/britfeel/

what do you do for a living my old salt?

i ask why the head of a 12yo boy is on the body of a woman

Sit at home and claim the fruits of wagies labour

fack off m8 it's a robot anthem, just listen to those lyrics. More than any of Nick Drake's toons or whatever

highly-sexed in this context means?

Trust me mate it opens a lot of doors for you.

you mean claim the fruits of two world wars and slavery?

it would have to be double doors for you lard arse

Fuck of chubs, enough with the larping. No little fat guy can pull off that outfit.

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However you want to put it lad

>fat girl at work has a crush on me

Am I no longer an incel? She's repulsive.

dont wank for a few days, she'll become attractive to you then

Genuinely think I'm close to having a breakdown lads

was sitting at work today and just wanted to scream

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You're an incel as long as you don't have sex. Lasses liking you doesn't suddenly stop you from being a virgin?

show us to us laddie

Doing something very autistic and time consuming regarding this thread lads. Not even sure it's worth it just feel like I cant stop now

it makes in a vocel

So does this mean you're on the doll?

go on spill the beans lad

No, at that point he's a volcel

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what does she look like laddo

Claiming autismbucks

A girl liking you doesn't mean she automatically wants to shag you lad

You're making the /britfeel/ wiki aren't you

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tfw you like wearing cute knickers but ur also a man
tfw you are a disgusting freak

How often do you take a shit. I regularly take 3-a-day. Feeling another brewing which will be my 4th today. Is this normal?

haha. I guess like a strong sexual appetite? And not like in a desperation way but just like I feel like I have kind of wild urges? I'm really quite a reserved person but when I get drunk or whatever and it gives me the confidence to talk to someone and say I find them hot, I start thinking about absolutely fucking their brains out (this probably sounds rapey or something, not what I mean though, I mean when I feel horny it's really really strong)
but in reality I'm a bit of a beta and quite un-daring , maybe get a bit touchy feely with my arm round people but never try and take it further. My horrendous self image does me no favours either. Waffled on a bit there but you get the jist

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sounds like you need a prozzie

it's to do with one poster in particular. That's all I'm gonna say.

I'm normally one every other day

it's an edit of some poster isn't it

She's one of those mobility scooter tier obese americans, must be 30st. Has to have a special chair.

are you stalking someone? because thats not ok

Well I'll see if I can get some windowsil herbs going then, we've got a conservatory too although it gets very hot in there when the sun is out (cactus love it).

Would that work with the mushrooms? I'm all for it if its doable, they need humid warm air and shade right? My dad goes out in the woods and brings massive wild mushrooms back for eating, fuck knows how he hasn't gotten sick yet.

Several years ago Grandma went to this restaurant and the mushrooms were accidentally magic ones and she ended up tripping out, you into that sort of thing? Would be cool to try as long as they didn't end up being dangerous.

Also how big are your parents pumpkin plants right now? One of mine is about 1.5 meters long and has invaded the lawn!

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don't want to give in just yet lad, the reason I'm in this mess is I haven't made an effort. I think it's more important I get into a place where I am

whats yer job and what was makin u wanna scream lad?

you think your pitiful bennies are equivalent to the fruits of wagies labour?

Are you organising all of Tilde's posts into a novel?

any tips for college lads? Studying a vocational course.

hornyness inhibits disgust, shag the blubber mountain

I live with mummy as well lad

Probably lose my virginity to it desu.

But saving money on clothes allows you to afford other things.

>my life is full of romance
yea real robot lyrics lmao

Even if I wanted to my dick isn't big enough to reach.

oh sweet. whats your type of autism? mental ills of some sort i guez?

I usually have diarrhea every few days.

Do it lad
youtube.com/watch?v=qFeKOrU7W0k

ah, you do need a harpoon to snag a whale, bad luck

Yeah i've got quite a lot of stuff that's been diagnosed. Thankfully I'm not physically ill though

MDE was too ahead of its time.

>he's so dense he doesn't know romance has more meanings than regarding relationships

you never heard of the romantic era of literature lad? Na probably not

Every morning. On a bad day I'll poo another one or two times after I eat some food later on in the day

>tfw no 30st blubber mountain to sit on my face

Is it tilde or Ebin who has a blog? Can someone post it pls

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Any tips for driving theory test?

he said crush not like

Kek you must be taking the piss now. Well played

Both of them have a blog, just type tilde blog or ebin blog into google

They're both boring cunts though

They both do but if anyone posts it they get banned for advertisement.

haha love this sketch actually lad, pretty much sums up how I felt this afternoon

Sad what's happened to them now, it's depressing to see.

I refuse to say crush because I'm not 14

share cool music
youtube.com/watch?v=31j4DIpgY9U
it has to be cool to be worth sharing

i will judge you based on this.

(dont be too scared)

do theory tests and memorise the figures, retards can do it

I can't stop spending money on concert tickets. I've got 4 booked for September, one booked for October and another 2 I want to book for October. Going to travel to London from the SW for 3 of those gigs

About 150 quid spent to far not counting travel expenses lol

did you only get here from Gaia Online last Tuesday?

No I'm not but I can see why you'd think so (you're a tard). But hey, I get it, the old "backtrack and try and look for any small flaw in their argument now I realise I was just talking without thinking". Seen it all before lad

lmfao at this lad deleting it stat before getting banned

Is that woman how some robots come into being?

would you fuck a slightly overweight fem boy?

I don't get it desu
What's the point of this sketch?

dogeng bullets like neo, me

Yup. Discord?

>What's the point of this sketch?
pretty much say this for all of MDE

me too lad kept feeling like i was going to burst into tears randomly

Gonna be a barber lads. What am i in for?

just how waterproof is your average smart phone? i always get paranoid about using them when its raining out

>would you fuck a slightIy overweight fem boy?

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Depends what you consider average lad.

you can drop them in a shallow puddle and the'll be fine

Water resistant is a better way to describe it, nothing is 100% water proof as water gets in through the smallest of micro-gaps.

it was hypothetical go away creep
im ten stone desu

I agree with Labour's policies. Its unfair how wealth is funneled to the few.

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caught a gopnik on camera lads:
youtube.com/watch?v=yQR_NLeXKtw

I have to go to bed. Good night /britfeel/.

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How long you been up lad? The suns still up!

Best to not over analyze MDE's stuff, what you see is what you get for most of it. 'Post-irony' aside

So that one is about an angry CEO who's frustrated at his empty life and wants to break out. simple as

Morning/evening lids.

Chillax day for me today, gonna get comfy and order a pizza later.

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Shut up.
Obviously I wear it in a different size thicko. Also I'm not that fat or little.
I save money on clothes lad. I just have one expensive outfit and everything else is cheap. That's all you need. You just need an expensive outfit to get people to give you a chance and then your personality carries it from there.

I agree with Labour's policies. Its unfair how wealth is funneled to the jew.

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I'm asleep now sorry can't reply

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