Gym NPCS

>that zoomer npc listening to 6ix9ine

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>that procgen-faced benchbro NPC supersetting with four ez bars in between phone breaks

>the NPC that does 2 minutes of various tabloid trash exercises with fuck all weight

Hey

>doomer npc who always overtrains slightly 3 times a week.

That canine NPC that has to wait for his owner outside the gym.

Anybody who goes to the gym and doesn't touch the barbell once is an NPC

barbells are for 100IQ

t. NPC

using both in a balanced routine
iq > 100000

n..n..no you!

>that NPC who takes two minute breaks between sets to browse Jow Forums on his phone

never touching dumbbells
iq > 99999999999

stop stalking me

>DUMBell
>for smart people
oh i am laffin

fuck. reading this between sets right now

That NPC that eats his very own ass like christmas dinner in Kansas City New Mexico on a frosty winters morn.

unless your life is interesting enough to read about, you are an npc

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>NPC that does pushups between sets

Why would someone go to the gym to do pushups on the dumbell rack. It just boggles my mind

>dumbell rack

??

>that NPC who doesn't even use shoes in the gym who has a manlet friend yet judges everyone silently

I saw this guy today and seriously wondered wtf is up with that

>that NPC with Adipowers, Rehband sleeves, SBD belt, SBD tshirt, Animal shaker, a jug of BCAA, doing squats with 2plate or less

here's how to tell if you're an NPC or not.

pretend your life is skyrim or something similar. If a real PC were to follow"you around for a day, would he be seeing a boring "on rails" NPC life? If so, you're an NPC.

No you morons, you’re an NPC if you don’t have an inner voice in your head that you can speak as without moving your mouth, neck, etc. The meme is based on a study that showed over 70% of Americans don’t have that inner voice which means they just react to stuff like a robot.

>be NPC
>see post advising how to tell if you are an npc or not
>automatically react by to stimulus without knowing why because you don't have an inner voice, referencing made up study that youve been programmed to believe exists

lol at your npc life

Good bot. Keep up your programing.

Post study

>NPC’s utilizing reverse psychology, a new form of dialogue that came with the recent software update
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/pristine-inner-experience/201110/not-everyone-conducts-inner-speech

A PC is someone who adds to or changes our world in some way. Politicians and artists are examples of PCs. An NPC would be teachers or manual labor workers.

>what do you mean you dont want to talk about the weather?

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You're a fucking idiot.

are you retarded?

>realising free weights are better than meme machines
>realising a home setup is cheaper than a year at the gym
>realising benching and pushup ability have almost no correlation
>realising...
>realising...

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> NPCs
> feeling true emotion

>that one NPC that spams shitty memes from his NPC meme folder

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>you wake up at 3 am, certain that there was a noise nearby
>you look around and hear a small creak towards a dark corner of your bedroom
>you freeze up in your bed
>you stare at the dark corner, knowing for sure the noise came from there
>a deformed, smiling face emerges slowly from the darkness
>you're completely paralyzed by fear, the sheer horror stops you from moving
>the deformed man slowly walk towards you
>you have no idea what he's going to do to you, but you know it must be unimaginably terrible
>whoever just read this post, know that this will be your fate the next time you go to bed
>sleep tight

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>that one NPC that thinks NPC memes are funny

What the fuck. This shit better not be real. This better be some fringe kike being divisive. Ever since I was a kid I was convinced that most of the people I see are NPCs and it has taken a lot of work not to see them as such. I'm more and more convinced life is just a simulation.

Oh shit, I'm that guy. I keep starting to lift for a few months at a time, and then life happens and I stop for six months, so when I come back I start again pretty much at the bottom.

I've been doing SL for like four years now and I don't look noticably different.

But I'm not an NPC; I swear I have a soul. Just really bad workout habits along with it.

I was extremely surprised to find out not everyone has inner speech. As it turns out, the majority of my friends that aren’t white didn’t have inner speech. This probably ties into why we simply can’t relate to some “people”

I don't have any non white friends anymore otherwise I'd ask them if they have internal dialogue. This is creepy. How can you consider someone human if they don't have self awareness?

Exactly, they simply react to situations based on emotion or the chemicals that are released in their brain. It probably partly explains the higher crime rate among minorities, they simply don’t think.

Because powerlifting routines are retardedly unsustainable in the long run, do a bro split like a non-fag if you want to look better fag

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>tfw whites commit the most hateful crimes

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Listen I'm on the fence about whether race is a big issue but saying whites commit the most hateful crimes is retarded. Hatefulness is a subjective standard. Is this an NPC trying to trick me?

>blame_wypipo.exe initiated

not worshipping disgusting brown people is pretty much a hate crime by today's standards so suck my dick

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this, npc posters just want to feel superior

How do I get that voice back. In middle school everyone followed me as if I were a leader.

Now I'm a khv npc.

Can I have a source on this, thanks? Sounds super incorrect since you're a massive brainlet yet you have an inner voice. Most people have to have one

>how do I get that voice back
>immediately goes off on a tangent about how he lead other NPCs, something completely unrelated to having inner dialogue
You exist to populate the world of PCs and to act as a cast member in their storylines.

Jesus christ, bog. Easy on the spooks.

A link was posted earlier

Wat

>Middle School
>peaking in middle School
Oof

Go outside more

>that asian npc who does a seemingly infinite number of low-weight deadlifts without exhibiting any signs that he's actually pushing himself

Double dubs of truth

That is sooooo me. Heh

I thought the inner monolog ue was just one way of thinking in your own brain. I envy people that don't have to "say" their thoughts in their head. Some people just instantly think the thought. I can do that but It takes more effort for me.
Se people think more visually as well.

>dinner in the morning
>Arbitrary holiday
>Kansas city for some reason
You can't even make a coherent joke. I'm guessing 13 year old /b/tard?

This article sucks. It's written like a blog post and doesn't really day much

The word blog is literally in the URL. And it calls itself a blog multiple times.
You are the NPC

>that one NPC that gets offended by NPC memes

>judges everyone silently
How do you know they’re judging you

Didnt know we were on /xfit/

stop it

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Stop being fucking retarded. This is a literal thirty person study where people were asked if they have feelings or not and their answers were considered absolutely scientific. Even if you don't have inner speech there are other ways for people to think through visual or abstract means.

JEFF CAVALIER ATHLEAN-X.COM (2 SPOOKY 4 U)

Yeah it’s really fucking gay

And yet some people think that it proves that large amounts of people don't have any inner speech, even though the article self merely states that "some" don't have it. I know it's ultimately just about next buzzword that basically conveys "these stupid normal/average people", but the seeming freshness of the same old stale content is just jarring.

>a stratified random sample of 30 students

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Never touching barbells or dumbells and lifting boulders
Iq>99999999999999999999999999

Thats me shit

NPC's don't ohp or deadlift

>that one NPC that thinks NPCs don't like NPC memes

>Athlean-/x/

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delet

schizophrenia

I am protected by Sminem's gigantic hands

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based

let me get this straight, NPC is same as a normalfag right? i don't know what's special and new about this meme