I'm a former robot turned chad. I will answer any questions you have for me...

It's unironically not worth it, life is better outside the bars

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>I bet you were always good looking
I was 200 lbs overweight, had depression, general anxiety and extreme social anxiety. One time a girl said "I wish I could have a bf like you" I said "But I'm like me" and she literally said "Yeah but one that's not ugly"

Ok so what has changed drastically in your sex life? Let us in on your fun adventures

>if you can get her interested in the conversation early on she will actively do work later on to keep the conversation going.
Hmm... maybe I'm just striking out with shy girls but this almost never happens unless she's initiated the conversation. I'm always heavy lifting - asking open ended questions, they answer them and go 'yeah...' and I start thinking "how the fuck do I get out of here"

>Just sneak in the beginning questions by disguising them as a genuine interest in her.
I should add, I mean women you've met IRL not online

>What did you do to become Chad?
Improve myself little by little and examining what are the things holding me back, goals in mind and attacking HEAD-ON the shackles, no matter how hard or complicated, I found out it's always worth it, and the thing limiting people (like robots) from actually working on themselves and succeeding is that they have no idea how beautiful it feels to succeed and get what you want (on a "spitirual" level). And you can only know once you get a taste. And you realise it's all worth it.
Whats your dating life?
It's good! My last gf was a 9.
You bed a lot of girls or do you just have one quality girlfriend?
That's really specific for me because I'm a pretty conservative guy when it comes to relationships. I like to wait and actually form a relationship with someone worth my time, and if I get tired I just practice on an insecure girl, make out, fondle her a little, get my fill of temporary pussy, while I wait for an actually good woman comes by. I personally think that's different with each guy

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Damn good job. You are so lucky dude.

I'm not OP but I used to be very similar to you and now I'm a shining example of a normtard. For me, I saw the scale saying 280 and in my head I was like "okay fine this is an issue" and all you need to do to lose weight is eat less, so thats what I did. Go download myfitnesspal or something similar to log what you eat. That's the big one, honestly. Or at least it was the key for me.

And for what it's worth, motivation is a meme. As miserable and shitty as you may be, it still only takes a second to write down what you eat in an app. Just do it. Just do it every time you eat something for 6 months and you will look in a mirror and discover you have made significant progress if you do that.

As far as an overarching life improvement, because thats what you asked about instead of weight loss, I found it easier to make myself do things after I got the ball rolling. Force yourself to do the food thing and it will prove you can force yourself to do lots of things. Myself, after I lost weight I did the "learn to cook" meme and made myself talk to normalfags until I learned how to build my own conversations

>attacking HEAD-ON the shackles, no matter how hard or complicated, I found out it's always worth it, and the thing limiting people (like robots) from actually working on themselves and succeeding is that they have no idea how beautiful it feels to succeed and get what you want (on a "spitirual" level). And you can only know once you get a taste. And you realise it's all worth it.

>How did you do it?
By taking my time in understanding myself and knowing exactly what were the shackles holding me down and then trying over and over how to defeat them and become genuinely better as a person. It was hard but it was amazingly worth it. It was so worth it that before you make the change you can't even fathom how good it is. I am NOT exaggerating
>How does someone find motivation to do shit
Depends on what is killing your motivation. I would recommend building motivation by focusing on your future and YOUR desire to be happier. Never conform and never settle for your current happiness. Take life by the horns and make it yours, it is NOT easy, but it's worth it. I mean it. My general advice would be that you start little by little. Interpret your failures as moments that you can use to learn a new skill or polish some things about you!
>How does someone defeat apathy and indifference to better themselves?
Put yourself tiny goals to set each day or week. And SLOWLY distance yourself from things taking up too much of your time like animu, vidya or shit like that. Take a step back and imagine how someone else would see your life. Always strive to be the best version of you.
>What advice would you give to a 5'11, 270 lb, "75 hours past 2 weeks" on steam, DUDEWEEDLMAO, acne-ridden, underemployed, high school drop out 20 year old?

That if you start slowly and little by little working on yourself, when you achieve success it will be like you are the fucking king of the world. Because I was just like you are describing. And holy shit dude It was so fucking worth it. Start by doing maybe 10 sit ups a day and 5 push ups? Slowly and little by little work on yourself. What I did was learn about psychology and study myself a lot so I knew what to do to improve. It's a relatively slow process, but I really REALLY recommend it. You will learn how to love yourself in ways you could have never even imagined. There is ALWAYS hope.

