>in med school
>hate my fucking life
>almost graduated
>only joy in life currently is lifting
Bros what do I do? The only joy I get from life right now is lifting. All I’ve realized is that doctors are pill pushers with tons of paper work and none of our patients trust us and rightfully so since we are all assholes and I just hate medicine. It’s not interesting. What jobs are there for dumbshits like me with an MD.
Also, why are lateral raises the best exercises known to man?
>Bros what do I do?
Drop out, you only live once. Why live in agony?
>Also, why are lateral raises the best exercises known to man?
They aren't, squats are.
just go into surgery or radiology/pathology with the other depressed autists
If you write any book about fitness everyone will automatically assume you're super credible.
You could be on the board of a pharma company or some med startup or consult. Honestly that's the most interesting and will still get you a six digit.salary
> he likes squats
stop lying to yourself faggot. squats fucking blow and they only work your legs which barely matter. leg day is the chore that we have to endure for the glorious shoulders and arms days.
lateral raises are best because they hit our dels for them Bucci round shoulders
>> he likes squats
I do, squats are glorious. You don't squat 3x a week if you hate them, nor do you squat 165kg. I love my squats, and the same with dead-lifts.
>lateral raises are best because they hit our dels for them Bucci round shoulders
I'd rather do OHP
Do dermatology if you want to make bank and work only 4 days a week. You'll only deal with retarded nacissist women, but you'll have a great lifestyle and free time.
mmm you can be a cool alternative medicine MD with a pony tail and sexy pecs instead of falling for the medical (((system))).
How does one go about being this?
acquire an mba and manage a hospital or some shit or go into research. or, just work for three or four years hyper full time, save up 1 mil, invest, then retire and live off the 50k a year u get from interest
didnt score high enough on usmle for that my man
Maybe for you queer boy. Don’t be a brainlet
Get into ortho bro
hey user, I'm in my first year of pre-med, any recommendations? Also my schools full of Asians and Indians, there's only a few white kids like me
>Thinking OHP is superior to lat raise
OHP works more front delt. You need those accessories to help stabilize yuge OHP weight.
OP, do dis.
uslme score, unlike mcat score, doesn't really track aptitude--just means he didn't spend enough time studying
cope
theres no shame in doing bad on the steps. you're competing with a very driven crowd and dermatology is one of top 3 most competitive specialties. you don't have to lie to yourself.
Two words dude: forensic pathology
Also: deadlifts.
>this projecting
Absolutely kek. You did bad and you should feel bad
>as if i could get into medical school
i tried man, i failed. didnt work hard enough, wasnt smart enough, didnt really have the drive, etc. you name it, doesn't matter im on a different path now. you got much farther than i did. this thread is about u my man
once you become an MD (or now if you have the time) you basically study Naturopathic medicine. They follow the same medical system only can't prescribe pills. You'll pretty much be a nutritionist with ultimate knowledge on supplements and biology. Look up Dr. Andy Cutler for example. He's not an MD but you get the idea.
I’m not OP. I’m shitposting
You don't have to be a doctor if you don't like that shit. Being a doctor is asking for a ton of debt anyway unless you're a richfag already.
Naturopathic medicine is a fucking joke.
Fuck you OP you have the brains and the position to make a difference and you're just whining about it. Be a man and realize you don't have to be a cog in the machine.
t a pharmacy student whose profession is even more enslaved by "the system" but there are opportunities out there to right wrongs
Just stay with it, in less then a decade USA will be full socialized healthcare, no if ands or buts about it. You will make less, but will be better off for it.
> didn't get a goddamn 270 on step1
> must be a brainlet
you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about
stfu bitch to get a derm-tier score you need both high IQ and 2 years of hard studying
y'all non-med fags have no clue what real competition looks like
rubbing crystals won't stop your unstable angina, hippie faggot
Wasted double-dubs. 270 is fucking easy after a few weeks of studying. EZ AF
Squats work your back too like nothing else
Graduate and go find something better to do. Any employer will happily hire someone with the dedication it takes to graduate from need school
I like this
>not understanding what i said
>pharmacy student
okay i get it now, you're either a chink or a nigger