Based Alessandra.
Based Alessandra
Hunter Hall
Nicholas Morales
>Married and not interested
>Still takes the time to make a profile on a dating app
>"Haha, it's just a fun activity when I poop"
The absolute state of women. Can't even go to take a shit without doing this kind of thing.
Cameron Ramirez
I once was matched up with a woman that had her wedding photo and pics of her kids and family. Seemed like the pintrest mom type but a little fat. I asked why she put it up, she said she wasn't sure what the app was but say her husband kept using it. I told her it was an app to hook up with people, she never messaged back lol
Gabriel Anderson
>I made this to get attention while fueling my narcissistic female brain without having to give anything in return.
That was scenario 1
>I'm married to a cuck whom I reluctantly settled with while wanting to still fuck Chad on the down low.
That was scenario 2, probably both of them to some degree.
Tyler Martinez
ALL women want a side Chad. Even your mom.
Julian Martin
>ALL women want a side Chad. Even your mom.
Don't need to tell me that, I'm very well aware.
Mason Brooks
As much as all men want a harem.
Joseph Thomas
I don't, I'd be perfectly happy with a Christian, monogamous relationship.
Austin Brooks
if you are pooping longer than 15 seconds
you are already dead
in the wild animals poop quick for a reason
Zachary Wilson
It's fun to see who's into you.
What do you do when you take a shit?
Owen Smith
>What do you do when you take a shit?
I browse this place or the Kult of Athena catalogue.
Ayden Smith
taking shit for me is literally less than a 1 minute thing, what the fuck do you eat? are you an amerikek?
Nolan Flores
some people literally waste 10-30 minutes each time they go to the bathroom. it's not an america only thing either, look up studys on average time spent in the bathroom
some people spent more time in 1 day than i do in 1 month i never understood that it either
Brody Allen
Even before I started using my phone on the toilet, I always took 5-10 minutes on the shitter. Sometimes it takes a while for it all to come out. If I don't get it all out then I'm back on the toilet an hour later.
Ryan Myers
>taking shit for me is literally less than a 1 minute thing
>makes fun of amerimutts
Buddy, having sharts this bad full of nothing but liquid fat - is the most patriotic thing known to man.
It takes me an hour or so to shit, and I take a dump only once a week. Why? Because after all the pain and the blood, I come out more powerful than you have ever dreamed of being in your miserable life.
Jackson Morales
>What do you do when you take a shit?
Read a book
Chase Adams
Supposedly blood type may be a factor. I have B and I always take a long time on the shitter, but people with A do not take that long at all
Adam Cruz
based momscience poster
Jace Brooks
>you shitlords should just deal with everything women do quietly, even if it's shove shit down your throat
Juan Evans
Damn, incel... You found a way to hate that woman? You're good.
Eli Watson
>poop
do women really do this?
i had to do the captcha like 5 times wtf is going on
Thomas Lopez
No way that is too gross they would never
Womens buttholes smell like flowers. Source: my mommy