/britfeel/

moving out of my place next week and wont have my own place for some time. Gonna miss the shithole 2bh

Ashley's a ponce's name. I'm no ponce, son.

it's all about finding the simple pleasures in life my dude.

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3D waifu gang
Ill tell chadgiri to put on his programmer socks
What is your life like lad? Want to drink together tonight on britfeel?

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Are you british? Do you work out?
You qualify for /britfit/

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My TV is 4K but not HDR unfortunately, tempted to buy a new TV

>a monster
/sipboy/

Join the self improvement crew over at /britfit/
I want to see you turn into a sikk cunt, you have it in you my friend

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ashley is a typical english gymbro name, it's right up there with dazza and jamie (actually james but call me jamie because i want to be one of lads haha)

>braphogs

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Hate all of those names. You know what's a nice name? William.

Might be worth it. My TV is a mid range LG HDR 4K. It's not the best TV but its not the worst either. Just avoid the bargain tvs from the likes of argos n shit. They aren't real 4k or HDR.

Under the regulatory powers of the department of Homosexual surveillance and the Nonce removal initiative we are happy to unveil the latest in nonce detection technology.

This post has be constructed in such a way that only pedophiles will be able to read it. If you are read this post please report to your local police station for summary execution.

Long live England, Long live the Queen. Long live /Britfeel/!

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more a fan of titcows tbqh

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WILLIIIAAAAAM
youtube.com/watch?v=mn0zfiJpx2s

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I am now very serious about becoming an astronaut because a) we gotta gtfo before the sun gets fat, and b) fuck this gay earth.
I have started learning Russian and will be undertaking a Ph.D. to make this dream come true. Is there anything else I could be doing right now to further improve these slim odds?

>/britfeel/ implodes into nothing

>Is there anything else I could be doing right now to further improve these slim odds
leave 4chaps

Yeh, lad. Watch Thunderpants and learn how to fart yourself to space.

PRE-ORDER FALLOUT 76 OR I WILL FUCKING NUKE THE EAST MIDLANDS

Ended up as the loser in my friend group

i'm good looking and my mates are starting to ask why I'm a virgin, even my friends girlfriends are confused. reckon they think I'm gay

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It's going to be eso with guns you muppet

Who you talking to lad?

you already pre-ordered Dragon Quest 11?

I'm still a hopeless volcel who would be having sex if I could stomach touching the disgustingly ugly (inside and out) people around me, so that is not an option.
Tried it. Just made a mess on the floor and irritated mummy.

HAVANA
NANANA
EDITION 2

>tfw my name is William

I'm making a game, lads. What do you think of the name: "Dino Fantasy"?

The person I replied to. /britfeel/ would implode into nothing because we're literally all nonces

I was running regularly until I had to start studying for resits (even though Jow Forums probably thinks running is gay)
Can you reccomend a set of weights (idk if a bar of dumbbells are best but I might need a bench for the former) to build up to maybe going to the gym?

Derby wouldn't look any different if you did that

Make a dinosaur FPS where you play as a dinosaur with a shotgun and go around killing anthropomorphic dolphins.

I was just thinking lads, imagine if they made a game called Dino Fantasy, how fucking gay would that be

I went out with my brother, his gf, and her sister. They asked about my sex life and I went very red and mumbled something, then they joked about me being gay the whole night. Good stuff eh lad?

>The person I replied to
who you didn't reply to anyone

Nothing I hate more than those British youtubers that post shit like 'WOW OWNED POLICE BY NOT GIVING MY DETAILS'. Ooo you're hard you cunt.

>OH WILLIAIAAAAM, WILLIAAAAAAM
youtube.com/watch?v=dI1NPsuRcLM

dino crisis was fuckin mint tho

Thinking about buying some cheap wraps and asda own-brand chocolate spread. I got 1.50 to my name, suggest a better snack if you can laddies...

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what happens if we admit we're just anxiety ridden useless mongs?

Thanks mate, I'm getting closer to working it out every day
I'd love nothing more lad but I got work in the morning

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The best dinosaur game ever made is...

Croc.

Pizza is here lids

Waheyyy

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:( maybe on the weekend then lad.
Have a good nights sleep, hopefully you feel better after.

WHERES MY FUCKING PIZZA

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I'm such a fucking idiot lad lol, just got your joke
I-I mean I didn't reply to anyone either h-ehe

up ya bloody arse ya wally poofta
come round mine again I'll have ye suckin the pavement

turok is

Then it gets too real and their 'bants' are ruined. It will get uncomfortable and they'll just pity us in silence

Facts though innit?

