Tell me your sexual experiences, robots. How far have you gotten? Anything with the same gender?

I have never so much as talked to a non-blood related female outside of a business or educational setting in my entire life.

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Thought about leaving, but why? Site is full of normalfags anyway and the mods have no interest in cleaning it up.
I say, ride the tiger and enjoy what it offers. It's not like me leaving will change anything or I have other things to do.

Got a handjob at 15, I haven't held hands with a girl since

The furthest ive got was kissing. I went for a boob grab and she said she was waiting until marriage and I checked out completely. If cuddling is considered further, then that is the furthest ive went.

Fuck you, you flaming faggot
They're cute as fuck

I hugged a woman once.

>How far have you gotten?
nowhere lol
>Anything with the same gender?
miss me with that gay shit son

>KHV wizard
>last year met femanon on soc
>chat erry day
>eventually vc erry day
>meet 5 months later
>didn't fap for a week before
>buckets of jizz on her tits as she looked at me and rubbed it over her tits
>still together over a year later

>comments freckles
>completely glosses over pit hair

haha gay

Not him but
no lie, i'd shave my pit hair if i had a gf with pit hair and it would make her shave hers

Not even close to a kiss

School whore offered to have sex with me graduation night (I declined)
I touched her"tits" once over a misunderstanding. (thought she was trying to steal my class notebook by writing her name on it.) She was flat as a dime, only thing she had going for her was an average face.

that's how it goes, user

i kinda like it tho ngl

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she would be damn near perfect without it. much as people might shame me for it, i really cannot stand pit hair on women, especially in those shades and quantities. shit was grossing me out even pre-adolescence, i didn't even like my own at first.

Did some gay dick stuff with a friend but I was wearing socks so I'm still straight.

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I'm here because I still relate to a lot of anons. I gotta admit that I come here less often now that I have a gf though.

Nope. She has periods and all that good shit

I've been with five different women (I'm a man) and two different men. All except for one of the women I was in a relationship with. Both of the guys I slept with fucked me several times and then we went separate ways.

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I forgot this existed.

It was always buried in my mind somewhere, laying dormant.

Every time I've been doing something in the last 5 years, this image has been there. Sitting somewhere in my head.

Does it feel like seeing an old friend again?

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had one female sexual partner(best) and four male.

32 yo

This is now a cursed thread, abandon all hope ye who enter here.

>khhv
>never got a girl's number
>never texted or talked on the phone
>never talked one on on
>second year uni student

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Im a dude and I've gone all the way with both men and women. I dont really have a preference either way. I dont really have any interest in sex. I fucked a girl a few times, hated it, so I tried men a few times, and hates that.

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Only one by lack of choice?

>about two weeks ago lost my vriginity
>I kissed a guy on the next before

Those are the really two major ones I can think of

She tried to kiss me but I didn't realize it. I just hugged her.

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You goddamn _IDIOT_
Ya blew it
But there'll be another chance. Don't fret

It has been 4 years and I haven't even gotten anywhere near that far. I think I am unloveable.

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It'll happen
youtube.com/watch?v=GPc7G0Cp91k

Enter the gates. Charon awaits.

Got a handjob from my hot cousin once

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southern heritage

>seen a work photo of the floor crew
>been with 9/14 of the girls in the pict

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Titjob, hand job, could've had sex but didn't want to because proud Christfag.

I once accidentally'd a girl's ass.

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One time sex literally sent me to the hospital. We were doing it doggystyle, and she whipped her head back HARD while I was bent over her. Headbutted me in the face. I must have had my tongue out, because I bit it, almost off. My tongue was more hole than tongue for a week and I almost bled out. Probably concussed me, too. Oh, and someone saw.
Good times. I couldn't get my dick up for sex for a year after that.

Sucked off, rimmed, and fucked a cute trans girl - in that order. It was 100 percent gay, and my first time having sex. No regrets, shit was cash. We still meet up, it's a FWB type thing.

