I saw Jeff Cavaliere at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw Jeff Cavaliere at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person...
He started force-feeding Jesse
Sounds like typical Jeff.
Cool pasta man
G-go on...
>to prevent electrical infetterence
Every fucking time
Hi, Austin :D Can you see my comment? :DD
the fuck?? Literally had a similar experience with Dr. Layne Norton PHD in Tampa.
Anyone know who’s name was in the first iteration of this pasta? Was it Christian Bale?
Yea lol finally found you on here
Why are you not at school dumbass? xddd
Can you guys please go away?
What the fuck did you just say about me?
stfu you nigger lol
You didn’t even change it to have Jeff memes 0/10
Nah it was some handegg player, it originated on /sp/ iirc
I think it was Woody Hallerson
lmao OP, been a long time since I saw this pasta. You got a laugh out of me. Congrats.
I'm losing my shit at the slight possibility that this isn't bait
Lemme give you a call in a sec
I remember reading here Gosling, Affleck, Bateman and I think Luke Perry acting the same....is this some kind of L.A. virus?
You couldn't have edited the copypasta to add something about facepulls? Real fucking lazy OP.
It happens everywhere
I saw Mark Rippetoe at a grocery store in Wichita Falls yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hwah? hwah? hwah?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like five milk jugs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jug and put them in a cart and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It was FlyLo
>When she took one of the bars
Ya fucked up
>handegg
go back
I saw Jeff Cavaliere at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and not do my face pulls.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and rotating his cuffs in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen resistance bands in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be serious and not negotiating with her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bands and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any muscle imbalances” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each band and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming ATHLEAN-X DOT COM really loudly.
lmao
This is my all-time favorite pasta.
Classic pasta
I was expecting some kind of a modification of this pasta but you just changed the name
4/10
wee-wee
Flying Lotus
Funny, this is exactly what a user back in /v/ said that Henry Cavill did in a grocery store.
Fuckin lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
it started on /mu/ with flylo
ian mccollum