>Had an autistic breakdown in public
>Punched an old man in the face
>Now im getting charged with assault
My court date is next week. Should I kill myself?
Had an autistic breakdown in public
Nathan Thomas
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Isaac Baker
You get away with anything if you're unironically autistic, use it to your advantage
Aaron Perry
Is it your first offense? If so you'll get off with a slap on the wrist, probation at worst. Bonus points if you tell the judge you're an autist. There was a guy in jail with me that was autistic AS FUCK. Said he burned his families house down and trashed their car, wasn't even his first offense - apparently he was already on probation and violated the shit out of it. Judge went super easy on him and gave him a PR bond because he told him he has the tism.
Kevin Sanchez
just spaz out in the courtroom like how you did when you assaulted the old man
Jason Perry
Im not autistic enough to get away with it
Its not my first offense. I was arrested in the past for
>getting angry in a restaurant and flipping all the tables over, kicking a girl in the crotch
>punching a random guy in Walmart for cutting the line
>breaking someones car window
I obviously cant control myself, should i suicide?
Angel Gutierrez
sounds like you need to control your violent outbursts. that sort of repeat offense will land you in prison
Robert Jones
Oh well nevermind. You're a violent sperg and will hopefully be chemically lobotomized by meds this time.
Aaron Moore
If he already has 2 assault chargers like I'm assuming not even counting the window, that's probably where he's headed now.
Luke Evans
Yeah sure why not it saves a lot of energy than going through with court and shit
Juan Jackson
Did you get a lawyer?
Luke Young
here is a serious advice. go to a doctore and let him diagnose autism on you. so you will be fine.
guess u are ameri-mutt. so its your licence to do everything you want.
Luke Young
I didnt choose to be like this you faggot
I didnt get charged just locked up those times but now i probably will get charged
Fuck fuck fuck why does this happen to me
Jason Rogers
pfffhahaha fucking retard. i hope someone videoed your tantrum and put it on youtube cunt
Thomas Howard
>I didnt choose to be like this you faggot
Free will exists and you made the choice to act out on your anger. Stop making excuses for your poor behavior.
Lucas Morales
This. Dont be a fucking snowflake faggot. You know you sound just like those queers who say they didnt choose to be dick sucking homos right?
You are the only person capable of controlling your action, and you are responsible for the result of those reactions. YOU CHOSE TO FLIP THE FUCK OUT LIKE A RETARD!
If you really cant control yourself then do the whole world a favor and KYS
Logan Baker
I'm literally diagnosed with autism and I know better than you what ths heck
Any time I feel raw anger I just grab something long like a broom and beat my mattress
Do what I do and hit your bed
Parker Reyes
Fuck you. Its not my fault
I was angry because the bouncer at the bar i tried to get in to said i was banned for a prior incident. But he wasnt reasonable about it he was screaming at me unnecessarily even though i didnt do anything. So i swore back at him. And then this old man starts fucking scolding me calling me disrespectful. I had a breakdown from all these people shouting at me at once and then just screamed ILL SHOW YOU WHATS DISRESPECTFUL YOU OLD NIGGER and punched him in the jaw. I wouldnt have done it if he didnt keep fucking yelling and NONE of it wouldve happened if the bouncer just told me calmly to leave rather than yelling
Apparently the old man was a quarter black and i didnt realise so now im getting charged for racist assault too because i said nigger
Dylan Wilson
I'm pretty sure this is a LARP but if it isn't you need a couple months in jail and some powerful medications my dude. Also, fuck you
Colton Fisher
>Fuck you. Its not my fault
That's exactly the kind of attitude that's keeping you from progressing as a human being.
Too bad you had to ruin your troll with such an unbelievable story though.
Isaac Rogers
You could have walked the fuck away, but you chimped out. YOU are the fucking nigger!
Doesnt matter if a person is disrespecting you, you dont fucking hit someone over words you dumb animal! These are things CHILDREN do! And niggers! You are a stupid, man child, nigger and you deserve to be put down like one!
>prior incident
Wtf made you think you could go back there??? You mean to say you did something before?? Its no wonder they yelled at you, you probably had it coming! You sound like you arent respectful to anyone and you dont take responsibilty for your actions! WHY IN COCKS FUCK SHOULD ANYONE RESPECT YOU?
Justin Richardson
What the fuck is wrong with the law system.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>kicking a girl in the crotch
kek'd
Nolan Sanchez
kill everyone in your path and make us proud
John King
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
I cant control my emotions. Autism literally prevents me from responding to things like raised voices and aggression like a normal human being. Everything is fight or flight
The prior incident was the window smashing, i smashed the window of a car outside the bar. But i didnt think i was banned cause i ran away after that. Apparently the cctv got me and then they decided to ban me even though it wasnt on the bar premises???
Sebastian Morales
nice LARP bro but it needs some work
Gabriel Jones
nah bro. just get a good lawyer and try to make the plea that you have some serious autismo.
Logan Brown
You may not be able to control your emotions, but fucking news flash NO ONE CAN.
I have autism too, and whenever someone yells at me, i want to hit them too. Guess what i dont do though? Fucking hit them cause im not a nigger! Dont bullshit me with that whole "i cant control myself" shit! Yes you fucking can!
Now do your time with dignity you dumb bitch! And maybe reevaluate yourself while you are locked up! Stop playing the victim! You arent a victim, you are a fucking criminal cause you chose to act like one cause you listened to your feefees!
Be a man! Take responsibility!
Elijah Walker
I hope you get jail time you fucking idiot
Luis Perry
Hope you die niggers
Fuck this gay earth
Josiah Howard
user quit trolling baka.
Dylan White
We'll die in good time nigger. You on the other hand should kys as soon as possible. You are beyond saving.
Jonathan Morris
You deserve to go to jail and get butt fucked by tyrone
Mankind's greatest sin is lack of self control. We were given intelligence so we didn't have to bow to animalistic instincts. Every single human with an IQ above the retarded is capable of this control. To give it up is to become less than an animal, because at least they aren't intelligent enough to help it.
I absolutely fucking despise the weak willed, their only vocabulary is "I can't" when presented with even the easiest problem. Either kill yourself or fix your shit life, if self control is too hard for you, choose the former.
Kevin Lee
I punch holes in the wall. Thanks for the advice. I legimitimately Keller when I imagined some scrawny robot beating his bed with a broom
Andrew Powell
>Keller
*kekked
Gabriel Cooper
Do you have a diagnosed disorder? If you don't you're fucked
You lawyerd up?
Jordan Martin
You probably have baby reflexes. I still have a strong Moro reflex. It puts me in fight or flight mode 24/7. If I can't solve a problem I just run from it and if I can I do it at all costs. Just dealing with things isn't in my vocabulary.
Landon Evans
>free will exists
nobody tell them
Caleb Perez
are you in UK
Dylan Bailey
Already happened.
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