I have four days to become a Chad, wat do?

I have four days to become a Chad, wat do?

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Why do you only have 4 days?

Get circumcized.

don't do what this fucking idiot says

I go back to high school (18 y/o senior, mods btfo) and i'm gonna be the only guy in a class full of Stacies. Help.

You'll just be a socially inept loser among a bunch of stacies, not Chad.

That's why i'm asking for help, niyya

Have you already written yourself off the other 3 years in school? Whats your rep around school?

sad boy just be yourself and asking sad people for advice

I'm a socially inept nobody who has a small reputation for being a sperg. Mostly unknown though.

Legally change your name to chad

Just be really nice, try to smile, and try to be a little talkative. Even if it's boring shit like the weather. Whoever you sit next to try to always ask them questions about class and then see if you guys eventually click and become friends

Just mind your own business. Why the fuck do you care at all about only Stacies being in your class?

Weak

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just get a circumcision desu. it's the easiest way. every chad i know is circumcised, probably because chicks think their dick looks good and not like some turtleneck-wearing snake

stop masturbating immediately
study game, if only to aid you in not sperging out

I'm already circumcised, and this meme isn't funny

Nofap is a meme, I did it for 15 days and saw zero benefit. Stfu.

then you have low as fuck testosterone
longest I could go was 11 days and I felt like a warlord

Just be hygienic and try to look halfway decent. and you will be fine. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

Take it from a guy who just got a titjob two days ago, hygeine and humor are key.

Hygiene: SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FACE, DEODERANT, SHAVE, COMB YOUR HAIR, BRUSH YOUR TEETH, MINTY FRESH BREATH IS TOP TIER PRIORITY. GUM IS KEY.

Humor: NO REFERENCES, ONLY JOKES RELATING TO CURRENT SITUATION, IF UNCOMFORTABLE MAKING JOKES AROUND LASSIES, STAY LITERAL AND DON'T MAKE JOKES AT ALL. BE WILLING TO BE SARCASTIC, BUT DON'T BE DARK. WOMEN DO NOT LIKE DARK HUMOR FROM PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW.

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this. Treat women like a normal guy friend (without weird references or in-jokes or other such things that would creep a girl out) and you'll be fine.
I find that I do better with women, to the point of dating, by just being friendly. Friendliness without strangeness attached is attractive if you aren't fat or ugly.

OP, this does not mean chat them up non-stop. Women enjoy their personal space just like men do. Make conversation relevant to either a) what they're talking about and are willing to talk about with you, or b) a class assignment/project/lab

Don't fap, eat healthy, take a jog, and sleep. All I got chief.