I'm bored Jow Forums let's do this. Dubs decide

I'm bored Jow Forums let's do this. Dubs decide.
Post your favorite lift to keep the jannies away.

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female on Tinder, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

> the filter doesn’t disguise your shitty brows
Weighted dips boss man

> 40 miles away

why

I was swiping while away from home :/

>=] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female on Tinder, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
peak tism

hey babe whats ur favorite film my is inception because i will be in your dreams

"your lips look so silky smooth?"

get this nasty ass straw haired bitch out ma face

based and cringepilled

suh dude

call her a nigger

Listen up. School's in session. There's none of this, "Well, ackshually professor, my grabma told me vaccines cause Austin." Listen here you little dumbass, your grabma doesn't know DICK about vaccines. I asked her the other night, "Ay what's the difference between my dick and a vaccine?" She said, and I quote, "I don't cry when I get needles in me." So basically, son, your grabma's a hoe and I'm her pimp. TE-TE-TE-TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

IM IN YOUR AREA

IM IN

YOUR ARE-

IM IN YOUR AREA

IM IN

YOUR ARE-

IKNOWTHEFIRSTTHREENUMBERS

IM IN

IKNOWTHEFIRSTTHREENUMBERS

THETABLESFLIPPEDNOWWEGOTALLTHECOCONUTSBITCH

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hello im actually indian pls do sex with me

Rolling

You look like a nigger and boy do I hate niggers!

Wanna come back to mine and piss in my mouth?

yoo wan sum peking dick?

promise me you won't steal my cutlery after we fugg.

YOU FUCKING BITCH DONT TALK TO ME. and bench

rolling

roll

Looking good tonight m'lady, do you happen to have a feminine benis?

My fav lift is scott curls

Quiet, incel.

are ya into pegging

this is better than dubs

this

Ching chong Chang, huaaaa

Pendlay row

user, I got some bad news for you...

I'd like my ass cheeks to be your next filter xD

>YOU FUCKING BITCH DONT TALK TO ME.
this

holy fuck none of us can get dubs

>ugly basic shitskin
Every time. Why are tinderposters so pathetic?

Ya like jazz?

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This, check em

roll

cum

Do it post results

Times up OP

Nice

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Based

OP delivers, based as fuck

now ask her if you can eat bird seeds out of her butthole

Great. Awesome. Next:

>I feel overburdened with shame of my forefathers' imperialism and colonial repression, for you are truly a fine eastern Goddess worthy of adoration for a thousand moons

While we wait for a reply let's roll again

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whats up you decpacito bitch lol

going heavy

salaam sister, why show your hair?

Maritza sorta like Mari-o hah hah bing bing wahoo

>the lip ring looks sexy
Am I okay?

So you like stuff on your mouth huh. Great, cause I like girls who like minors. Match made in heaven![fuckton of eggplant, crying girl and heart emojis)

>sup

Kek, he better deliver

WinRAR

Look like*

this

Yep that's a dude

>cause I like girls who like minors
???

I wonder if any of these will get replies

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Look like! I'm a based phoneposter. It also should've been "stuff in your mouth".

Baby did you try to swallow a grenade is that why you got metal in your mouf lmaaoing my was ova here bich listen sugar you won't attract the same species of wild fat hog wearing all that paint in your face either sweetie so listen insted of goin out to the club's why don't u take care of your family in Mexico instead you got that chica burrito sambraro bich? Haha lurn to tak criticisms frok me ok u want big penis baby? Huh u lole alpha man in charge? U sex me or i call ice 9n your despacito lookn ass Ha

Where do I go to get authentic food that a cara de nopal like yourself would eat

Damn dumb nigger l2 emoji.

Eggplant = penis crying girl = self explanatory, heart = you like

You still did ok OP, 7/10 golfclap

>This thread
Drop some crazy fucking redpills on the next one OP PLEASE. I need this

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Based corn poster

She looks like the type of girl to eat Cheetos, not wash her hands and then masturbate and then not brush her teeth before bed and she has Cheetos breath all day. How's that for a red pill?

>Insulting a random reaction gif
Uuum ok?

Rolling

Can you do this but refer to the girl you're messaging OP?

Dubs have spoken. You have your new opener.

What message are you trying to convey with that gif? Besides a smelly breath Cheetos masturbator

Sorry anons, data connection is too shit rn to upload another picture, will update soon

TRIPS
do it OP

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TRIPS DEMANDS YOU OP, JUST CHANGE TO REFER TO THE GRILL

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Mariza rhymes with pizza.
Too bad I'm on a keto diet.
And I hate pizza.

Fuck off newfag retard

Based and Gripspilled

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