/r9gay/ - #426

I'm doing it user! Been on diet for 3 weeks and I think it's working! ^^

where do you get the sharp pain because if it's somewhere really mundane you're probably not gonna die lmao

my heart,liver and veins.

I want to climb Denali with my bf!

Words can't properly describe my love for highly detailed and unusually structured environment artwork like this.

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I'm trying my best but given my crippling autism there doesn't seem to be hope anyway

How does your autism get in the way of watching your weight?

I love it too, although my favorite are pictures overlooking cities.

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My monitor died this morning. I'm very sad.

Cities are also nice, but I like my artwork more on the inside. Especially if it's something more constrained like a market area or something. Pictures like these are the kinds that I just want to jump into.

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I'm thinking of trying Grindr, do I just need a phone and a picture?

I'm not very photogenic and I live in a small town.

It gets in the way of finding a bf, I mean
I'm watching my weight just fine

Post more please! original5

I read that as My mother died this morning at first

It's nice to see someone else taking interest. This one is just...unf.

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I would take him to a public restroom like pic related to fuck

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All I want is to travel around with a bf to places like these.
There's not much that really brings emotion out of me, but pictures like these bring both awe and melancholy because I know I'll never be able to see anything similar in person.

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bite the pillow, i'm going in

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>I'll never be able to see anything similar in person
Why not? It's just traveling.

hi i'd like 1 bf to go on adventures with, to escape from the wagie hell that is my life pls.

>another thread with an asexual bf

Remote forests. Cities are for fags.
I've been eating pretty eh the past few weeks, but not that much. Surprisingly haven't gained a pound. I should probably get some muscle though. Just a slight tone for twinkish look

Saved. Makes me think of christmas when I was young.

Public restrooms are gross, there are way hotter places to fuck in public like in the woods, against a tree

>like in the woods, against a tree
preferably against a maple syrup tree, or bark that goes in birch beer or what is it barqsbeer so you can lick the sap during

Because I have no money and I'm lazy and I'm even scared of traveling and I'm scared of being alone in a foreign place.
But I am at least getting into cycling, even if it's only 20km at a time it's still really nice.

sounds hot user, I would love to see you slobbering all over the tree in pleasure. And then, if it ever feels like too much you'll have to hug the tree for dear life just to stay upright

I would love to explore titanic monarch zone with him

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>tfw no bf to chillax on Angel Island and eat chili dogs with

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This. I hold my piss/shit until I'm home and can do it in peace, or if I'm outside I'll find a quiet place. I've shy bladder syndrome and it's nearly impossible to pee with other people around.

I'd like to get lost traveling from city to city, getting caught out in the rain, losing track of where we are, doing everything on a whim. Just experiencing the world together.

yes user, be my little wood pecker, as I peck my wood, and my pecker, into the wood, peckeringly

Wouldn't that make you my little wood pecker user?

Yeah, I don't think I've ever shit in a public bathroom, maybe once or twice in desperation, and 90% of the time I go in one to piss, I turn around and walk straight out because of the way it smells or looks.

>What kind of places would you want to go exploring with him?

We'll go exploring at The Great New York State Fair(tm), alongside over 1 million other fair-goers annually.

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>tfw want to play with a guys ass RIGHT NOW

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After that we'll make our way a few blocks over to Hiawatha blvd and Destiny USA(tm), the 6th largest mall in America.

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Finally, we'll have dinner and drinks at the world-famous Dinosaur BBQ(tm). Home of New York's BEST BBQ.

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After a long day, retiring to a comfortable luxury hotel in majestic Armory Square.

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You think I'm made out of money or something, you little bitch?

America looks like an awful place to explore.
But I suppose not every place can be as good as Europe.
East Asian countries like China and Japan look nice too though.

>all theese richfags
i just want to sit with him in my flat all day,drink coffee and just cuddle

That's just New York City user. America has a lot more to offer than that.

no, I am your tree

Kys NYC. Dinosaur bbq is BUFFALO'S best bbq, stop taking claim for our restaurants.

