NZ and nice Aussies

I fall asleep right as these threads pick up edition.

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why do you make these threads so often

Jow Forums was almost /soc/ once.
then the split happened and all faceposting was banned. these are dark, boobless times.

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I'm bored and lonely really, I might do a mon,wed,fri kinda thing or something.
Fuck off /soc/ trash were full

Why do you kiwis pretend to be as much of cunts as Australians online? In real life they are the nicest nation I've ever met. I'm actually curious why you guys do this.

My pary are with the father who indeed instain mother who can't frigth back

we dont though
have a very nice day user

so it's just you
hang yourself you worthless niger

>tfw no fembot boobies
I wanna squeeze and tease if you catch my drift brohame

get out of my board you normal person guy

i wish you a very blessed day user
may the sun shine wherever you may walk

The only sex I've had is dry humping a girl.

Also I'm just bat shit crazy. I wish I was normal. Doesn't mean I don't want some robo tits

another lonely night in gay old new zealand

if i lived in NZ i would post in this thread and make it less lonely. unfortunately, i do not.

but you just posted in this thread...

well fuck. i didn't mean to. sorry. i'll see myself out.

no come back i love you please dont go AAAAAAAAAAAH

>i love you
eh, things are moving mighty fast. does it always happen this way down under?

i love you platonically buddy dont go around making assumptions now

oh, so now i'm not good enough for you? just cuck my shit up senpai

only cute girls are good enough for me
are you a cute girl?

no. just a lonely male(male)

No homes allowed and no rping

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or what you fucking poof faggot bitch??

I'm only a cunt to people who start shit otherwise I'm pretty friendly

Im from the US so i need to ask
What is the current thoughts of australians on all the memes there are of them on the internet let alone Jow Forums.
>AY GDAY MOUATE IM JUST SKINNIN THIS FECKIN SKINWALKER RIGHT?
>ANYWAY WHAT ARE YE BUSHWACKERS DOIN BESIDES TROLLING Jow Forums THREADS
ect ect.

As far as I can tell we generally enjoy them and even embrace the stereotype since they're just exaggerations of us or people in our lives.

Anyone else enjoys /decking/ randoms then jetting (at night of course)

Like Big Lez?

They're fucking gay for the most part. I do know a few people who talk like irl that but they sure aren't here. Pretty much the only Australianisms in my writing are spelling and I use the word 'cunt' fairly often. I'm trying to stop that because the word disgusts me even though it's used so casually here that it feels more appropriate than anything else to refer to a casual acquaintance.

A guy a work with just got smashed by some strangers recently. Dumb cunts got caught afterwards though. How fucking hard is it to hit someone over the back of the head and run away without leaving an evidence trail?

Any aussies watching the libspill shit going on? Our parliament is a joke.

Our country is a joke so it's fitting.

>Why do you kiwis pretend to be as much of cunts as Australians online?
The internet is a rough place with rough people is why

Australians are just as nice as New Zealanders but the style of humour is slightly different. New Zealand has more of a self-deprecating style to the banter but is still very similar to the Australian vibe. As long as you recognize that both Australians and New Zealanders give people shit as a way of endearing people rather than pure insult you'll realise how similar we are.

Often Americans are kind on the outside in their mannerisms and politeness, but that doesn't relate to how they are within. Australians and New Zealanders can be crude and offensive on the outside but are often kind and welcoming within.

Source: Ex-pat Kiwi living in Australia

Anyone up to drink in Auckland CBD? Out at a bar right now desu

Australisms are largely overblown but are an easy meme to lean on online for comedic effect. When we talk and act like that we're caricaturising ourselves for comedic effect. Some of it's true, especially out in the bush, but for the most part it's tongue-in-cheek humour that has become funnier over the years because people associate it with trolls.

I'd think of it the same way you yanks talk like rednecks, the stereotype exists, but it's often put on for comedic effect and isn't indicative of the whole country.

Honestly it's about time that the mainstream started realizing how much of a joke our political system is. It's been stale and borderline non-functioning for the last 20 years and we've been riding on the coat-tails of the mining boom and chinky investment, which is eventually going to fuck the entire country over.

Join the NZ discord for comfy vibes and drug hookups
33JSMS

Oops I mean 33JJMS

It's over done and really put on to impress foreigners online but desu when you've got a bunch of fellas together and it's just you guys it's good fun to ham it up and be real aussie cunts with each other even though you know it's just mucking around.