Which one are you?

Which one are you?

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Fuuuck im the never gonna make it im really inconsisitent with my gym and diet any tips? I go for like 3 weeks then stop for a bit everytime

A hybrid of never-gonna-make-it and Jow Forumstard. Only subreddit I've ever been to was /nosleep.

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Functional Fraud boomer here

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The closest is "functional" but I don't really care and my genes are fantastic

>The Functional an DYEL
I used to lift but now I don’t.

The chad

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the never gonna make it but actually a manlet

(5'5)

None dbh. I'm more like a brotege/gym rat from that broscience video

What about those that might make it? I don’t think I fit these options.

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Basically dudebrah lol
Exept
Didnt find through misc
Not a manlet(6’1)
I do skip legs, but still do them twice a month
I dont drink protein powders but do take some vitamins and supps
Bench 225x10, weigh 185 and can easily squat that
Dont think compounds make you fat i just dont do them often
Dont wear gym clothing nor do i own any lifting equipment
Started off fat185 and 5’8, started running, grew to 6’1 and weighed 145
when i started lifting

So pretty accurate, i am 24 years old

none of those remotely come close to what I am

The Boomer:
-Works out either in a home gym or in a public gym at peak hours
-Listens to classic metal and rock during his workouts
-Likely balding
-Used to lift more but got injured
-Would look decent if he cut
-Myopic focus on bench press and lat pulldowns

How did you gain the height?

I'm closest to the dudebrah

dudebrah

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The Oldfag:
>28 year old boomer, been on Jow Forums since before Jow Forums
>actually did the SS -> Madcow -> Texas Method progression
>actually did GOMAD (ironically)
>actually did DEAD (unironically)
>used to do IIFYM, now avoids sugar and PUFA
>3/4/5 for reps
>never been over 15% bodyfat
>full gym bag of various implements accrued over the years (pic related)
>done many routines, but always come back to full body, 80%+ compound lifts

I don't come on here as much as I used to. I can't really relate as much. I've been around the block too many times.

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Genetics

Never gonna make it, europoor to be precise
But 5'7" is not above average

>black
>found Jow Forums through /a/
>does cardio every day he's not at the gym
>lifting because it's fun to see progress, but also because I think it's hypocritical to want to bang hot chicks without being hot yourself
>overbulked and now desperately needs to cut
>obsessed with compound lifts because of SS/SL

what am I?

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Damn, the never-gonna-make-it is scary relatable, except I make progress.

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The functional

the going to make it

kek, i started on bodybuilding.com forums in like 2008 and been lifting on and off, staying lean the whole time. was a fraud for a few years
looking at my profile on bodyspace now is absolutely embarrassing.
i had goals like "stay healthy and toned".
im still pretty much dudebrah tho

Where my /functional/ bros at?

This

A nigger.

I'm glad none of that shit describes me

>tfw Jow Forumstard down to the t
Kys you kike

The one who doesn't make shitty strawman comics to feel better about himself. Look into "projecting."

none of them, apparently

HFCS literally is a jewish conspiracy tho

Doing calf raise of course.

The functional is pretty much me. Replace Rippitoes bitch ass with Candito probably but I don't really follow him much anymore. Also I have visible abs and really like cardio.

>asian
>unironically did SS + GOMAD
Send help

tfw literal dudebrah, don't browse /misc/ at all though and all i use it brotein powder

I'm somewhere between the dyel, never-gonna-make-it, Jow Forumstard and /fraud/ without the "/fraud/"

Your archetypes have 0 accuracy. Try again later

functional that lost his way along the road

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Honestly I don't know, bit of a dudebrah with some nevergonnamakeit and a pint of functional

None of these really fit though

this one

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>tfw miss the dudebrahs so fucking much

I worked out for 7 years never bulked because didnt want to lose abs

the ftm tranny

I'm a functional DYEL Jow Forumstard. Fuck. Time to re-examine my life, this is scary accurate.

nevergonnamakeit

I don't know how to fucking get motivated bros why is this so hard

I'm the nigga, the main villain of Jow Forums and the gym. Have qt gf, loud as fuck dropping my weights, but I always wipe the equipment down when I finish and peopke just stare at me for it.

I offer to spot for DYELs too.

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dyel here
its fun to larp here

Mostly functional

I can remember when Jow Forums was "Health and Fitness"

Long since moved on from SS but it's still a good program for when you start out, I swear

Fucking love oats

Jow Forumsacks are cancer

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>Entire meme is a buildup to butthurt screeching about Jow Forums
I don't like them either but come on

>reddit spacing

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Yes but do you act like a nigger?

Functional is literally me

Unfortunately the functional, ive only been on SL for a yr and havent had to deload to 3x3 yet so im still pushing it...

Wow you would make such a qt trap my dude

None of these are accurate.

>how do i do this if my fridge is in the upper part?

never-gonna-make-it, slowly turning into the dudebrah, feels good

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used to be "dudebrah" now closer to "functional"

fucking lmao that the infographic claims these are nearly extinct and almost everyone in this thread will identify as one of these two (i havent checked but im certain of it); Jow Forums used to be better tho so i get their point

"Thrives in the obscurity created by Red Pill's useful idiocy" has always been such a funny sentence to me, it makes me laugh every time and i dont know why exactly

No, not really. Is this the key difference?

Hmm, functional pol-tard, who actually does martial arts too. You gotta be prepared you know, for if they come.

>Date with Jeff

Was functional, now unironic DYEL after choking on blackpills and abandoning all hope

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yeah if you aren't aggressively babbling along to the rap songs playing in your headphones it doesn't count

>before
date with jessica
>after
date with jeff
time flies lads

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The one that makes it

DYEL except I lift and live with my dad and my wife.

I'm never gonna make it. most of it doesn't even fit accept the "shit genetics" part. Just can't seem to add muscle no matter what I do. Oh well at least I have a very good frame

Dudebrah, except:
>found Jow Forums through Jow Forums
>never skip leg day
>home gym, lift in silence
>5’10, 5’11 if you count hair

Functional. Pretty sure I'm even turning into a faggot.

been here for many years and I have to say that this pic is very accurate

Why do you want an anti white safespace?

Needs to be a category for mentally ill faster or carnivore

This exactly
From functional to DYEL
Now lurk from time to time, thinking of picking up lifting again some day

>since near a decade
how do you do this?

Your eyes make you look like an anime waifu bruh

>5’11 if you count hair

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I'm a mix between never gonna make it and functional. Generally just a spooky skelly who likes to run and doesn't like to eat.

Functional minus being homosexual
Although I’m too nervous to get dates so i may as well be

I would go gay for jeff

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This guy looks fucking horrible

I am unironically a dudebrah

What's wrong with lifting in daily-life clothes ?

Asian in Asia, came from misc, and browse Jow Forums very often.

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dude brah here

I don't want to sound like a JW, based on the Bible they're heretics, but have you unironically accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior? Sounds like you need to take the Christ pill.

This world is not the end user. It was supposed to be, but we fell, and the universe has been tainted by our fall and is destined to be ruined. However that is not the end. GOD will create the heavens and the earth anew, free from the effects of sin. Only those who are pure, and blameless can get into that world made new. However, we can never be sinless, so Christ came and paid the price Himself.

So rejoice! All you have to do, is unironically accept God's invitation of grace, through faith, to that new world. There is nothing you can do to get there yourself, we are undeserving of it, but it is offered to us freely, all we have to do is accept it. Give your life to Christ, sacrifice your sins and accept His life-changing grace.

I pray I'll see you in the world made new user. This is not the end.

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left but with actual knowledge