American cities are so boring, all built on a soulless grid pattern. However, there's plenty of wilderness to explore.

Buffalo is shit. It's shiiiiit!

I know, but American cities are built too efficiently. Most European cities are a big fat mess but it makes them so much more fun to explore than the shitty grids the Americans have.
Doesn't help that the architecture doesn't vary that much either.

Yeah, the wilderness is definitely nice, but exploring cities is a whole different feeling to exploring wilderness.

Why are Europeans always SO jealous of Americans?

It's just this constant inferiority complex with you guys.

Isn't that just a result of European cities being a lot older than American ones?

>Isn't that just a result of European cities being a lot older than American ones?
older europeans were smart, surely smart enough to know that grid is >too efficient

Europeans have never been smart.

Yep. Also to do with how the British organized colonised land into grids. Spanish and french colonisers were less organised. By the early 1800s, each new town and city was built on a grid.
>not jealous of europeans
>get to keep foreskin
>cultured old cities
America sucks desu

Oh yeah dude I'm soo jealous of your filthy 200-year old run-down hovels and your disgusting ""traditional"" food that you only put up with at the time because you're a bunch of starving illiterate peasants and still continue to force down your gullets because you learned to love the slop.

It is, but we do have nice restaurants. Weather is comfy too.

I'm not european though. I said it's probably better than Am*rica. Also, I'd rather live in a society of starving peasants than a society of obese peasants.

I am jealous of your second amendment, but everything else is worse in America, sure you might be able to earn more, but the crime rates and the shitty cities make it much worse.

Our traditional food is pretty fucking great, user. Way better than all the shitty fast food you have.
Then again I haven't eaten any fast food in years so I don't even remember what it tastes like.
>filthy 200-year old run-down hovels
Anything is better than living in a one of your grid cities.

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I'm American and I don't understand why so many Americans think old buildings are bad. I find old buildings pretty comfy. Want to live in an old house where several people have died desu.

It's because the movies tell us that's spooky.

Spooky stuff is great though.

Shows that this place is full of normalfags.

who here has prisongay pride?

which of you would want to help organize a prisongay pride parade and what state should it be in? inb4 the state of denial

>Our traditional food is pretty fucking great
name some of it, or send links or images

Do it in a rural southern town

Amerifag here, but what great food do we have? We have fried food which is pretty disgusting

thanksgiving, burgers, hot dogs, steak, potatos, corn, mashed ptoatos, garlic mashed potatos, with sour cream, and chives, an chili dogs, and coleslaw, and potato salad, and macaroni, macaroni salad, and whole foods and trader joes , and ribes, and corn bread, and collard greens, and kale (was invented in america I believe), and grits, and wafflehouse, and salsbury steak, and chickenfried steak,

Apple Pie. The saying is "American as apple pie" for a reason: this sweet treat is a national institution. ...
The Hamburger. ...
Clam Chowder. ...
Bagel and Lox. ...
Deep-Dish Pizza. ...
Drop Biscuits and Sausage Gravy. ...
Texas Barbecue.
and
cnn.com/travel/article/american-food-dishes/index.html

I don't eat much traditional food, but cevapi is traditional and it's really good.
Sausages in general are good, and they're used in many dishes here, we even have one type as protected food which made some people buttblasted because it's eaten there.
I forgot that most traditional dishes involve vegetables which I really don't like eating, but I'm sure they're good if you're not as picky.

Apple pie was brought to the colonies by the British, Dutch, and Swedes during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Is food traditional because it's eaten during holidays, or because it was invented there?

