>Let my girlfriend know about my ass eating desires >She wants to make me happy and lets me deeply eat her ass on several occasions, for relatively long periods of time >After these ass eating sessions, notice that my poo is getting more and more smeary and hard to wipe >Have had death farts for weeks regardless of what I eat, smells like a dog's farts
I think I must've gotten some of her gut bacteria and hence discombobulated my own intestinal flora. All ass eating was done directly after meticulous shower and washing and shaving of course. How do I recalibrate my ass? Should I just accept my new farts that smell like if you fed a dog cabbage and eggs?
I'd suggest not being a degenerate as a good starting point
Oliver Hill
Stop eating human feces and your problem will go away
Dylan Rivera
Or maybe if I eat ass nonstop, her superior rebel gut bacteria will have the help they need to win the war against my fascist gut bacteria Republican army
Thomas Foster
Why would you want to get rid of your newly acquired süperstench ass air super power
Brandon Rodriguez
This stuff is room clearing, capable of causing social and professional problems. If I were still NEET I would just bask in it.
Carter Ross
Get her to eat your ass. That way the circle will become complete and both of your gut flora will reach equalibrium.
Mason Long
make her eat your ass for a few hours and introduce the fighting strains into her system, let the bacteria co-mingle and see that it isn't all so bad over in your ass, eat her ass again and then maybe the bacteria will get along with you.
Thomas Adams
I had considered this, but there's no way she'd go for it. Maybe I have to eat my own ass?
Isaiah Jenkins
fiber.. Oats user
Jordan Myers
maybe take a sample of your ass and put it in her cereal or something.
Hunter Sullivan
Fecal bacteria can kill you
Logan Powell
that's why you have to take small doses to start with. eventually you can work up to eating full-on shit and it won't affect you
Jonathan Parker
Op this shit made me lol for good, have a (You)
Jose Adams
fuck homos. kys immediately.
Ryder Scott
>shit in your gf's cereal best advice you will get from Jow Forums
Kevin Richardson
maybe your girlfriend should stop being so fucking gross. I too enjoy eating my tiny latina gfs asshole and do it on occasion after she finishes cardio without her even taking a shower and have never had any symptoms of catching something.
i didn't "catch something", everyone has different combinations of intestinal bacteria, and i clearly got my tongue deep enough to get some of the ole' bacteria brew.
ass eating could actually be a therapeutic avenue, which i have considered, because i have IBS, so perhaps eating someone's ass and getting their ass bacteria could help cure my IBS.
Nathan Nelson
Go eat the ass of the biggest guy in your gym catch his super chad gut bacteria.
