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>"One copy of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash, please!"
My sides.
This is prime autism
>file name
More like 6/2 of a person.
That's funny
dat cankle
KFC Doubles are unironically good burgers.
Good source of protein for dirty bulking.
Who the fuck eats two though? FFS, they're like bricks of meat
good start. would love to read her version and find out where everyone claps.
I went to my sister's destination wedding in the Dominican Republic and got familiar with the room service at the all inclusive hotel I stayed at. The room service was good but small portion sizes, so halfway through my stay I ordered 5 dishes and pretended to have a loud conversation with "my friends" over what they wanted so that the waiter could hear and think that I had people over. The wait staff came with the food and gave me the stank eye since I was the only one there and I was like 'oh they went somewhere else just leave the food on the table kthksbye' and I ate all of it myself.
It was also 300 dollars a night to stay at that place too. I resolved to eat and drink 300 dollars worth of food everyday so I ended up gorging on food and beers and crawling back to the room to purge. I know I threw up more times then I didn't.
300 dollars worth of food every day? Jesus christ almighty...
>disgusting pig still got a husband
of course fat people lack perspective
I mean honestly considering how overpriced room service can be it's not impossible to hit $300 with a little effort. Hell, just coffee, yogurt and an omelette set me back over $40 at a W hotel in Miami
>I ordered 5 dishes and pretended to have a loud conversation with "my friends" over what they wanted so that the waiter could hear and think that I had people over.
Made me think of this Key and Peele bit:
Imagine being so fat that standing is an accomplishment
talk about a tourist trap
Does that sign say whalesale?
whats his routine?
That's a fat suit, user. He looks overweight judging by his chin, but you can tell by the way the costume inflates at the forearm that it's a fat suit.
fuck you that games fun
How many of these are from TV shows? I count Louie, Key and Peele and King of the Hill
>This nasty hamplanet
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Thanks user, I was about to make myself look dumb on the internet by making fun of his weight
God damn, she's got that fat-nose thing going on. You know when the face is so fat that it's starts bunching up in the middle. Nothing makes me want to punch a face harder than that.
I can't remember what the food was but I was drinking long island iced teas from lunch to past midnight.
That one experience makes me hate all inclusive hotels and trips. For the amount of money you spend per night you feel pressured to get your monies worth every day. The workers there are all unenthusiastic, run down locals who see your type of tourists everyday and they only interact with you as minimal as their paycheck allows. All the tourists are like you or worse, trying to jam their days full of activities and their bodies full of food. It was hard to feel the magic of a wedding when there was a wedding every other night on the grounds and you felt the one you were in was just squeezed in. It's the typical "Looks glamorous on the outside, rotten on the inside" type of deals. There was zero Dominican Republic culture and everything was a generic Americanization/European copy. Honestly I had loads more fun when I went to Europe and penny pinched my way through.
Here's something for my blogpost. This is educational not pornographic.
Well, you are at least 5/3 of a normal person by weight...
Lost my shit when I took a look to the feet.
4 parts fat, 1 part person
>having a tv shoe because shes fat
seems fine.
I went to the philippines while fat and got none of this. She must be the size of a truck for people there to laugh at her. They're used to murican tourists.
Unfortunate choice of font I would say.
fucken keken
God bless her fucking joints
>weight loss is impossible!
>weight loss is not an achievement!
Pick one you sentinent compost hills
My uncle was similar to the krispy kreme one. He had juvenile diabetes, got Jow Forums, and then decided he didn't need to take insulin anymore because of how good he felt. By the time he was in his 20's he had cemented his future. At first it was his wife hiding the donuts and cookies in the pantry from him. Then it was him hiding the donuts and cookies in the vents from her. It didn't even phase him when they started taking his toes. It wasn't until they took his first foot that he had second thoughts. He ignored them and started driving to krispy kreme rather than hiding sweets in the air vents simply because he had a hard time now due to lmao1foot. My dad was a cop in the same town and after a number of times seeing him hobbling out of the krispy kreme while stopping for coffee at the DD next to the krispy kreme he simply stopped going around that part of town. After they finally had to remove both of his legs at the knees you would think he'd get the message. NOPE. He would pay my little cousins and their friends to bring him sweets. At some point his blood literally turned into sugary acid and ate him from the inside out. Sometimes idk whether to be disgusted by his addiction to sugar or be in awe of his dedication in chasing and risking everything those short moments of mouth pleasure.
>I gained 8 pounds that day
Mirin dat bulk
What the fuck?
Just take the fucking insulin you crazy person
holy shit, the gets. god bless
He died back in 2006 so it's a little too late for him. But then again it was always too late.
Please tell me this was the NYMRW! :)
How long until this is seen the same way by society as "blacking up".
>delivery fucks up
>comes back banging at the door to get the food back
I am not familiar with Chinese customs but that sounds like bullshit
When deliveries fuck up here they just gift it away
We ratified the Nineteenth Amendment. Isn't it about time we repealed it?
I can beat a lot of those and I'm not even fat. Can eat 3 double whoppers and not even feel full. LMAO @ peasants who have to feel guilty after gorging.
Would have drawn a swastika on her back.
>Halloween
>be fat-suited man
>wear tiniest of dresses
>be trans fat
great costume/10
I ran into one that made me rage the other day.
My daughter is 2.5 and she takes gymnastics. The class she's in is for 2-3 year olds, so it's all pretty young kids. With one exception they all look like normal toddlers. The one exception is a little girl that is already morbidly obese at 3 years old. She looks like she probably weighs 60 lbs. Pic related is pretty similar to how she looks. Predictably, her mom is also morbidly obese. At least 300+ lbs.