Other than that, no experience (penetration) with actual women. Got close with an ex, but that was it. Vagoo card is still intact - I've dated a little since graduation, but it's hard to find women that are cool with the autistic amount of time I spend training at my gym.

That girls so cute, I hope I find someone like her.

It's like that Led Zeppelin song, a girl with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

More than anything I feel a love of gardening and living things in general is the biggest indicator of wife material

>How far have you gotten?
this is a tricky question, because when i was a kid i had a lot of kinky shit done to me, but i wasn't the one that initiated it, so it's not like i had "gone that far with someone" but more like "someone has gone that far with me".
That being said, some /ss/ shit happened to me, i'm not sure how far it went (i don't remember large parts of my childhood, specially these parts), but i know it that it most likely involved a lot of breast action, since my cousin (the one who most likely did /ss/ shit to with me) was a horny titty monster, and also because for years later i had a paralyzing fear towards big breasts (and women in general).
Aside from that, i did a lot of kinky shit with a friend when i was little too, we played with eachother's dick and balls, he sucked my dick, i sucked his, and i played with his ass too.
We also did some shit that could very well be classified as BDSM shit and some humilliation play too.
But that was just my childhood, so i don't know if it counts. After that, i mostly avoided sexual things until i was about 15, about that time i (by accident) touched a few butts and tits, also, when i was about 16 some stacy got hooked on me for some reason and did some pretty bold shit to try to fuck me.
Then the next big thing was when i was about 19, that i got molested (by girls) a lot during my trips to uni (i have to take the train AND the subway to get there, needless to say that both the train and the subway get REALLY crowded in the mornings). And lastly, a few months ago, i was molested and grinded on by a girl in the train, but this time i was very horny and i could no longer hold myself back, so i started dry humping her while half hugging her and breathing on her neck. We were like this for about 10 minutes, and then when we reached her station, i grabbed her ass as she was leaving the train (she grabbed my dick first, so it was only fair).

Having said that, i'm still a KV (as far as i know).

>shit in your childhood
Sorry man
And, what the fuck is /ss/

"ss" stands for "Straight Shota", basically older women doing sexual things with little boys.

Oh okay thanks
i was confused there

>28
>frequent sex for the last 6 months

I have regular sex with my gf
before that shitty one night stands

For the lads who've hooked up on tinder, what happens when you get to their place?
How exactly did you transition from meeting them at the door to the bedroom?

A girl hugged me out of pity

Can't speak for myself, but isn't it the usual, hi how are you, please come inside. want a drink? snack? some small talk, which is quickly directed to flirty shit, then the touching happens and you're off to the races?
If there's so little chemistry there that you feel like "going to the bedroom" is some awkward thing to bring up, I don't think that date is going to happen. Or it's going to be awkward at least initially

>get's molested and craved by horny women wherever he goes from childhood on
where do you live user? I need to visit that place

Had a guy jerk me off one time at a party. We made out and dry humped and I got cold feet because I didn't want to bottom

Did he at least wash his hands first?

I've fucked about 15 girls and i'm 19
now at a stage where I've completely forgotten how to talk to people, the few friends I have are half way across the country

I got hugged once in elementary school, she was pretty cute I guess.

it's looks like some one did a nasty shit spray on her face

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you mean molestation then

I fucked a girl but never kissed one

I'm a fucking virgin.

Why haven't all non-virgins been banned from r9k, robots don't fuck dickheads.

my sexual what?

