new toy every day

Explain why pleasure is needed for male ejaculation if its not important.

It's not, you just pull back your clitoral hood and it's right there like a pig in a blanket

For women it's a useful tool to entice/arouse men and attract them. Also biologically the female orgasm greatly assists in conception so it's really useful for a woman to be able to masturbate and get herself off if the man didn't already from the sex. And it's even more help if it's easy since if she had to insert fingers and such and get internal it would mean more a chance of cum leaking out. With the clit on the outside, a woman can have sex, and then if she didn't orgasm can easily get herself off and do so while keeping most of the cum inside.