Going for a job interview tomorrow fellas

They will also ask: why should i hire you?
You have to awnser: Because i will become one of your best.
Then they may or may not ask; what else?
You then awnser; I already told you everything that has to be said.
At this point its very important to maintain eye contact, btw.

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do it 4 free

Spend a few minutes on microsoft word and make some fancy looking business card. Print it out on card paper. Not sure how it works. When you arrive the following morning you should Immediately tell them that they're lucky to have you there. Hand them a sheet of paper with a perfect circle drawn on it. Then point out things around the room that are wrong and fucked like dirty desks, crooked paintings hanging on the wall. Start talking shit about the current employees to your employer, mentioning any lazy looking unproductive fags you spot. Tell them bullshit about how the walls having crooked paintings on them can agitate the employees and thus lead to negative energy in the work place and thus make workers less productive which leads to less work getting done and less profits. Point to your business card and then mention the paper with the circle drawn on it. Tell them that you are there to make perfect circles out of everyone and their business. You are a well rounded person blah blah and you will make them money as long as they give you the opportunities and resources (vaguely implying you'll deliver more and more as long as you get promoted and get the big bucks). Then look them all in the eye and give them firm handshakes. Like really firm. Don't let fucking go. Make the strongest eye contact possible while shaking their hands like you're trying to kill them with a handshake. The longer you hold it the better impression it makes. Don't let things get awkward during your long handshake, pat them on the back and keep thanking them (Trump does this a lot). be careful about doing this/over doing it when dealing with the more alpha characters in the room. Higher ups may or may not see this as a threat. One last thing dress like you're on the titanic and you are going down with the ship. Best to wear a suit. Dress like a Japanese businessman/yakuza. Watch some yakuza films and see if you get the idea. TL;DR I'm full of shit.

These answers might unironically be right.

Here's some advice from the 1940's: archive.org/details/HowtoKee1949

Why would anyone work for free?

If they pull the "what would you consider your biggest weakness" card, do not try to pick something that is actually a strength, that's considered hack now. You want to name an actual weakness but also add how you deal with that weakness as part of your answer.

My go to is to always say you're naturally unorganized, so you have to (and do) put in the conscious effort to force yourself to be organized.

They are right.
An interview is simply a flowchart of questions and awnsers.
If you know the questions in advance, you can prepare awnsers.
People stress over it like its a big thing and thats a mistake.
Interviewers will always ask the same kind of questions, its like clockwork. Knowing this you can prepare pre-made awnsers and as long as you maintain eye contact, it will just flow like poetry.
Remember kids, its just a flowchart, prepare it, maintain eye contact and you got this.

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Idk mate, I applied at Walmart and had the interview last Friday. Interviewer asked me 5 questions and hired me on the spot.

Worked at wally world too. If you get an interview you basically have the job. They hire felons and literal autists all the time.

Satanic trips say nothing but the truth.

I regret applying for the job.
I'm too physically weak for the job. I can barely lift 50 pounds.
I have orientation tomorrow.

damn i really want arms like that

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>any more questions, user?
>when can I start?

it's that simple.

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>Smart ass

Fired mere minutes into the interview.

You're gonna be in the back? Yikes.

>all those outgrowing viens
A lot of people manage to get muscle this big without getting such difformities, your pic is a sign of hearth desease if anything.

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pretty much this my guy

it's not real
it's the arm from Hexen

Wish I applied at a ghetto Walmart. Saw a ghetto Walmart on yt and these niggas were just lazing about maybe 3 were doing actual work.

I worked at a ghetto one too. Get a job in electronics or clothing. Those are easy areas.

Sounds like a lot of running to me