Need help to win Fistfight

Last week this mug at a bar challenged me to a throwdown and I drukenly accepted and we set the date this Friday. I need tips from you anons on how to beat this douche or find ways to break him before the
fight
Btw im 6ft 2 180pounds pajeet
He is about 6 feet 200+ pounds NigNog

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The main tip is stop being a retard

>mug
mariner under guidance?

just make sure someone is filming so they can upload the vid of you dying to worldstar

you already lost. you don't have the mindset to win against another man in 1v1 combat. you probabley just agreed cause you didn't want to part out and then left. I'm sure he dosent even expect to see you. just dont bother him man.

Strike first and strike hard.
If he lands the first punch you're fucked.

Tell him to go back to Africa, then go back to India.

Congrats, you won.

I fucking love seeing these threads on Jow Forums because if anyone is desperate enough to come here of all places then it's a complete certainty that they have a zero percent chance of winning. Any advice that they get here is only going to make it worse

>You have no fighting experience
>Accepted a fight with a probable experienced fighter.

Simple you call the fight off. If anyone forces you into a fight anywhere, shoot them.

You need to accept that you are fighting. Worst comes to worst you get punched a fuckton and it only hurts badly for a week but you still have your honor and unfortunately today 90% of the population cannot say that. You need to go in with an attitude I will give it my all and not be defeated until I have either died or been knocked out and cannot fight anymore. If you go in with that mindset you will win

Good luck brother

Simple, don't show up. Why would you put yourself in that situation? Assault charges if you win, or look like a punk if you loose.

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Learn to throw a punch properly, because odds are you don't know how.

Hit first, hard and at the chin
Hopefully he goes down, and if not just wail on him

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Practice your jab, keep your guard up, make sure your medical insurance is paid up in case you need to get stitches or dental work done. Step on his toes.

Why I say good chap, just reschedule your fisticuffs to next year and dedicate the next 365 days to exerting yourself in the sweet science. I dare say you shall give that savage a beating then! Tally ho to victory!

Test deca dbol

Thumb in the eye socket.

pipebomb

Seriously get yourself a fucking mouthguard as fast as possible, that is NOT a pussy move ffs.

Bring a gun. Make every fight a fight for your life because if you're not fighting for your life then why fight at all? You're just wasting time. If you refuse to escalate things then just don't go and hide at home like a bitch.

Have a backup plan since every fistfight I've witnessed ends in their backup coming or backup coming with knives.

>1v1
Did you miss the part where op said nig nog? The rest of the pack will jump in when he starts losing.

GUYS OP here, seroiusly I plan to break his legs or atleast incapacitate him b4 the fight, I know where he lives. Either that or im gonna roofie his drink and put him in a UPS container and a one way trip to Africa.

Thanks dude, I will remember this and dismember him.

Buy one of these at a pawnshop. If you hit him once in the face you could win. However if you get prosecuted I think it's assault with a deadly weapon.

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punch first, aim the chin, protect your chin, dont let him grab you, watch some videos

and call a friend to help you if u get knocked down

Based oldfag

Socrates was right. I see so many intellectuals who never were fit. Man, are they shaped weird in middle age. Not even just fat, unnaturally awkward. Athletic training in youth is not optional

Nice to see some appreciation for my fav quote