Have I finally made it lads?

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EaT hEr Ass

No, because you look like a dumb fuckboy.

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EAT HER ASS OP YOU FAGGOT

That logic is retarded as fuck, but then again she's a woman.

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Fuck this slag and her backhanded compliments and sneak dissing. Go fuck her in the asshole op and ghost the shit out of her.
We're judging people for wearing shorts now? How else do I mog calvelets.

Tell her she now has to buy you dinner to apologise

>telegram
Absolutely NOT. Even weirdos on Jow Forums and /fa/ use fucking telegram and chat with autistic e-girls. Nothing big. Tinder, instagram, fb chats are the social media that proves you have made it

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Say that you thought she was a whore because of the clothes she wear. Watch her flip her shit.

Lol this girl is making fun of you right to your face and you think you've made it.
Also
>pursuing a girl who uses the term "fuckboy"
You've got some growing up to do

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>>pursuing a girl who uses the term "fuckboy"
this. something about that is a real turn-off
isn't that whatsapp?

funny thing is i'm a calvelet myself
that's whatsapp
she actually was dressed nicely
i don't care

Women that say "fuckboy" have been pumped and dumped by many guys that are out of their league

You don't care? Or are you mad that you didn't get praise from everyone like you thought you would?

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haha you are such a fuck boiii
go eat her ass bro

yes

woke

lmao fuckboys. am i right girls?

fuckboy = a man that has any semblance of self worth in the sexual marketplace

only women are allowed to have options and not be happy with what they can get

Ready to join the creampie clean up crew I see.

She sounds kind of broken in an unattractive way. I imagine if you end up with her all that baggage is going to make an appearance in some form or another.

>thought you were a dumb fuckboy

Ignore the fuckboy part, she literally just said she thinks you look like you're stupid. Idk, I call out bitches who play those games, but you do you do user.

pretty sure fuckboy means douchebag in niggerese

>you wear shorts

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read between the lines brainlet

i wanted to call her out on it but then i'd look like a tryhard who can't take a joke

Standing up for yourself doesn't make you a tryhard user. I don't know where or who you got that from but it's wrong.

But let's say that's true. Calling out someone for being shitty makes you a try hard. It's better than the alternative, where letting people talk shit about you makes you look like a bitch.

>Being called a dumb fucktoy and being proud of it
low test

Man this is depressing.

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This sounds so much like my ex. OP you got an easy girl right here, the fuckboy thujg means she wants to fuck, you’re in, just set up a time to chill/hang at your place and she’ll do the rest.

She is making fun of you you Dumb AsS

You’re virginity is showing. It’s called flirting you dipshit, more specifically flirting while blatantly thirsting.

Op what does she look like

This thread's a perfect example of why you fuckers don't get anywhere with women, you're genuinely autistic and can't pick up on simple cues.

OP, the girl's flirting with you and really wants to fuck, so don't sperg out and fuck her

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>"Wow, you look like a dumbass"
>awww yeee she likes me

It's like you're living in a distorted high school in your head.

My thoughts exactly, calves are my best feature ffs

So much this, these lossless virgins think she’s making fun of him. When a bitch says “I thought you were a duck boy” she is saying “I’m easy, I want your dick”

You’re literally twisting what she’s saying into something that is an insult. Your problem is your mindset and attitude. I hope you can come out of that and gain some self esteem. Maybe you’ll even make some friends.

Just because you float around them and buy them things all the time, it doesn't mean they're your friends.

>So much this

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Whoa little guy, simmer down. I’m not sure what you’ve been through but you shouldn’t be buying friendship. Love yourself and form bonds with others.

>wearing shorts makes you a fuckboy
This bitch doesn't realize how fucking dumb she sounds herself it seems.
Tell her she looks like a dumb thot.

kek,that was retarded as fuck.

>You're upset because I said so!

So is this your go-to panic mode defense? Project your issues?

You are dumb but certainly not a fuckboy. You are too ugly

Hey man reject my advice all you want, kick and scream like a manchild because I pointed out why you can’t get laid. I genuinely hope you find happiness.

she seems like an ex of mine, I advise against dating this chick. Otherwise have fun she's probably thirsty as fuck.

X2, fwb but ghost as soon as she pushes more. Especially if she’s got cutting scars and daddy issues

>shorts
SO THE BASKETBALL SHORTS TO THE GYM MEME IS TRUE

Pretty much this. Judgmental bitches.

>flirting
yeah if you're a poor and/or stupid person person

>hair twice

post hair

>duck boy
learn to type phone posting faggot

the madman doubles down on the "U MAD?" strat taken straight out of the 2008 playbook

>tfw when I've also been dismissed as a fuckboy
By other guys no less

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>Men using women shaming tactics.
They are just insecure and jealous

>What is negging

>“haha I thought you were just some fucking idiot”
I can’t put it into words, but I hate the sort of hubris that lies behind this.

ill explain the fuckboy comments for the people in the thread

when a girl calls a guy a fuck boy its the same as when a girl says she doesn't like muscly guys.its just a way of coping that their sexual value is so low in comparison.

it doesnt mean the guys a dumbass fren, it means hah you seemed like a player

You sound like you've never picked up a heavy object in your life

get Jow Forums , dress decently well, and have a decent haircut
already did
sure
6'0 18 year old amazonian goddess . i'm 6'1
cope harder
i wore normal shorts that didn't look 3 sizes too large
my hair is actually shit but it curves in a cool direction when it's long-ish and looks great sometimes
I thought people here memed a lot, but to actually think that fuckboy meant "she's making fun of you" is mind blowing

I don’t think anyone here is unaware that this thot is shittesting. It’s just that the behavior itself is genuinely unappealing. I mean if you have to fuck, fuck. But why not have a fuckbuddy who is also actually a cool person? I’ve met plenty of hot girls who just simply don’t do stuff like this, why would I want to settle for someone who casually shit talks me while “flirting”? I don’t care what they’re implying, it’s just not attractive to me personally.

Are you not a fuccboi?

People don’t think she’s actually making fun of you. They just think it’s an unappealing way of flirting, and and indicator of someone who isn’t worth your time.

She’s calling you a fucking idiot fuckboy, while you’re going on about how she’s some goddess. It just seems like she’s one of those girls with a big ego, if you want to play ball with that go ahead.