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made the thread because im a really nice lad edition

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hey you're a really nice lad

big fockin strokey nonce

>yet another day my darknet order hasn't arrived

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What do you think it's like to fuck a neo-vagina?

Took me a fortnight to get an order once. Domestic first class n all. Only seems to happen to dnm orders

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uhoh lads my jaw is starting to feeling stiff again, not good

>Ordering stuff off the darknet

Got an interview at 3. I'm 50 minutes early and really anxious. Fuck this lads. Feel sick and shaking.
Got a date arranged later in Soho with a girl from tan tan too.
Dont know how I get myself in these situations and in such a state before hand.

What's one of those then lad
Exciting day for you then, let us know how it goes

Just caught the rare Pokemon - Dunsparce, on Pokemon GO

Saw a bunch of virgin freaks gathered around one of the town landmarks doing a raid battle

also, want everyone to be aware that this post was mine

Gucci user do you own any gucci shoes

>confirmed for posts without his trip
makes sense

People still play Pokemon Go?

Any of you lads been to Iceland before?
the country not the fucking shop

Having a pint at the spoons to calm my nerves.

And you're neither a virgin or a freak?

Think me mum has before

It's still a fair sized community

They keep doing "events" where rare pokemon become more common to drag you back in

>?
*!

more of an asda man myself, m8

What did she think of it? is she fit

anyone else here got bipolar disorder
any advice

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Any of you lads been to tesco before?

>there are people out there that eat oxo cubes

I don't think I've ever actually been to an Asda. There isn't one in my town so I've never shopped there myself, and I don't think my parents even took me to one either when I was a kid.

I ate an oxo cube once and it was horrid

She said she prefers asda, more options there

*notices cube*
oxo, what's this?

Yes just the one pair. These ones.

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nice one lad
genuinly made me laugh

>I don't think I've ever actually been to an Asda.

saddest thing i have ever read in britfeel.

m8 you're not doing anthing interesting with this trip, take some time off and think up a storyline

I swear to fuck if one more of you cunts makes a supermarket joke I'm gonna chuck you in the crater of Eyjafjallajokull

whats the problem with that? my hometown didn't have a tesco

Is Asda good? I've also never been to an Aldi

It's been 10 days so far and I'm getting restless waiting...

How hot is the bombay pot noodle

An ice cube is spicier

>play chess online
>actually pretty even game
>forfeit on a whim just because I get bored

Not sure what to do today, sometimes the days feel really repetitive. I go out on walks sometimes but tbqh it feels kind of pointless because I don't actually go anywhere, I just do it for the sake of having something to do

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wow didn't this just add so much to the thread

fuck off

Let's play again sometime mate. I think we are about even on games at this point.
Glad you ain't dead.

>Sometimes the days feel really repetitive

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requesting an "if only you knew how bad" tim edit pls xx

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guaranteed you lap up tilde's blog shit

Sure sounds like fun, send me a message on lichess whenever you're free. My username is CronaBritfeel

I forgot that gucci had become a nigger brand

I'm white, so you're wrong.

A white nigger wannabe

guaranteed I fucking don't. Only one tranny that brings bants here is moni

I've gone from working in a place full of black people to working in a place with none, because of my Gucci outfit.

Mr Cuddles is the 'ardest dog in /britfeel/

All whites want to be black because blacks have great unity and better music. Also whites don't use seasoning.

>blacks have great unity
What are gangs, what is black on black crime

>blacks have great unity

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>He hasn't even studied high Wycombe bus routes and timetables to see how frequently the red buses are meant to go past

>What are gangs
unity
nigga ride fo they homies n dey die for dey homies
white organised crime, like the mafia, needs gay little rituals and secret codes n shiet to enforce fear

Whites don't kill other whites? Whites shoot up schools sure but I thought some would at least target adults?

>what is white culture

whats the difference between basmati and pilau

>wypipo commit crime too so that makes it okay for blacks to do it at a disproportionate rate

one's different than the other

asdas the worst out of the big four

>what are jobs, houses, electricity, cars, the internet...

this unironicaIIy

>listens to rap, jazz, rock etc

>an old co-worker from the amusement park commented on my blog
>used a nickname she attempted to bully me with
>marked it as spam
>provided me with her email address when submitting her comment

Oh boy music sure is important, I'm so glad there are niggers in my country otherwise we wouldn't have any rhythm haha

lol ur so randum xd

Ew mayonnaise is spicy

Sorry for slavery

seethe more lol

You think that's culture? Not to mention all of your white culture can be broken down into Irish culture, German culture not actually white culture

Would anyone else shag their mum? Mine is pale, blonde, milfy and looks young for her age. I defo would

>>blacks have great unity
he doesn't remember that time britfeel lurked an africa version reddit and saw them talking about african pan nationalism, then they started talking shit about their own cultural, religous and ethinc differences to the point of ALL CAP seething at each other

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felch more, felchmong

That's meant to be a bad thing? You're retarded

yes I would, not the most uncommon fantasy in the world

I knew it though, all the poltards who come here and constantly use the term nigger despite being shit scared of black people all listen to black music.

Not him but the same can be said for blacks and asians you dullard

seethe more loI

>Y-YOU'RE RETARDED!
lmao, that didn't take you long.

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makes me sad it will never happen though

Why don't Negroids move to the Middle East and try to guilt trip the Arabs into giving them freebies and special treatment over their slave trade and colonialism

same here, i'd love to do it just once

But Blacks do have culture, so do Hispanics and Asians. White people have houses and cars apparently.

Pakis arent daft lad

Blanket statements are only acceptable when talkin about right wingers.

PBSP is triggered again

no good gibs and slutty women ruined by progessive idenity politics and it's socially okay to be racist there

just imagine pumping a huge, warm load deep into her

Just been to town. Queers, trannies and homeless everywhere. British is finished

I personally don't hate on people for their skin or background.

Arabs would just laugh at them and call them inferior

top goy. here's a shekel

>he has to type it manualIy!

After the hall of cost white nations are no longer allowed to have a culture other than mass international capitalism, vapid hedonistic consumerism and constant self-flagellation

>PBSP
What's that mean lad?
I don't mind blacks it's Muslims I don't like because their religion basically says don't treat people right

Get her fired lah

polscum out in force today I see.

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