What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen?

What's the biggest thing you've ever stolen?

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M1 garand

A matchbox car

thousands of dollars worth of yugioh cards from local supermarkets

>be me
> Be 9
>Be dumb as fuck and want candy
> Go to kiosk near me
> See favourite candy bar
>idea.jpg
>take the candy and hold it in hand
>Wait for someone to come in to the shop
>I pretend to trip when walking out and drop the candy outside
>holyshititworked
>Go and sit on a bench and eat my candy

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On my last day at working at Upperdeck, I stole 50 uncut sheets of Yugioh cards.

stole 60' smart tv from walmart last year on black friday. literally just walked out the door with it.

Multiple headphones that I then sold online for a small profit. Also stole some other shit like foot pedals, seatbelt cushions from a store that fucked up the dashboard of my car when they fitted a new radio years ago

A 90GB game.

I shoplifted a 6 pack of beer from a convenience store once.