>wake up
>you look like this
What do you do?
Wake up
Jonathan Russell
Adam King
Jump on front of a bus
Luis Flores
>shave
>stop making stupid fucking faces
>get a real haircut
>dress normally and not tryhard
>maybe contacts if not other glasses
just potentially got this fag some pussy
Ryder Moore
10/10 answer
Aaron Nguyen
>shave
I thought women love facial hair?
Leo King
Facial hair, not pubic hair
Jose Green
> contacts
> diet
> tan
> hair
Mason Russell
Dude, shave that shitty beard. Buzz your hair. Find a couple of pairs of jeans that fit you well, not skinny, not baggy, not too long. Plain t shirts, again not baggy. Jeans and t’s never go out of style. Go to the eye doc and get contacts. Eat well, lift heavy things, run far, read books.
Zachary Gonzalez
Go blast some C R O W B A R and squat till I puke.
Luis Parker
Is it that bad? I’ve been feeling kinda down lately because I have struggled to find a job after graduating college. I-I don’t know if I’ll make it bros
Logan Garcia
Beards aren't this guy's genetic strong suit
Cooper Carter
Shave and wash my face.
Cooper Lewis
You’re fine brother relax. There is some good advice in this thread.
Cameron Turner
Button up your shirt it looks gross on you
Joseph Kelly
..I have a fried who looks exactly like this
And people tell me I look exactly him
Fuck, is this really how other people see me?
Nathaniel Carter
You're literally normal and have nothing to worry about, just take the thread advice
Evan Morris
>With that hairline, definitely plan on a buzz cut for most of your life
>contacts
I'd argue that you don't have to completely shave your face, but you don't (yet) have the beard gains for that length.
I actually think with a tan, bald head, and full beard you'd look pretty decent.
Christopher Gray
>get a haircut
>with that hair length
so a buzzcut?
Christian Cruz
Some do, some don’t. Either way this guy has shit facial hair
Jayden James
Host a mediocre youtube channel about guns, apparently.
Jackson Gray
OP here. What YouTube channel?
Henry Brooks
Find me more Finnish looking man
Samuel Cooper
>Haircut
>Shave
>Get eyebrows done
>Lose weight
Gavin Foster
The most redpilled picture & post in this entire shitty thread
Lincoln Foster
Kek
Jayden Russell
get a fade
Jack Stewart
>wants to get homo pussy
>tells him to get the undercut (gay)
Wyatt Lee
hi josh
now pls leave
fucking degenerate cronans
Nathan Gray
You know this goofy looking faggot?
William Clark
his fb is /josh.cronan
Dominic Morris
HOW TALL?
Leo Brown
fun fact: both he and his (ex?) wife look like and are degenerates. he fapped to a co-worker at work, proof 1/3
Colton Thompson
2/3
Jonathan Lopez
trim with mechanical razor, your beard is not quite there yet, give it more time.
get haircut, trim sides shorter, don't go to fucking supercuts
take care of your skin, google how
touch up your eyebrows
get contacts
and this one is as important as everything above
soften your glare and smile
Jose Kelly
3/3
Anthony Stewart
I would celebrate as it seemed the balding was just a terrible nightmare.
Landon Morales
I already look like that. His eyes look smaller because his glasses warp them. I know this because I have the same problem
Michael Watson
>Masturbating to thoughts of another woman is cheating
Wow how insecure can she be?
Carson Phillips
What even is this retarded shit?
Christian Torres
Shave head. Purchase contact lenses.
Hop on roids. You won’t though faggot since you’re too beta to make big boy decisions like that.
Nolan Mitchell
>I look exactly him
Lincoln Jenkins
This just turned into a cringe boomer thread.
Caleb Carter
how rich is this guy?
ill consider permanently wearing a mask like ray mysterio or char aznable if hes loaded
Wyatt Sanchez
End it all
Jackson Ramirez
Definitely took a turn that I didn't expect.
I'm not entertained though.
Jeremiah Allen
Why the fuck would you ever admit to masturbating to a coworker, let alone publicly post about it?
Carter Ross
>telling someone with a shit haircut to get an undercut
Fuck you. You and your hairlets are the reason this haircut is finished.