>Had an autistic breakdown in public
>Punched an old man in the face
>Now im getting charged with assault
My court date is next week. Should I kill myself?
Had an autistic breakdown in public
Nathan Thomas
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Isaac Baker
You get away with anything if you're unironically autistic, use it to your advantage
Aaron Perry
Is it your first offense? If so you'll get off with a slap on the wrist, probation at worst. Bonus points if you tell the judge you're an autist. There was a guy in jail with me that was autistic AS FUCK. Said he burned his families house down and trashed their car, wasn't even his first offense - apparently he was already on probation and violated the shit out of it. Judge went super easy on him and gave him a PR bond because he told him he has the tism.
Kevin Sanchez
just spaz out in the courtroom like how you did when you assaulted the old man
Jason Perry
Im not autistic enough to get away with it
Its not my first offense. I was arrested in the past for
>getting angry in a restaurant and flipping all the tables over, kicking a girl in the crotch
>punching a random guy in Walmart for cutting the line
>breaking someones car window
I obviously cant control myself, should i suicide?
Angel Gutierrez
sounds like you need to control your violent outbursts. that sort of repeat offense will land you in prison
Robert Jones
Oh well nevermind. You're a violent sperg and will hopefully be chemically lobotomized by meds this time.
Aaron Moore
If he already has 2 assault chargers like I'm assuming not even counting the window, that's probably where he's headed now.
Luke Evans
Yeah sure why not it saves a lot of energy than going through with court and shit
Juan Jackson
Did you get a lawyer?