HOW DO I STOP MY DICK FROM SMELLING

Eat vegetables and fruit as the main part of your diet

>Don't say shower

Are you saying that because showering doesn't work, or do you just not shower?

If it's the latter, please shower.

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU AUTISTS DONT TELL ME TO SHOWER

your dick would only smell if you have uncutfag smegma or you don't shower
ur retarded

Shave and SHOWER EVERYDAY

Wash yo dick in the sink

>I FUCKING TOLD YOU AUTISTS DONT TELL ME TO SHOWER
then fucking put some soap or dish washing liquid on your hands and fap then faggot

THATS JUST SHOWERING ON A SMALLER SCALE

stop jerking off so much you fucking loser

I think I'm beginning to see the cause of your problem.

You could always just shower.

Apple Cider Vinegar is the cure to every single common health complaint

>compromise my daily masturbation streak
no

A bath is fine, too

Roll around in some dust like a chinchilla! ^_^

>HOW DO I STOP MY DICK FROM SMELLING
>AND DONT SAY SHOWER YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

Dip your cock in Denaturated Alcohol

>implying girls dont like dick stink

>how do I stop my dick from smelling?
Plug its nose.

hah! get it

>Don't say shower
Ok.
Take a bath.

lel'd
i love the smell of my own dick. do you not love your own smell? if not perhaps you need to change your diet

>how do I be clean BUT DON'T SAY CLEANING

@47686940
stop beating your meat so much

SHOWER YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

Talcum powder after you dry off from a shower.

Wash you disgusting fucking cretin

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Just spray some deodorant down your pants bro

brooo thats a fucking great solution
first person to actually help

Second this. We use this at the hospital works wonders.

Encase your dick in a block of lucite.

Stop smoking weed.
ORGENLANDO

Pour water over it

Soap and water. How is this hard?

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cut off your jizz matted pubic hair you meme loving fuck

Unironically go take a shower you filthy scum