Coconut oil as lube

i'm a woman you insane nigger.

goddamn it i just wanted to share about coconut oil and some weirdo talking about dick skin shows up. anyways ladies and fags switch to coconut oil

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>coconut oil as lube
threadly reminder that this should only be used as a lube for topical applications and for anal sex and never for vaginal penetration. coconut oil is a natural antifungal agent. the vagina houses a small colony of candida fungus and inserting coconut oil into the vagina can devastate the delicate balance of a woman's reproductive bits.

What's the benefit to keeping it? I mean your balls have a purpose, what's the purpose of (((foreskin)))? To save you the 2 seconds it takes to put lube on your dick?

What's good for vaginas (not that it'll ever be relevant for me)?

its fine for either and there's no fungus inside vaginas you dirty whore. porn industry uses coconut oil almost exclusively

>What's good for vaginas
a woman's own natural lubricant is best (don't forget the foreplay) but failing that, a water based lubricant can be used.

first off, more pleasure out of sex. this is proven.

second, why at the exact moment of birth should one lose something they were born with? if you aren't happy with something about your body, YOU should be the one who makes the decision to something about it.

Why give advice about vaginal sex to a bunch of people who will never experience it? Do you also talk about the benefits of shopping for smart phones to Amish people?

>there's no fungus inside vaginas
imagine being this ignorant
i'll take "what is a yeast infection" for $1000, alex

there may be underage girls(girls) lurking and i don't want them to upset their body chemistry by being misinformed

It'll be too late when your dick gets infected for you to decide whether you want to keep the foreskin or not. Give me proof that it enhances pleasure. Show me the studies, kike.

>>Natural, sensitive dick > cut frankenstein dick
>>No smegma if you have regular baths like a normal person
>>Can fap anywhere anytime, nothing needed, just a working hand with most of its fingers

Uncut dick is the best dick. Come at me, bro

ITT: Ugly dicks trying (pathetically) to justify their ugliness.

i'm uncircumcised and i still have my dick perfectly fine. i want to say more than half the world does too.

and no I won't you can google/bing "uncircumcised pleasure" and dozens of webpages discussing it are there. calling me a kike because i'm the one TELLING you why circumcision is bad? you must be new. underage b&

I can fap anytime too, it's called spitting on your hand.
Inb4 some half-brained counterargument along the lines of "yooooOOOO nigga I can't believe you do that nasty shit lol"

yeah thats a fucking yeast INFECTION theres no fungus inside your damn vag just sitting around.

please don't ever become a gynecologist

>americucks are defending their mutilated icks again

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fuck off you nasty faggot theres NO FUNGUS inside a vaginas for coconut oil to "disturb". as you said it is anti-fungal. now go fuck your boyfriends literal shit pipe and obsessed over a piece of skin on your dick

Why even bother arguing at this point, just accept your parents broke your dick. You have to spit on the poor thing for it to give you any pleasure, that's pitiful

Talking about uncut sick reminds me of my boyfriend
My boyfriend is far away from me right now

I miss him and his delicious uncut cock

>Ameripoors are so lazy that mutilating and desensitising your natural penis is preferable to basic hygiene!

Vaginas have their own culture of bacteria, kinda like yogurt. Or your goddamn mouth.

*the more you know*

healthline.com/health/vaginal-yeast-infection
>A healthy vagina contains bacteria and some yeast cells.
>some yeast
that yeast (aka fungus) is in the candida family. what we call a yeast infection is more accurately termed a yeast overgrowth. user, please have the good sense to stop arguing when you are completely wrong and spouting such easily disprovable lies.

What is vaginal flora, Alex?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flora

>healthline

fuck that shitty website lmao

yeah i know they have bacteria. if you're going to feed me some shit about "PH balance" then everything fucking distrupts it, from condoms, to dicks, to tampons

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"These yeast are normally present in the vagina in small numbers."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_yeast_infection

user please stop. at this point you are only embarrassing yourself.

Isn't it great? Side note: coconut water is so human-compatible that they used it in place of blood plasma in WWII to keep soldiers alive

jesus christ we've only been around for 100000+ years without foreskin cancer, asshole.

It's like pug (dogs) though. You have no idea how many laughs they can get.

I'm not even pol and i also think being cut is fucking retarded
You're a fucking retard

kek you dumb cuck. Why don't you cut off your scalp to avoid dandruff.

Very good point, goy!

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Just the doc is fine

He should remove one of his kidneys to cut the chance of kidney cancer in half desu. And probably remove one lung too, since you can survive on one lung

Yeah but I swear something that can be used in food like that can rot and decompose in your genitals

youtube.com/watch?v=Mnc_aoN7lMM
Coconut oil is bad for you and shouldn't be used in food.

okay ill let you guys know if i get a stinky burning yeast infection

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yeah, you are right! if you don't have a foreskin it is physically impossible to foreskin cancer!
BRB, gonna flay myself so I don't get skin cancer.

Look at that cute, neglected butthole.

the onus is on you to prove we should remove it. what's the benefit of removing it? it's a part of the body that we're born with. is there any other body part we remove from people at birth so readily? if we're so ready to remove baby boys' foreskin why don't we go ahead and cut their nipples off too? men don't breastfeed so why not?

the "purpose" of foreskin is to add a layer of protection to the head of your penis, and it has a ton of nerve endings that can make sex, masturbation, etc. more pleasurable.

huffingtonpost.com/brian-earp/does-circumcision-reduce-_b_9743242.html

>It'll be too late when your dick gets infected for you to decide whether you want to keep the foreskin or not.
having foreskin does not mean an automatic dick infection. should everyone cut out their eyes to avoid eye infections?

>Give me proof that it enhances pleasure. Show me the studies, kike.
using an anti-semetic slur is reprehensible and disgusting. if that wasn't proof enough you're an idiot, you're incorrect in your implication that a person with a stance against circumcision would necessarily be jewish, as circumcision is a common practice among jewish people.

>not knowing foreskin retracts during erections and makes an uncircumcised dick look identitical to a circumcised one, just less dry.
sorry you're missing out on extra pleasure, but take solace in the fact that since you were probably circumcised at birth, you will never fully comprehend what you're missing out on. and just because you're missing out doesn't mean you should support this stupid tradition and make future generations deal with it too.