>Thanksgiving
Not a food
>burgers
Ok
>hot dogs
Gross
>steaks
Cows are old world animals
>potatoes
Came from south america
>mashed potatoes
invented in france
>macaroni
Came from europe
>macaroni salad
Absolutely disgusting
>chili dogs
Disgusting
>whole foods and trader joes
Not a food, just stores that sell puedo-healthy foods for the most part.
>ribes?
You mean ribs? Cows and pigs came from the old world
>corn bread
Eh
>collard greens
Ok
>kale
Cultivated in southern europe from the wild mustard plants, became popular from west coast hippies though
>grits
Eh
>wafflehouse
Waffles were invented in belgium
>salsbury steak
Eh
>chicken fried steak
Good
>apple pie
Came from england

>cnn.com/travel/article/american-food-dishes/index.html
you check this link, it may be more strict american
just unfortunate not easy to copy paste them all

>Thanksgiving
>Not a food
You mean...you are unfamilar with the foods of thanksgiving? its number 1 on this list, and was the first thing I thought of before even seeing the list, which makes me rather special,

"nothing tastes so good as that quintessential all-American meal of turkey (roasted or deep-fried bird, or tofurkey, or that weirdly popular Louisiana contribution turducken), dressing (old loaf bread or cornbread, onion and celery, sausage, fruit, chestnuts, oysters -- whatever your mom did, the sage was the thing), cranberry sauce, mashed and sweet potatoes, that funky green bean casserole with the French-fried onion rings on top, and pumpkin pie."

>whole foods and trader joes
Not a food, just stores that sell puedo-healthy foods for the most part.
yea but it likely contains lots of good american foods

some from that cnn link:

key lime pie
tater tots
sourdough bread
cobb salad
pot roast
jerky
jambalaya
wild alaskan salmon
california roll
meatloaf
maryland crabcakes
potato chips
peanut butter sandwich
baked beans
popcorn
fried chicken and waffles
looks like i may just type up these all after all
new england claim chowder and manhatten best!
new mexican flat enchiladas
lobster rolls
buffolo wings
blt
po boy
philly cheese steak
reuben sandwich

Just go somewhere cozier like New Hampshire or Vermont and you'll be good. All the guns with practically no crime.

What's your favorite tv show?
I started watching Naked and Afraid. Not very good.

I should also add that in both of those states you can carry both open and concealed without any kind of licence. It's a second amendment paradise.

>tfw no bf to go buy warm baguettes with in the morning

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Dumb frenchie.

Why not eat croissants instead?
I would eat croissants every single day for breakfast if I could, and I even did for a few weeks, but it's just too much sugar so I had to stop.

Vermont does look nice. I like the northern parts of America.
>tfw you'll never have an American bf with whom you can go to the range together or go hunting

Don't bully frenchies, croissants are one of humanity's greatest inventions.

Croissants are indeed a blessing. But too much sugar? Try too much butter. Where'd you buy yours?

Really my desire is simply anything that fits my aesthetic. Hot climates and disposable cameras, where I can take some aesthetic pictures in technicolor film.

I'd love to go to Utah someday, check out all the valleys and "The Arches," driving around in some cool boxy-style car (those old ones).

I'd like to live a life like that in San Junipero, if I could.

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Hofer, it has better ones than other stores I've tried.
I've been thinking about making my own, but I'm too lazy.
It's not just the sugar, but the amount. I ate 6 at a time, I've got it down to 2 now, so that's an improvement.

> don't touch it user you don't know him user stooop no please

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>store croissants
Come over here, I'm taking you to breakfast

>It's a mother visits and insults you the entire time episode.
L-living the dream.
shoot me

>ywn have a demon bf

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There's four bakeries around me and the only good one only has bread, nothing sweet.
Of all the stores I've tried nearby Hofer has the best ones.
I did like the croissants they had in the hotel when I went to Paris though.

How is a demon bf different than a normal human bf? The boys in your picture don't even have a tail or horns?

Those are some lame fucking demons in your image

i absolutely misclicked on that one

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that sounds perfect user

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any skinny cute user wants a huge teddy to make his life suck a little bit less?

>potential bf has been a bit down lately, wanting to sleep a lot and making it hard to bring his mood up

Where are you from, user?
Also how fat?

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EU, why does it matter, i'd gift it online via gift card

Also im not fat, 60kg skelly master race

>ywn have a moody bf to cheer up with hugs and cuddles.

Wanna be skellies together user? Where in europe are you?