Eating mine now lid, hope yours comes soon.

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Good Evening /britfeel/

Across
2. A part added to the beginning of a word (6)
5. Corrosive substances (5)
8. Hawaiian party (4)
10. Moose (3)
11. 90s TV show about a little yellow car (4)
14. Concur (5)
16. Japanese rice dish (5)
18. Beers (4)
20. Evergreen tree (3)
22. A village close to the Shire (4)
24. Odd, unusual (5)
25. Priest (6)

Down
1. Mythical bringer of dreams (6)
3. Sheet material of tin or aluminium (4)
4. Adult-rated (3)
6. More sick (5)
7. A mongrel; an honourless man (3)
9. Cain's victim (4)
10. Flightless bird (3)
12. Soviet state (4)
13. Water tank, especially for flushing toilet (7)
15. Organ of hearing (3)
17. Filter (5)
19. Recede (3)
21. Eric ____, Python member (4)
23. Mythical giant bird (3)

The higlighted squares will spell out a classic british band - send it to [email protected] first and win a small prize.

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Could have collected it quicker but theres always normies in there these days so opted for delivery

Is that mars next to the moon right now?

fuck off ya spacker with ya literature lad ya think ya better than me ya wally poofta
9 down abel as in disabeled which you are lmao

alright lids, had a dream last night that Jordan Peterson became my therapist because I told my Mum "he was the only person that could help me"

Either I've been watching too many Jordan Peterson videos lately or, Jordan Peterson is the only man that can help me

I'd rather that though. Or is that pathetic. Aren't you just labelling yourself as a useless mong?

CLEAN
YOUR
ROOM
BUCKO
DESU

Why dolphins, lad??

8 Across is a Luau
11 Across is Brum
14 Across is agree
25 Across is a faggot
4 Down is XXX
9 Down is Abel
12 Down is USSR

>24 across
>weird

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Across
>2. Prefix
>11. Taxi (?)
>14. Agree

Down
>4. XXX (?)
>9. Abel
>15. Ear

I'm really bad at these lol

So what are you lads up to tonight

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Just think they would be fun to murder, lad. Also, I hate fishposters.

>23. Mythical giant bird (3)
ya MUM

Sleeping but I've got to let some farts out first.

Well it's most likey you watched too many vids and had a dream about it, how much of shit to you watch/listen to per day?

I'm just wanking off my hamster, Jahans. Fancy joining me? Phwoar.

be honest lads, you're all gonna watch the Logan Paul vs KSI fight

Smoke my last joint while watching BSG then maybe play vidya while listening to neil de grass tyson on jre

I'm just going to watch the GIFs of Logan Paul getting his head kicked in by a monkey.

You know this sort of thing is staged and for marketing purposes.

2. prefix
5. acids
8. luau
10. elk
11. brum
14. agree
16. sushi
18. ales
20. fir
22. bree
24. weird
25. cleric

1. somnia
3. foil
4. bad?
6. iller
7. cur
9. abel
10. hen
12. USSR
13. cistern
15. ear
17. strain
19. ebb
21. idle
23. roc

Logan is a Jew, (((they)))'ll take KSI out like Harambe before he does any real damage to Logan.

why bother when its fixed for views and profit anyway.

Does anyone else not have a bed?

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I don't give a fuck about either of them. E-celeb drama is not my thing.

The whole beef/drama is staged yeah but I the fight will be real

Got any deep fakes of this lass?

You sick fuck shes only 12

Sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag lad

Where do you sleep, lad? My mattress is all broken so my back always hurts.

Didn't do anything since I got home from work. I have a headache as well now

I'm always so exhausted after a long shift. Not sure how people who do 8 hour shifts daily can cope. The good thing about my job is the flexibility since I have some short shifts and some long ones

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Isn't she like 40 really?

This is an e-celeb thing? I legitimately thought it was just another overhyped boxing match, but this is 2 faggot e-celebs fighting?

State

Hate YouTuber culture, seeing people put their gaping 'excited' or 'crazy' face on every thumbnail on the front page winds me up and I don't know why.

No you sick fuck, shes only 8

Lads I think I've found the one...

on okc of all places. cute face (only half her face though), TOP taste in music, a bit of a hippy/indie chick but she seems really grounded and intelligent too. I don't know what to say in the opening message

#BritfeelIsNoncefeel

Let's get this trending

for me it's the couch

>23. MythicaI giant bird (3)
>ya MUM

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