I always feel bad for this little girl. Her weight is already preventing her from doing the same things the other kids can do. She's not being bullied about it yet, but she will be. And it's not her fault. She has no self-control, because she's 3. Her parents control what she eats. The poor kid has no chance of growing up normal being raised like that. She's going to be obese her whole life.
At the end of class, they sometimes give out little treats to the kids. A starburst or a jolly rancher, never anything big. Last week we went up to get my daughter her treat, and the fat kid lined up too. Her mom came over and grabbed her out of line and said "No, you don't get a treat because I caught you sneaking cookies at home and the doctor says you need to be on a diet."
I should have let it go. I knew there was nothing to be gained from arguing with this wildebeast. But my mouth outran my brain and I asked "Why do you even have cookies in the house if your daughter needs to be on a diet?". Predictably her answer was "They're for me of course." I immediately felt a white-hot rage toward this awful fucking pile of goo, but I managed not to say anything else and leave.
People like that should have their children taken away. It's child abuse, plain and simple.
I hope this isn't you
>office job, have obese coworker
>maybe 600 lbs no kidding, 500 minimum
>doesn't walk, sort of waddle-falls, at this point rolling would be more efficient
>I've posted here before, cunt is never without a bag of McDonalds in one hand and a bucket of soda in the other
>if it's cupcake day she'll take three at once
>anyway, we're having a fire drill today
>we're in a skyscraper so that is not an easy thing, there will be stairs
>wondering how this is gonna go with hamsaurus
>find out she has special permissions
>instead of walking to the meeting space two blocks away, she can wait in the lobby
>but that's still 18 flights of stairs, doubt.jpg
I will report back after work with the results. I can just imagine in a real fire, this walrus won't be able to take the stairs and some poor firefighter will die trying to save her. Nigga I don't think superman could lift this bitch.
Reminder fatties are a safety violation.
Also there's some other megafatty in another company in the buiilding, dude must be 450-500 lbs. He gets around though, he was walking down the escalator like stairs. But man. And that's to say nothing of the endless "small fats" at 300-350 lb range and the merely chubby 200-300 range.
>give it away
That’s what you have to do. The food was out of the control of restaurant employees, you can’t take it back and redeliver it. Another user was saying some of these are from tv shows, I’m thinking this is one.
Yeah it is, why?
Heh, I look forward to hearing what happens when the fatty has to walk down all those stairs.
I used to be a fat fuck and my worst one was probably the Doritos Locos Nachos I'd make regularly.
Take a party size bag of Doritos and spread them out on a baking sheet. Top them with a pound of seasoned ground beef, 4 cups of shredded cheese, half a cup of sour cream, salsa, jalapenos, and green onions.
I'd eat that for a midnight snack when I was drinking.
One of the other coworkers recently got first aid certified. I really, really do not think anyone is going to be able to do cpr on this heiffer through 2 solid feet of fatpad successfully. Well, guess I'm in line for a promotion.
She might work from home today though, we'll see.
>He's so fat he can't get out of his chair
>Wife keeps feeding him
FFS I'd give the fucker nothing but water and a multivitamin until he was small enough to get up
Bull-fucking-shit it isn't. Losing weight and keeping it off has been one of the hardest things I've ever done.
mine is a pound of oatmeal cookies, smeared with peanut butter+nutella and almost a gallon of milk on a dirty bulk. Never understood the eating the entire McDonald's menu, they got only ice cream right
>Losing weight and keeping it off has been one of the hardest things I've ever done.
How much weight we talking?
Because it's hard cutting from chubby to shredded, but going from 600lbs to 300lbs is literally nothing but not eating fried mars bars 20 times a day.
I went from 130kg to 100kg and all I needed to do essentially was quit drinking my daily 1000kcal bottle of desert wine.
I'm beginning to think he had a death wish and his wife secretly wanted him dead as well.
Keep an SCBA at your desk so that you don’t choke and die from smoke inhalation during a fire because your company was dumb enough to clog the stairwell with fat
I felt pretty bad just for getting a McGangbang once. Was OK, but man I felt kinda ashamed. Thankfully getting to the McDonalds is 10 minutes of biking so I at least got some exercise.
275 lbs to 150 lbs.
Yeah ok, that's pretty decent.
Getting that last 50lbs off was probably no joke, unless you're a manlet
Fat and obese children are one of the few things that make my blood boil. They don't even stand a fucking chance with the parents that they were given. Fuck
Good on you for being a good dad, user. Keep raising your kids right.
That lady needs to be shown this picture. It perfectly puts in to perspective her serious food and obesity problem.
>Keep raising your kids right.
One of my biggest goals with my kids is that they don't grow up fat like I did and have to spend years as adults fighting to lose the weight.
He cute
Nah, it's genetics.
Either that or that healthy food is too expensive, much more than 10 big macs a day
This. The cravings will always be there.
>But then again it was always too late.
Damn...
This is like if patrick star put on a sneaker
For me, it's literally the fight of my life. For my life. I will be dead if I don't do something about the fat. Not an achievement? Bitch it's a WAR
Who's ready for another Simply Sara?
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Hoe does the self preservatio instinct not sink in after they take your legs? Man the human mind is an enigma. That sound s like a literal horror movie. Sorry user
Funny, too bad sparks would never fly from there.
Well on the bright side everyone else is normal right? That means shell be too slow to run to the exits before anyone else. I mean panic would set in in a real situation and people would rush to the doors. She'll be too fat and slow and hopefully just get trampled. Can't wait to hear the results!
Can someone post that girl who's pretty cute from the waist up but disgustingly obese below?
D: I thought that was an inner tube.
This’n? It is a very interesting shape.
Yeah, but do you have the video that starts not showing the gross part and then she walks away from the camera?
>amerifats find this attractive
Haha.