How do I become a good kisser?

How do I become a good kisser?

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practice

SS & GOMAD

by kissing
and by providing sauce

:(

spbp

>mfw ive been told by a thot that has made out with plenty of guys i know that I was the one that kissed the best

feels good man

When i see pics like this, i can't help but wonder:


Who the fuck fucks these girls? How much of a gigachad do you have to be? What is their maintenance? Do you need to have 2 trillion instagram followers and go to important people parties every weekend? Do you need to own a yacht?

Practice with a mirror

you're either a sensual alpha that gets women straight up juicin without even touching them, or you're like everyone else, a dud.

Evie erickson

ask your dad for practice lessons. tell him you want to learn how to kiss men... oh i mean how to kiss like a fag

I was told by one girl i was a good kisser and by the next im bad at kissing.
What does this mean?
Both girls were a bit drunk by the way

Can somebody give me actual fuckin advice before the faggy mods delete this

What do I do with my tongue, should I attack her lips

My b, evie.erikson

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she told that to all the 378 guys and you believed it

>Being proud of kissing some whore that probably sucked someone elses dick right before kissing you.

ok since you gave the sauce here are the main points
>dont be autistic about initiating
>don't overdo the tongue
>start careful and progress from there, see what she seems to respond well to/imitate what she is doing
>DO NOT open your mouth like a fucking fish
>DO have good breath most of the time
This one is really fucking weird but a girl I know who kisses great and gives great head told me she practiced with a tomato.

DAmn bro I'm in the same sitch as you! Take a bump cause I'm hella desperate also!!!!!

calm down elliot. her face is average af and her tits are fake.

practice with your sister like i did

Get a load of this chump

Those tanlines are driving me crazy

>being validated by a thot
repeat after me user: I'm never gonna make it

Nope, that was back in HS and I took her v-card. Shes crazy about me. But thats not just her, Ive been told by other decent women too, not that i was their best kiss ofc, but that i was a great kisser. Its surpirses me giving the fact that when im at home im autistic af lol.

Reality mode engage: Take off your beer goggles for a second. This girl isn't even that impressive for where I live, she wouldn't stand out much in a crowd. Cover up her body with your hand - she looks like every other typical blonde thot. That said, if she didn't have a hyperinflated ego and/or sense of self worth because of the massive attention she gets online, it would just be a matter of looking/being exactly as slightly above average as her in the right context at the right place at the right time to get her into a one night stand or a long term relationship with you. No chaddery necessary.

embarrassing

How do I become a good talker?

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Followed her, she looks really young tho

My current girlfriend is such a bad kisser that it makes me think that I'm the bad kisser.

She's latina and wants to do that "stick tongue down throat" kiss literally every time we kiss, whereas I'm more of a passionate, small kiss leading in to big kiss type. I don't go straight into sticking my tongue in her mouth every time, which is all she does.

lmao

more emojis desue

>She's latina and wants to do that "stick tongue down throat" kiss literally every time we kiss
Tell me more.

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the only latina chick i ever hooked up with did the same and also tried to suck the lips off of my face

The only Latina I was ever with does that. She was also always trying to fuck so take that as you may.

Bro its her, dont you think that youre the one that is doing wrong. Ive kissed a lot of girls, most are average but there are some that just dont know what the fuck theyre doing, and trust me, they fuck up your shit as well, you just stay there awkward af and dont know how to proceed.

autism works great just don't let them know what you look like

Practice with mommy

What's the best autistic line you drop?

You have to either kiss girls who are good or girls who can follow your lead and get practice in. Being a good kisser is great until you find a girl who isn’t a good kisser and won’t follow your lead.

im telling you bro just spam emojis chicks love emojis

Just make sure both of you are drunk and it doesn't even matter what you do.
>t. learned this two weeks ago

lol nothing to do with IG. these girls already have shitload of followers they're not attracted by thousands of followers.
they are banging that fortune heir who was a private IG account with 830 followers (his ivy league friends) and posting travel pics

fuck off my mans, these tanlines are a SMOKESHOW. this chick is a dime piece. for sure into my mount rushmore, b

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is this good enough?

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Which is perfect, you faggot

i live in a place filled with niggers so thats a 9/10 for me

more

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gadoosh

Is there a set number of emojis I should aim for?

The absolute state of degenerate westerners

practice by licking pussy

at least 30% of each communication should be emoji

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY

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Joke's on her, he sucked a dick right before too.

alright. I'll start counting charactwrs to make sure they match up.

less tongue is better.
key rule.
nobody fucking cares what way you lean
kiss more often and you'll get better at it

only introduce your tounge slowly and a little bit at a time. just work on kissing her and not getting her face wet. The biggest tip is go sloooowly. How ever fast you think is slow, go half that speed.

Just vary it some times, get aggressive, then backoff, make her come to you. Its a dance.

An advance technique is to 'bite' her lip between your teeth and your lips. Dont ever actually use teeth on both sides.

also KISS HER NECK. Every girl ive ever been with loves it. Work your way down her jaw then down her shoulder

Level 3 is to gently pull her hair to tilt her head back so you can kiss her neck

With these tools i hope you will go far

mi'lord I am grateful for the tools ye have given onto me for a harvest, but... I have not a field to toil.

Kiss your mom faggot

>Dont ever actually use teeth on both sides.
lame, not kinky, and vanillapilled

i kiss my hand
fucking idiot

also the ascended neck-kiss is the neck-bite
grab a full fist of her hair right next to the scalp, pull her head back, bite her neck, and plunge your cock inside her

And brush your teeth you filthy animal

I'm trying to save user from making the poor girl that took pity on him bleed. The lips/teeth is 80% as effective with 10% of the risk.
Can you imagine catching AIDs from kissing? If could happen to anyone itd be OP.

This. Bitches love it.

You just need to b urself

If she's an insta thot, Arabs and mid-tier celebrities/rappers will fly her out for parties to basically use as a communal sex toy.
Look into "models" with 5+ digit followers, especially if they post pictures of luxurious parties and vacations. You think small-time sponsorship is paying for that?

What if you got her bottom lip between your molars and just bit down as hard as possible
I'm cracking up envisioning it.

I am unworthy of your reprimand, sire!

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>tfw you will never be used as a toilet by a dozen saudi princes for $10,000
desu senpai why even live?

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