Had sex constantly for 9 months. She broke up with me on new years eve. Never came during sex cuz she would cum in 5 minutes. I can last fucking hours, which is a blessing and a curse. I used to fuck her till she was moaning from pain and i had to stop.

r9k doesn't allow empty posts

This just happened but I have a gf and have sex pretty regularly so I'm not a true robot.
>be st music festival
>met up with this girl I met at another show a few months back
>we had talked every day pretty much over text since then
>on acid
>having a blast
>she pulls out a bag of sass(MDA)
>we do finger dips
>dancing like idiots
>we hyh because feeling great from rolling and tripping
>kiss her
>later that night we snuggle in my hammock and make out some more
>I finger her
>she sucks my sick
>she's caught feels for me
Having a gf that is into cuckqueening is fucking awesome guys. I told her this story and she thought it was super hot

Tell me you got sauce...

i almost made it awkwardly with a girl that my friend hooked me up with but we were both drunk and i couldnt get my peepee up
i stuck my peepee in a dudes ass and he sucked it so theres that
that was like 8 years ago tho and ive never experienced anything like that since, mostly cause i dont leave my house anymore

still pissed off she turned into an art hoe

Who is she? I must know.. Those pits enrage my dick

I've titfucked two girls, gotten a blowjob from one, had sex with 2 (3 if you count 1 minute of penetration before her roommate showed up). Only fucked once without a condom but was too drunk and couldn't feel a thing and couldn't cum, so it doesn't count for me really. I haven't fully experienced sex until I cum raw into a pussy. Wish me luck.

any more stories? hot as fuck

>How far have you gotten?
staring into each others eyes
not even holding hands
>Anything with the same gender?
there's that ear licking thing that happened once, but i didn't consent therefore it was just rape

Tons. I'm at work right now though. I'll post another when I go to take a shot in a few hours

My second cousin sent me nude vids and pics. We also messaged each other and sent vids while we were masturbating at the same time.

me too based bro.

she literally asked me to sleep with her. Thinking about it hurt me.

I was 19 at the time having a sleep over with my 20yo friend (were both NEETS) long story short he sucked me off while watching a straight porn together

Its ok user I'm 34 and think about all the times I could have it never goes away

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHG THAT'S A FUCKING GINGER BEARD

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Not him but happened to me in Germany. Girl literally stood in front of me with her back grinding on my pepe

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fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk us
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who is this girl and how tiny are her nipples?

Thats "Americas Cutie Buck Angel" she chose a tomboy name, their pink.and not to big

Had two girlfriends, both we had normal amounts of sex for couples. I was a robot in my teens and early twenties until I finished dropping my weight to healthy levels, so...

>reminder that fatties cannot be robots

Dropped weight and immediately began getting attention from women.

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>I was wearing socks so I'm still straight.
Son, I got some news for you...

>Buck Angel
damn he sure changed a lot

Well, not sexual in the sense I got laid, but here's a little story:
>In early high school, in Spring. Weather warm enough for cleavages.
>Back in the days, I used to jack off to the women underwear sections of those clothing magazines.
>One day at school, a girl asked if I could share my maths homeworks
>(I was quite the nerd back then, and my way around heavy bullying was to make some "friends" by sharing /quality/ homeworks. Plus I knew if they didn't do their homework, they wouldn't do well on graduation exams. Devilish younger me.)
>Anyway, I give her my draft
>"thanks user!" she says as she bends to put the folder in her backpack
>For whatever reason, she decided to buy a bra too large for her boobies
>For few seconds, a nipple was exposed
>those few seconds felt like hours with the adrenaline rush
>"Y-you're welcome."
Even know I get an instant hard-on remembering this day.

Ya she went FTM took roids hormones its pretty sad actually

Catching feels. Sounds like the drugs m8. All the seretonin boost. But you did mention, the daily texting.

Thread of virgins. Fucking lol.

Have you seen her clit? Its pretty big I think she has sex with men and I'm sure the men are gay even though she is a female I could not get hard for her at all

Not him but in some of Bucks videos he gets nailed by ripped dudes and she smokes a cigar during it so I would say thats 100% gay even fucking Bailey Jay is is straight compared to this

Is that seriously Buck Angel? I did image search and it came up as naked gardening day?

I'm just saying I know everyone here would fuck Buck Angel because she is a natural female and has a vagina

Id rather spunk in a passable trap if I might as well fuck a man if I have to fuck Buck