Would you an army trap gf?

>shes in the infantry and graduated jump school
And i'm a cop with a bodycount, the interest would be mutual

Also forgot to switch my fucking name

no you're not don't lie

Would beat the faggot up with my fellow army buddies and shove a grenade down his throat

Yes i am, not lying

I'm just not an amerishart

I want to bend her over and fuck that bp

No. I am in the army so it was a friends of friends thing. Though next year I am supposed to be in the same unit.

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>I want to bend her over and fuck that bp
gosh!

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505?
they're going to Afghanistan now
you should friend her
hook up when she comes back

>be out on a long gruelling patrol
>come back to base
>finally get to your tent
>find this waiting
what DO you do?

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No reason to beat around the bush, right? I'm sure she won't mind that.

>No reason to beat around the bush, right? I'm sure she won't mind that.
:3

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I feel like doing this right now.

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I'm a sub tho, would "she" accept me

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no she needs man

I'll take you both.

But what if I only want you to take one?

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Yes. I would let her claim my heart as her sovereign land.

And I am not even gay.

What if I choose you?

Not him but you shouldn't say those things user
Don't give the poor soul hope if you are not gonna do anything for real

That'd be pretty neat desu

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He asked me to choose.
What makes you better than the army girl?

>What makes you better than the army girl
Idk, I'm shy and cuddleable I guess if you consider that as better

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Ok, that sounds cute.

Aww stop you'll make me blush

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Yes, do blush.

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O-ok user pushy today aren't we

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My apologies. My penis has control right now.

Oh that's ok user even if that was lewd

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My apologies for the lewdness.

Silly user I said it's fine

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Just trade discords or something you faggots. Stop shitting up boards with your arpee

You should be punished for confusing me.

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I'm a pretty huge masochist I don't mind punishment

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So you wouldn't object to being bent over the knee and spanked eh?

Not at all, and if it makes you happy even better
Silly user, who said I was rping, maybe I was actually blushing in real life

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Yes I could, I'm a large, ravenous man.

Of course it would. Hearing the sounds of the spank plus your moans would make me horny as hell.

Great! If you're happy then I'm happy user, after all you're the only one who matters

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>you're the only one who matters
I beg to differ user.

But if someone else besides you matters then who?

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I'm a navy seal with 300 confirmed kills. She couldn't do anything to me

I work with this one.

Y-You.....
I wouldn't spank you otherwise.

Showing this thread to it in an hour or so when I'm back from breakfast. I can have it be here for an AMA lmao.

B-but I dont matter at all silly, my only use is to serve you. Without you I'm worthless

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1p sucks.

"going to afghanistan" they've been saying that for fuckin years. we're not going anywhere.

You matter enough to give me sexual pleasure, how about that?

I still think I'm worthless but as long as you accept me that's all that matters

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>condoms
I can't cum in you with those.

Those are for display silly, why wouldn't I want you to do such a lewd thing to me

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>buying stuff we won't use
Damn, I can't trust you with money.

I-im sorry I thought they would make you hornier if I was displaying them like that, if you want to punish me that's fine

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I'm sure I'll find a use for them. Yes, a punishment would be adequate.

>would fuck a trap
>not gay
wait what?

Then please provide any punishment you see fit

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Bend over my knees. Time for the sandal.

I am a vegan activist pseudo science believer on level 2 in the church of scientology so naturally i should aim for millitant girls (and ''girls'') so yes, I would ;_;

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Yes sir, make sure not to be to hard

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>make sure not to be to hard
I can try....
*Starts the punishment*

Th-than you for the punishment master

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I like her feminine side, the penis is nothing but an extra.

Oh you're not finished yet! Remember what I said that happens when I spank you?

Th-than you got horny as hell?

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this is the reason why i hate gays

Correct. Can't you see it?

Y-yea, how couldn't i, look how big this thing is

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You say that your sole purpose it so please me right? Now is your time to prove it! Get to it!

You are both wastes of space in this world.

Unironically end yourself.

Y-yea, sorry for taking so long. Are you sure I can fit this in my mouth, even the tip is so huge

nigga idk what kinda reaction image to put on this

>Change gender
>Try out for airborne
>Get held to woman's standards
>Pass

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Silly me for letting you do anything. I think that you should sit on it.
It's fine

S-sit on it surely you don't mean what I think you mean

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Oh, I'm sure you know what I mean. Come on, take a seat.

O-ok here I come.

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So, are you comfortable? I know I am!

I-i am, it hurt at first but I'm better now and feels good now

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*pushes down user from the shoulders*
Making sure you have it all, you know?

Ahhh, jeez user, you're so rough

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Oh, don't pretend you don't like it! Now that I have you properly impaled, what to do next huh?

Maybe I did like it, th-that doesn't mean I gotta admit it. Ill do whatever you want me to do

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Ok, this is cute but with you sitting impaled here doing nothing is not to my liking. We should do this in fron of TV or something. At least my cock is now all wet thanks to you. Get up.

Would rather have a NEET trap gf

>you will never try to manhandle your trap gf only to get your ass kicked

An extra what you fag? Just say you like cock

I don't like penises (specifically), if that is what you want to say. But I can appreciate cute bodies even though they have penises attached.

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Holy fuck sauce. Please i need this

that's not hard most of them don't really work

I can. I'm a USMC infantryman. Lmao faggot. :^)

Are you looking forward to the war with Iran?