>parents have been worried about me lately since I have no actual friends/functioning social life
>start to create fake contacts on phone so it looks like I have a lot of friends
>laugh purposefully in front of parents when im on my phone
>wear headset with mic and pretend im talking to friends while gaming
Does anyone else do shit like this so their parents dont think they are a loser? I have been keeping up this act for nearly 2 years now
No but my parents are worried about me too. They always ask me why I don't have any friends or what I'm doing on a Friday night. I always tell them I'm not doing anything, I don't lie. The thought never occurred to me, and I don't see the point.
Honestly just try join some groups with similar interests. Join gaming groups either irl or online, just talk about your interests. Join social sports, just go talk to teammates, have drinks with them after games, eventually you'll get to know them plus you get bonus of being active playing a sport even if you're not very good it's only a social league.
Best of luck anons, I hope you both find friends.
I couldn't have the energy to keep that up. If someone's interested and asks, they're going to face the consequence of knowing the truth that I'm friendless and my romantic intentions are devoted to an anime girl.
I don't know if I can get up the momentum to play a sport, I'm fat and drink and smoke all day. But I'll try my best!
thats going to cause you to go crazy
If you don't put in the effort to make friends, you won't, simple as that. You can't wait for people to approach you.
I drink and smoke a lot too but if you really wanna make friends you gotta put in that effort. Best of luck to you user.
>still no gf user? Or at least some female friends?
The worst question for me, because I heard it like 2-3 times a week, what to do?
Understood. Your assumption on my life and experiences with people is incorrect, though, and I have reasons for being alone. Maybe in the future, I'll be in a place where I can be fun and carefree enough for this.
>Does anyone else do shit like this so their parents dont think they are a loser?
Nah because my parent doesn't give a shit lmao.
Go to bars and talk to girls, then you can say you're trying to get gf and maybe you'll actually get one, win win.
>Go to bars and talk to girls
Like, just talk to them?!?! wtf?!
Literally, yes. Go up to the most attractive girl in the bar and say "How are you doing? Can I buy you a drink?"
Fuck dude I don't know about that hahaha
What's the worst that'll happen if you do? She says no, great move on. You'll probably never see these people again and if you do then I doubt they'll remember the face of a random dude in a bar.
>Go up to the most attractive girl in the bar and say "How are you doing? Can I buy you a drink?"
And then just walk away
Well the lie can still hold for a while.
Some guy actually managed to pretend to everyone he knew that he was, in fact, a talented doctor working for the World Health Organisation, during 18 years, without any problems.
Only thing is that he killed his whole family (including his own parents) so I wouldn't bet too much on this method. He's still alive and free though.
His name is Jean-Claude Roman. There was also a French movie about him (L'adversaire). Seriously it's incredible.
i actually have friends and had a gf once for a brief period of time but i hide that from my mom and tell her im foreveralone when she asks just to make her feel like she failed at raising me
I don't find any meaning in finding friends; I simply don't see the point.
Not like it matters how you live since we all end up the same way; back to nothingness.
Why do people put so much emotional power into shit? Pointless shit that simply doesn't matter, like, at ALL!
if you're worried of being a disappointment so much why don't you actually go do some real shit instead of just faking it, the fuck kinda good does that do?
thanks user sounds interesting ill watch it tonight
Just wait till they start implying you're a cockgobbling faggot because you haven't introduced a female to them. Oh boi fun times ahead