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You didn't reply anything. You just quoted me haha

>You are so lucky dude.
Not lucky! I got to where I am by hard work and hard work ONLY. There are literally ZERO moments on my journey of self improvement that are not by my hand. Zero luck, mate. Luck has no role in this.

>Hmm... maybe I'm just striking out with shy girls but this almost never happens unless she's initiated the conversation. I'm always heavy lifting - asking open ended questions, they answer them and go 'yeah...' and I start thinking "how the fuck do I get out of here"
Shy girls are the fucking worst in conversation. The only way you can get them talking is if you make it very clear that you are not judging her and are VERY casual about the conversation, also talk about what she likes. But most of the time shy girls are not worth the trouble.
>I should add, I mean women you've met IRL not online
Oh, honestly IRL talking is way easier because you can manage the conversation by practicing your tone of voice and the right moment to start the conversation, also being casual and visually friendly with body language. And not being too blunt with your personality, for example you're waiting for the bus and a bus comes but doesn't stop, if there is a girl in front of you and she's visibly upset about it you can sneak in a "oh cool just another 80 years for the next one" Something that always works is making the other person laugh early on.

You mind posting a pic of your last girlfriend?

They won't listen, they automatically think if you're a "normie" you always were one and you didn't develop yourself into it. They can't even picture that because they are so deep in the hole they can't see the sky anymore. When you come with the ladder they hiss and throw feces at you.

robot turned chad ftw

Thanks for the reply, OP. Yeah, I'll start working out every day, even if its a bit.

One more question. Do you have any recommended fashion? As things are, my clothes are a mix of jeans, shitty polos from the discount bin, and graphic tees (mostly with cats on em). I have a pair of converse for work, and plain black sneakers for around the house. I don't wanna be a dudebro with obnoxious fashion, but I want something that makes me look a bit more put together than what I have right now.

any advice?

Yeah but what if you have legit autism? Im actually autistic. I literally suck at anything thats social.

Guys give me 5 minutes I need to go out and buy a thing, i'll be right back

Dunno if it's good advice in the long run, but I'm in the same boat with autism and DUDEWEED was pretty fucking helpful. Find a plug, which is hard. Then, you'll have to start talking to that plug. Sooner or later you'll meet his friends and be a part of some stupid social group. From there, you can move freely to people you have mutual friends with, they'll probably have heard about you one way or the other, and as long as you don't act like a complete asshole, they should have heard good about you.

drugs themselves don't really help you be social, but they give you an excuse to talk to people, and they'll lead you to some pretty interesting motherfuckers.

I'd say it's not THAT important as long as it illustrates a personality and the colors don't assassinate the eye of the beholder, example; green shit, pink pants.
Also dress for your body type, for example; if you have manboobs wear a jacket or a hoodie that makes it harder to notice

It has happened to me before. I think it's the approach, the approach of this thread was open, optional and non-threatening. I just want to help fellow robots :)

Okay, though I will only post one. Also this pic isn't anywhere on the internet (meaning it was sent to me privately) so reverse searching it useless.

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Also I'm back

Where'd you make friends and meet girls? I think I've got everything laid out for being a Chad but can't meet a fucking person

Maybe that's why they just yell normie and faggot/nigger at me. I lost the patience to pretend sympathize in the span of like 2 weeks

Pretty nice

Go to a library or a gym or a public meetup of some sort, say there's a book con or a vidya con or something like that, those places are easy targets to make friends. Any place where casual conversation can ensue

My life crumbled around me, people died, quarter life crisis hit early, college was going poorly all my friends abandoned me, all at once and it became a self sustaining loop feeding into each other. It pretty much turned me retarded. I had to reteach myself everything socially, examine my failures and character flaws like a baby learning to walk. My ego was shattered, the only way to move forward I had to Let go of the things I took on as me that I liked but weren't real and just kept what was actually me and then perfected that piece by piece, It took 2-3 years. Real humility. Afterwards I saw things in myself and everyone else that I was completely oblivious too the first time around. I'm sure that sounds like gibberish and I don't really feel like explaining it further. But I said all that to say however far down in that hole you are you can climb to the point where you are at least high functioning.

Same here.

Just wanted to say good thread, OP. Very inspiring.

you're a normie and were always a normie
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Haha this guy predicted your post

Thank you :)
>Not original, and it makes me happy