Who wins?
2 bears vs 60 UFC fighters
Angel Martin
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Camden White
If the UFC fights rip the legs off a few of the other UFC fighters they could sharpen the femar bone and use it to stab the bears to death. So the UFC fighters would win.
Daniel Murphy
why not say 1v30?
people win if they go for eyes
Owen Hall
Assuming the UFC fighters have literally no fear, they could pile onto the bears, some sacrificing themselves to protect the others from the bears mouth. The other would be holding onto the limbs and punching/kicking vital organs or using their teeth to rip open arteries. Would be hard though, bears have a thick fur coat and biting through solid muscle is not easy I imagine.
Plan B would be to gangfuck the bears into submission.
Adrian Wood
eh only 2 bears? i honestly believe just prime brock lesnar could do well against a bear possibly even win, 2 brocks would destroy a bear so 4 brocks for two bears
Blake Anderson
We've done 1 vs 30. The replies were interesting, but I wanted to switch it up a bit.
Alexander Bell
60 people can easily take on 2 bears they dont even need to be ufc fighters
Honestly i could say 20 or less normal fit people can take a bear down no females tho
Jaxson Torres
The bears will win unless the UFC fighters have prep time and weapons. Even without weapons by taking advantage of terrain etc the UFC fighters might well win too.
Bentley Stewart
After one of the bears has rage mutilated around 15 UFC fighters within seconds, killing in one swipe, the rest would be reduced to gibbering wrecks with no fight left in them, knowing their fate is sealed.
They’re better off trying to befriend the bears and hope they eat them last, at least they’re going to have a few extra weeks on earth watching the bears devour their friends.
Ethan Ward
how do you befriend a bear?
Gabriel Cruz
Honey
Caleb Thompson
>implying bears would ever fight humans
Jack Perez
>tfw i literally went to alaska and asked a bear protecting agent on how to befriend a bear
>he laughs into my face
>says it is possible but chances are 95:5 that he will run away being scared or maul you to death
>best way is to find a stranded baby bear repelled from his/her mother
>if female, chances are basically 0 because the moment they grow up they will maul you for scared other male bears away
>male bears are more likely to being adopted
>costs of food for a bear is roughly $500 USD per day
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never will i have a bear friend
Wyatt Clark
The bears would run
Xavier Brooks
daily reminder that the bears in pictures like this are often declawed or defanged, which makes it animal abuse.
Blake Foster
>literally has claws in the webm
Jaxon Peterson
Get a bird bro instead. They're cool and easy to find an abandoned one.
Chase Rodriguez
Probably not serious, but have you ever encountered a large bear in person? Fucking things are absolute powerhouses, they can run like 30kph and fully grown (black bears) average 110kg on the small end and are frequently bigger than that, eating a diet made up of almost pure protein and wild berries.
One clamp of the jaw is enough to crush a human's head like a fucking grape, and their claws will disembowel you. The only reason people survive bear attacks is because it's territorial, once the threat is submissive or downed in the bears mind their is no longer a reason to carry on attacking. If they attacked to kill, survival rates would be fucking ZERO. The cunts would easily slaughter 60 humans.
Daniel Perry
They are also world-class pissheads
>In the spring of 1942 the newly formed Anders Army left the Soviet Union for Iran, accompanied by thousands of Polish civilians who had been deported to the gulags following the Soviet invasion of Poland in 1939. During a rest stop near the town of Hamadan while en route to Tehran on 8 April 1942, a group of Polish soldiers encountered a young Iranian boy who had found a bear cub after its mother had been shot by hunters. One of the civilian refugees in their midst, eighteen-year-old Irena Bokiewicz, was very taken with the cub, which prompted lieutenant Anatol Tarnowiecki to purchase the young bear, who spent the next three months in the Polish refugee camp that was established near Tehran, principally under the care of Irena.[2] In August the bear was donated to the 2nd Transport Company, which later became the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, and he was given the name Wojtek by the soldiers.
>He [...] was often rewarded with beer, which became his favourite drink. He later also enjoyed smoking (or eating) cigarettes
Justin Foster
>When it was time to stop fucking around and get “in the shit” as they say, II Corps linked up with the hardcore British 8th Army and headed out to the middle of the Category 5 Crapstorm the was brewing in Italy. The problem, however, was that British High Command did not allow any pets or animals in their camp, so the Polish Army formally enlisted Voytek the Bear into their ranks. He was given the rank of Private, assigned a serial number, and from that point on was included in all official unit rosters. The Brits were like, “whatever chaps”, and didn’t even bat an eye when Voytek marched ashore with the rest of the 22nd Company.
how the fuck are they not making films about this
Ryan Smith
What is even funnier is that it wasn't the only bear in Polish military service. There was also a female polar bear named Basia during ww1
Jaxon Parker
Bears would maul until they got bored eat then repeat. Fuckers are weaponized.
Nathan Taylor
>i honestly believe just prime brock lesnar could do well against a bear possibly even win
Michael Powell
The men would probably win. However a more interesting question is how many men would be needed to kill an adult male SILVERBACK. My guess is over 100
Christopher Cook
Jesus Christ. I had never heard that before. Thanks user.
Just read about it here:
Charles Price
He also carried artillery shells and shit
Logan Peterson
absolute unit
Benjamin Cooper
I'm pretty sure there is a movie about voytek
Samuel Davis
No that's how you befriend flies
Jace Thomas
A tiger riding on the back of a rhino would lose against a grizzly bear. A silverback would completely get it’s shit pushed in by a tiger. Learn your animal boss levels user.
Jordan Evans
Laughable. The gorilla has superior strength and intellect. You *do* realize an adult male SILVERBACK can lift 10 tons over his head, right? It can rip a tigers legs clean off if it tries to swipe. One chop and he breaks the tiger’s back. Plus his skin is thick and tough and almost impervious to the damage a tiger would try to inflict. No chance for your anime tier tiger
Christopher Morales
2-3 UFC fighters would stand a chance against a silverback. They have nowhere near the sheer brute force of a grizzly which could seperate your head from your torso with one blow. A tiger could easily latch on and inflict serious damage with its claws alone.
Robert Hernandez
post yfw da bears win da superb owl
Juan Smith
There’s no way a grizzly can lift 10 tons while a gorilla can. A gorilla can rip you in half with one arm easily, ufc fighters simply have no chance bro. It would take 5 sec to brutally dispatch the fighters
Nathan Taylor
UFC will win
Adam Sanders
Levi Garcia
got any more? keep em coming, friendo
James Russell
A gorilla cannot lift 20,000# you liar
Charles Edwards
Only got a few
Evan Hughes
You're honestly implying a silverback could lift 2 killer whales over its head?
Thomas Lopez
>can lift 10tons
>can lift 10.000kg over his head
i almost daily read news about silverbacks throwing around schoolbuses...
Landon Turner
nice
Justin Collins
Christian Gomez
So we clone 59 Jon jones
Nathan Nguyen
How on earth can bears afford food? 500$ a day is impossible for neets
Lincoln Harris
blind cunt