>be roastie
>swiping left on tinder
>no chad matches
>feeling hungry
>swipe right on beta w/ job
>go out for free dinner
>even more boring in person
>oh well free grilled cheese
>let him pay check
>why do anything else?
>tell him we're "not compatible"
>he goes home
>"probably to masturbate to me, pathetic!"
>get notification on phone
>"oh god he's probably texting me how bad he wants a second date"
>VENMO: $15.00 request for "Non-Combatible Dinner Fee"
Thot = patrolled
Be roastie
Julian Powell
Jaxson Gomez
Unironically based. Pay your own bills cunts.
Isaiah Johnson
lmao
fucking gottem
and the roastie was stupid enough to post it to social media, letting everyone know she's a worthless cunt who not only doesnt put out, but also doesn't pay dinner, which may or may not deter someone in the future from taking her on a date
Camden Lewis
pretty girls want pretty boys
if i were an attractive blonde woman id rather stay single than date some pajeet hell no
Angel Miller
$15 grilled cheese what the fug
Justin Mitchell
plus her drinks and shit
Nolan Ross
So what is venmo? How is this enforceable?
Samuel Jackson
lol obviously she's just not gonna pay him
how did he even get her venmo
Nolan Torres
what a fucking pussy. didnt have the balls to tell her in person he wasnt going to pay so he goes home and venmo requests her which obviously will not get fulfilled
Juan Phillips
>I payed $15 for that sandwich, what the fuck do you mean I'm not getting laid?