Millennials Killing Hooters

What was wrong with Gen X?

My friend got a job at Hooters so we used to go all the time to see her.

It's expensive and the food sucks so no surprise that they're closing. If I want to see tits I'll go to a strip club.

A bottomless version called Cooters.

Why would I waste all that money to stare at partially clothed tits when I can download hi-def internet porn for free? Never saw the point of hooters desu - even before the web there were strip clubs and stuff, which sound like a much better time.

I live in california
it's just big fake titty no ass having whores

Why would anyone go to hooter when they can go to a strip-club?

A strip club is a better option. It's obviously because you can see more of the woman's body, this includes their breasts, their ass, and their vagina. (If you're lucky)

I've only been to hooters once but my waitress had a banging ass

Exactly my point. I don't get why they were a thing for so long.

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what's next? taco bell closes down because there are no actual bells there?

hooters is kind of like a tease and less gross than going to a strip club

Neither did I user.

But I think the only reason for why Hooters is still open is because the company wants to continue making profit out of their gimmick.

And when you look outside of the economics perspective, owning a chain of restaurants with this type of gimmick, is considered pointless, especially within the digital era In where you can find something better to do with the cash you've earned.

Hooters makes me feel weird. Like all the waitresses are trying to perform some act that I am part of but not really allowed to participate in. I would rather just go to a normal restaurant where nobody tries to fake flirt with me.

You mean what's right with this generation, right?
You are living a pious and pure life, aren't you user?
Right?

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Or could it close down, due to the growing Mexican population, and influence within the United states of America, and Canada?

The world may never know until this event happens throughout our lifetime.

Assuming I were single (which I am not):

If I wanted sexual gratification, I'd watch free porn.

If I wanted the novelty of being around women to induce sexual gratification, I'd go to a strip club where they're actually nude or find a girl for myself.

If I wanted good food, I'd go to a fresh/healthy food oriented place and I'd see no reason sexual gratification couldn't wait until the food is over with (or get the sexual gratification first).

Literally what is the point of Hooters again?

>Or could it close down, due to the growing Mexican population
Mexicans fucking love taco bell

hooters should make it's employees walk around fully nude, that solves the problem.

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how the fuck is that gonna solve anything if they don't like looking at boobs.

they are performing an act, that's the whole gimmick. i've been to hooters a few times and the only people that seem to like it are old guys that play along and jokingly flirt with the waitresses. it's really weird.

>Be roastie
>get money for existing
>lose job bcus men not objectify women as much
Suck ittttttttttt roasties

Why would anyone go to a strip-club when they could fuck a prostitute? (unless you know prostitutes who work at the club)

Taco Bell won't close down. It's not really that difficult to figure out what millennials will and won't support as customers. If it's a business that's really fucking convenient and requires no effort at all to use, then millennials will give it money. If it's a business that involves effort, then millennials will not give it money. Taco Bell is open at late hours or even 24 hours a day, their menu is simple and mostly revolves around a small handful of ingredients placed in different configurations of taco / burrito / enchilada, food comes in sensible individual servings wrapped with easy to handle paper inside a nice normal paper bag with all the condiments available by the cash register and simple spiciness intensity specific labels so you don't need to know anything about cooking to pick the right one, there isn't any sort of dining environment involving formal seating or reservations or interacting with wait staff or coming up with tip amounts, and they even offer delivery now, so they're pretty well set for the remainder of human history.

That's like asking what's the point of keeping a theater open if people don't like one movie. Gee I don't know - if they're nude, things that people do like they can see? No one said looking at boobs with the rest of the package ruins it all. And I highly doubt people hate boobs in the first place - they just don't care enough for them to pay to see them.

that's not the problem, ur just a literal fagit bruh.

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If I want food I'll go to a restaurant. If I want titties I'll go to the titty bar. Why the fuck would anyone go to hooters?

>That's like asking what's the point of keeping a theater open
There literally is no point to keeping movie theaters open, that's another dying business.

The real reason hooters is closing is cause the food is bad, the outfits are outdated as fuck and being replaced by more modern breastaurants

Nigger already came up with it

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HOOTERS more like BOOMERS

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God has never told us anything about boobs being wrong.

post pics of your friend, m9

sheeeeeeit, i'd invest.

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If they weren't profitable, they'd all be closed. But even if they're on their way to death, you missed the actual point. You conveniently chose to ignore it.

If they're nude, things that people do like they can see. No one said looking at boobs with the rest of the package ruins it all. And I highly doubt people hate boobs in the first place - they just don't care enough for them to pay to see them. Simple.

Do you think the article is trying to say millennials aren't going to hooters because there aren't owls there?

Same thing happened to Playboy:
You can see tits online.

Also it's cheap and we have no money.

Movie theaters are a relic of an antique business model. There is literally no reason to not just do a direct to digital release of every new film. They're struggling to get people to pay $18 a head or whatever it is now but it's going the way of CDs.

>what is lust
Keep it to one woman and you're fine, though. Give her the special ring first, though.

Companies need to appeal and adapt to their customers, not the other way around. Obviously the answer is traps.

They're afraid of being "cringe" and nothing is more "cringe" than paying for a pretty girl to pretend to like you.

>ring
Diamond industry propaganda. Get her a common-law marriage, it's what millennial bitches crave.

Nah, if we go by the same porn hub search demographics that informed this millennials don't like breasts anymore story, then what Hooters really needs to do is make their chain lesbian themed.
pornhub.com/insights/millennials-demographics-statistics

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>Mexicans fucking love taco bell
If so, then why did Taco Bell's attempts of opening stores within Mexico failed?

Everyone already makes their own

I'm surprised "ebony" and "black" aren't higher.

That Is exactly the point user. There is no point in opening a Taco Bell restaurant in Mexico, because to them, Taco Bell Isn't even real Mexican food to begin with.

I get frustrated when I look at hot girls on the street because it's a reminder of what I want but can never have. I would not pay just to have the same experience in a restaurant.

Why the fuck would I go to hooters or a strip club when I can just order fast food and fap to porn at home? I also, don't want to be seen doing it. It's a relic of the past, since not a lot of people used internet until the 2000s.

Yeah, you're right, diamond is a scam. They're actually worthless because they're so abundant, the industry just puts out a set number at a time to make it looks scarce. You should get her a moonstone ring or something and make sure she knows about the diamond jew. Even plain gold is better. Maybe even silver.

At least if you eat at a strip club you can see them nude and get a dance. I really don't get the point in hooters

i would never eat food at a strip club

Why? I went to a strip club and the food was great. I was able to pay a stripper to fart on my spaghetti

>I was able to pay a stripper to fart on my spaghetti
some guy probably busted a nut up her ass 10 minutes before she did that so basically she just farted particles of cum on your spaghetti and now you're gay and have aids

>use ubereats/grubhub to get chicken
>pay them
>open up pornhub
>fap while eating wings all in your own home

Funny, I started an underground Brapstaurant and business is doing fantastic. Only problem is laundering all this money
In my Brapstaurant, I have several whores you can choose from to fart on your face. I make them eat certain foods like lots of beans, meat, and milk to make sure they have plenty of gas. Naked ass and jacking off while being sat on costs extra.

Nah she was in the club for a while before, mainly on stage. Also they are pretty strict on no touching policies. I wonder if I could get her to shit on my food next, I think that would have to be in private though. Also I have been kind of embarrassed to go back since asking for the fart thing, I think that she got reprimanded too

>Eating out
What am I made of money? Fuck.

Humans said lust is wrong, not God.