My FWB is diabetic. Does that mean his piss has calories?

My FWB is diabetic. Does that mean his piss has calories?

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Thot

I'm not a thot.

Just get your calories from food.

I thought I was getting all my calories from food but it seems I might have been ingesting calories from piss without realizing.

whatever you say roastie

I am not a roastie, a thot, a slut or a whore.

I am a modern, sexually liberated, confident woman. And I will be respected.

Greentext it

You should eat the shit out of his brown ring instead hon, it might be a bit weird to get used to this, but you will see that it is the best way of eating as HE burns the calories first and the only thing you will get is most likely some nuts and seeds that dont get digested. This is great for girls dieting

shut up no one cares

Why do you drink his piss thottie?

lol gross. I make sure his ass has been cleaned before i eat it

No you are a faggot w*iteboi
Now Go play with your dildos and girl clothes

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Classic bait thread.

Also thots btfo

It was just a healthy expression of our intimacy

>has been cleaned before i eat it
eating ass is somehow better than eating shit, you are fucking degenerate sage

I am not a degenerate. I am a fully actualized, complex woman.

You are a piss drinking whore that is not only degenerate but most likely a trap, get the fuck out of here

here's your respect
*farts*

That 2-sentences story actually made me chuckle