Why do you hate Planet Fitness?

Why do you hate Planet Fitness?

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it’s a gym for people who are scared of actually being fit

i dont cause im not a shiteating fag.

Because it's not a gym, it's planet fitness

Because of the retarded rules and what happened to that lady with the crossdressing man

The lunk alarm
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As a company? Shitty business practices
For the members it’s less hate and more pity
Your average planet fitness has 7000 members and a maximum occupancy of 90

"No grunting"

Never actually thought of it that way. It's true, I've known plenty of people who would continue paying for their PF membership but gave up past the third week of January.

Multiple reasons.

For one, it's hypocritical in its message; it claims to be a judgment-free zone but you sure as shit will be judged if you're lifting heavier than everyone else is comfortable with, even if you're lifting safer than everyone else. Two, its business model, while extremely respectable from a capitalistic point of view, is a fucking disgrace to everything a gym should stand for. People are encouraged to strive for mediocrity, and to celebrate in their unhealthiness with the freely available tootsie rolls at 4g of sugar a pop. Also, the monthly free pizza and bagels. In essence, they're not creating an environment that EVERYONE will feel comfortable in, they're creating an environment where fatties; a significant demographic that will often TALK about wanting to get better but never actually do anything about it, and sells them a dream. Their gyms are also geared towards deterring actual lifters as much as possible: no squat racks, smith machines everywhere, dumbbells never go past 60 lbs, fixed weight EZ bars, overabundance of cardio and machines. Their meme 30 minute circuit workout is possibly the worst offender; the idea that you can get a full workout in 30 minutes is encouraging to most fatties that want to be able to say that they "tried everything to lose weight but couldn't" without committing too many resources, and the fact they keep coming back once a month for that 30 minute workout is justification enough to keep their membership active. By keeping any real lifters away or outright forcing them into not doing anything actually productive or challenging (no free weights beside babbyweight dumbbells and EZ bars, banning exercises, banning grunting, banning dropping weights, banning anything you'd see at a real fucking gym), they're able to keep their maintenance costs astoundingly low

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Keeping their maintenance costs low lets them get away with pricing their monthly fee at $10 a month. And what rational person would choose to pay $30 a month instead of $10 if they were given that choice and not much else info as most normies often are? They basically create an environment where you will neither learn nor improve, and try their hardest to convince you; the dumb normie; that you're part of a real gym, one where no one judges you and you're not judged; one that actively encourages you to stay at your current level instead of trying to improve.

The saddest thing is they try their fucking hardest to advertise themselves at a judgment free zone, but it's in their shitty gyms that you'll see the most judgment. Go to a locally owned gym, and most people will actually be extremely friendly; especially if you're clueless, because they'll see in you a genuine attempt at improving and will respect you for it. At PF, everyone just looks at the next worst guy and thinks "well, at least I'm not as bad as him", all the while hypocritically smiling because judgment free amirite.

Seriously, fuck PF and fuck anyone that encourages their scummy business model

t. got locked into a year long PF contract before switching to a local PL gym and never looking back

Top vidya 3:00 looks cool desu

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Their buisness-model is verry jewish.
They sell a membership rather cheap (10$/month IIRC) and keep out most of the people who actualy go to the gym.
There is no equipment to make any meaningfull gains, almost entirely cardio machines and even their weight-loss potential gets basicly nuked by free pizza or bagles.

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>you can work out however you want
>planet fitnes
>work out however you want
>HOW EVER YOU WANT

>not wanting to be able to doucheflex in front of mirrors with roided out bros
>not wanting gym thots with tiny shorts walking around with their asses hanging out everywhere
>not wanting a based ex drill instructor basketball american to scream at you for motivation
>not wanting a husbando gymbro to roll out your tight spots with a towel then suck your dick for post workout protein
>not wanting based russian bro to train you and turn you into fucking Klokov
>not wanting to have the flexibility to put both of your hamstrings behind your neck in bed
>not wanting to lift weights and spar with vikings and be able to kick literally anyone's ass
>going to a yoga class, ever
>not wanting to have the ability to take a shit as a motivation to push yourself
>being threatened by stacies instead of befriending them and getting some collateral brad dick
>not wanting based future AI gym to force you to improve

>judgement free zone

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Did she really have to get that ripped just to beat Yuri's twink ass?

No shit I was post that gif too

>when you live long enough to become the thing you hate

I like pf. It’s by my house, it’s cheap, and it has everything you need to get Jow Forums. Plus you can tan.

>Ricky is drinking water
>better sound the alarm

oops meant for

Headlet coping hard

They don't have a squatrack or barbells. Just a few dumbells and everything else are machines and cardio equipment

>what happened to that lady with the crossdressing man
To no one’s surprise that guy turned out to be a sexual predator

I don't hate it, I think it's a great business model and I'm sad I didn't think of it. Their services arnt for me though.

Even if she hadn't, it's still way hotter when she can not just best up, but literally rip apart these puny creatures. Like, you know, smashing ribcages into goo with a single blow, with a hug, with a careless touch. That's what real waifu gotta be like.