Who owuld win in a fight, a powerlifter, a MMA fighter, a Navy SEAL, or a ninja ?!?

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female powerlifter with 2'3" roidclit
MMA style fighting grizzlybear

who wins

is the ninja allowed to teleport?

SEAL and its not close. MMA fighters are all colossal morons and fall for the dumbest most pointless meme exercises. Powerlifters have no fighting skills, and ninjas are rice manlets.

Likely seal all things being equal. Also that’d be one big ass ninja and one underwhelming power lifter if everyone is the same size and weight.

Depends on if its personal for the ninja

Do they have weapons?

Weight classes on these guys?

If the ninja is fighting fair and isn't hiding in the shadows going for an assassination, he'd be made a bitch of by any of the others. The MMA fighter may be a very talented and dynamic martial artist, but the seal is basically peak human condition and trained to go for the kill.

The powerlifter however would stand a chance against either of them IF AND ONLY IF he substantially outmassed them. Assuming all the same weight class, the SEAL.

They all lose to diabetes and cardiovascular disease.

ninjas don't exist
powerlifter gets rekt by the MMA fighter and navy seal

mma fighter vs navy seal is quite even, but the MMA fighter probably wins due to better skillset

ninja because they dont fight fair he'll shuriken all 3 from the rafters

>Who would win a fight? A fat dude with big legs, a fighter, a welfare queen and a meme.
Hmm

>Ninjitsu isn't a real martial art that people practice and reach a certain level in, and Ninja isn't that title

>Weight classes don't matter.

>MMA is totally unrestricted by rules and it's unimagineable that a trained killer would hold his own against an MMA fighter.

Why do you assert opinions based on no experience?

Ever thrown a shuriken? Even the heavy ones are absolutely useless for doing substantial damage. Unless they hit you in the eye, you'll get a bit of an ouchie that might need stitched.

You're fucking delusional. It'd be the seal assuming the mma dude and the seal have the same stats.

Mayhem miller did some training with some Seals and knocked one out accidently. MMA fighters only train hand to hand. Seals train with weapons mostly

How much live sparring do Seal's do in their training? Common man don't be stupid

ninja or seal. probably seal because the ninjas are orientals and 5'5 at max, where the seal's a 6'2 white/black 250 lb 10% bf mass monster with just as good of hand to hand combat training

MMA fighter via anything he wants.

That's because SEALs train to commit to the most instantaneous possible kill. MMA fighters train to beat each other in a fight that's restricted by lots of rules to keep you from causing too much structural damage to the opponent's body.

SEAL trains with guns, not fighting, he'd get taken down fast.
Ninjitsu is about stealth, not fighting, they'd get the kick shitted out of them.
MMA is all about grappling, and grappling comes down to one thing, raw strength, so the powerlifter would win.

Are you fucking retarded? SEALs do not get a quarter of the hand-to-hand fighting practice MMA guys do.

Assuming all of them have the same stats, the powerlifter obviously loses, so it's sort of dumb to include him there. Particularly big powerlifters would probably rekt middle-weight MMA guys and SEALs.

Ninjitsu is a horseshit martial art and meant for assassination. In hand to hand combat, they have nothing on an MMA fighter, powerlifter, OR a seal.

The Powerlifter stands a good chance IF he substantially outmasses the other guys, but if it's in or near the same weight class, it comes down to the SEAL or the MMA fighter. One of which trains restricted by rules, the other trains to go for a kill. The MMA fighter does stand a chance, absolutely. And a good one. But I'd put money on the SEAL any day.

I know its tough for you to accept but a Seal would get taken down and strangeled almost immediately

>Grappling comes down to raw strength

10/10 bait got me to respond

Nice analysis. Care to elaborate? Because repetition doesn't make things true.

>Grappling comes down to

Leverage, user. Leverage.

This. If it was a two-mile scuba insertion followed by a ten-mile uphill overland hike followed by an eight-hour observation followed by a rifle marksmanship completion, then the SEAL wins handily.

They're very good at a wide variety of skills, and they're incredibly motivated and resilient, but they're not superhuman.

How often do Seal's drill takedown and submission defense?

let's make this more fun:
powerlifter has a heavy weapon: axe/sledgehammer/bat
MMA fighter has gloves with hardened knuckles and a small fixed blade knife
SEAL has an unloaded rifle with bayonet
ninja has his short katana and 6 throwing stars

Now who's winning?

During SEAL training? Often. After SEAL training? More often. When you're in the military you can devote your free time to training whatever you like. And they all do.

However that's not an analysis. That's a question.

The one with the melee weapons training and the longest blade. Suddenly the ninja becomes worth something in this.

Ninja would fuck up anyone with that; everyone would be vulnerable against the stars. Then the powerlifter because of the superior range.

Ninja.
Can't beat you when they can't find you

It would come down to him and the lifter with the heavy weapon for sure.

internal rotation

Stars are bullshit. Even the heavy ones are absolutely useless unless you hit someone in the eye. They simply don't carry enough momentum to sink deep even if you hurl them with all your might at the expense of accuracy.

Try throwing a shuriken at a good, sturdy cardboard box and watch it bounce off.

Oh shit. Yeah ninja also knows how to use melee weapons. So probably him.

With 6 you can definitely injure someone enough to finish the job with the sword.

>everyone forgetting that the SEAL basically has a short spear

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Lol so they train it in their free time? They would get fucked easily. Face down ass up. Prison bitch style.

seals only win if they're fighting underwater or allowed weapons

how can a fucking seal hold a weapon, they cant grip properly with they'are dumb flippers

>he doesn’t know about the Russian seal team
Fucking moron

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>sekrit instakill technique
M8 the seal spend their time with guns and knives, their hand to hand isn’t close

I’ve literally managed to stick one in a the ren fair when I was 12. A ninja could probably hurt you with them more than you’d think

MMA>seal>ninja>powerlifter
Ninja>seal>MMA>powerlifter
Daily reminder, muscle doesn’t stop a pointy stick or sharp objects

Thats a fatass ninja no way he gonna be sneaky

I keked hard

sof guys arent really some fuckhuge bodybuilder tier. they are usually ottermode or builtfat kind at most

I can't fight with myself

Ninja would win in appropriate environment. If it’s in a boxing ring then the best fighter would win. Likely the mma fighter.

I used to cut horribly uneven stars out of cheap metal in high school before teachers told us to stop. Even as a kid throwing those, they could stick into wood easy, if you threw it right.

Just busted out laughing in class, thanks OP

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1 leg collectively or each?

a fight to the death: a SEAL

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Yes every SEAL commando would beat any MMA fighter, that's why ex-SEAL men are the world champions in every MMA weight class because it's just that easy for them to beat all non-SEAL competition, so it's a no-brainer that they can easily make 6 digit salaries suddenly.

lmao at the mutts and their troop worship. Hands down MMA every time. Perhaps powerlifter if they manage to grab the arm/leg/neck of seal or mma dude quickly as that grips not letting go.

youtube.com/watch?v=69s7fb_-jg0

Here's a vid of an ex navy SEAL turned MMA fighter, surprise surprise he taps in the second round.

105kg powerie

who would win in an equal weight fist fight between someone with a lot of strength, someone whose been training to fist fight for several years daily, someone whose done basic hand to hand combat training and a meme martial artist

if anyone puts the mma fighter anywhere other then first then im convinced they are retarded. these people litteraly fight daily and have the best knowledge in hand to hand combat than anyone else

not an mma fighter, but wrestled throughout high school; in general speed beats strength and technique beats speed.
technique >> speed > strength