Anyone else noticing subliminal ads at their gym?

I have. I noticed that there are some posters on the walls that kind of change when you look at them from different angles. I pointed this out to a guy in the squat rack next to me but he played it off like he didn't want to get caught up in a thing with the staff. That was my first tip off that something was funky right there.

So it was the posters, and then some weird projections either from a PC or the lights from the street (I go at night to take the edge off). At first, I started seeing sandwiches and realized that Subway was advertising there. Literally saw the words "five dollar footlong" as if they couldn't be any subtler. So I pop outside and lookie there right across the street is a Subway open until 1:30am. I never knew it was there before. What a coincidence.

Anyway, I talked to the guy working at the counter about it and he laughed kinda nervously. I dropped it because I could tell he didn't like being called out.

It was probably his manager or something and not him anyway. So I got a Chicken Teriyaki, but what fucked me up bad was when I got back inside the gym the subliminals started showing really weird things. The lights projected images of Subway commercials, but now there was explicit gore and violence as well. It almost seemed to suggest there was human meat in the subs. I don't know why they'd do this. Maybe it was a malfunction, or maybe it's a way of freaking people out and getting them to order something. I dunno.

Anyway, this can't be a new thing. I know they do it in movies, but has anyone ever heard of projecting things from gym equipment PCs?

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me on the left

Me on the right

This isn't normal.
Something is wrong with your brain.
See a psychiatrist.

me taking the picture

Imagine if she farted right then and the other girl enjoyed it leading to a dirty rimming session. Haha

Sounds like you're being gang stalked, look it up.

>farted
Not right now she doesn't. Butts are not for farting when they are for sex.

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Hey user,

Here at Subway we appreciate any and all feedback! We're sorry that you had a bad experience at one of our restaurants! At Subway we only use the freshest ingredients and we definitely don't use human meat! Send us your address and we'll get a few gift cards sent right over to you! Free of charge, of course.

Have a great evening!
Subway

Textbook schizo immediately cease psychedelic usage and look into a shrink

You're developing Schizophrenia bud. You need to go see a psychiatrist asap so you can get meds for it before the paranoia sets in.

Hey user,

Here at Subway we appreciate any and all feedback! We'reHey user,

Here at Subway we appreciate any and all feedback! We're sorry that you had a bad experience at one of our restaurants! At Subway we only use the freshest ingredients and we definitely don't use human meat! Send us your address and we'll get a few gift cards sent right over to you! Free of charge, of course.

Have a great evening!
Subwayur restaurants! At Subway we only use the freshest ingredients and we Hey user,

Here at Subway we appreciate any and all feedback! We're sorry that you had a bad experience at one of our restaurants! At Subway we only use the freshest ingredients and we definitely don't use human meat! Send us your address and we'll get a few gift cards sent right over to you! Free of charge, of course.

Meat Shit Blood Human Eye Ball Sliced Open Dead Nigger Dead Nigger Head Bashed in Fuck Mashed Scrotum Pus Licked out of Wounds Pain Pain Pain IF YOU EVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE MESSAGES AGAIN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Have a great evening!
Subwaya few gift cards sent right over to you! Free of charge, of course.

Have a great evening!
Subway

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Oh they have sex alright. The girl on the left secretely has a fart fetish and eats those braps right

Stop smoking weed. Stop using drugs of any kind.

never seen anything like that, just the usually race-mixing propaganda

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So uhh how do you guys know what drugs I use? I mean it's cool that you wanna help and all but I literally did NOT mention that I use MDMA and smoke on weekends... so do you actually have an answer or what should I assume here?

For the record all of my posts are joking.

>not a chink ass
Fuck off normie

dead serious you might be developing schizoids delusions. if you get on meds like real fucking soon you can deal with it. shit seems real and normal and like everyone else is just pulling bullshit but defintely go see a doctor ASAP

Please see a psychiatrist. I am not joking.

lurk moar /:

>normie
kek

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Because drug use usually triggers the onset of Schizophrenia. Not kidding around in the slightest my man go see a psychiatrist fucking asap. Untreated Schizophrenia is hell.

>Untreated Schizophrenia is hell.
I can attest to that.
Especially if you're not a happy person to begin with, then life is like living in a nightmare.

Seconded man quit the drugs first

OP has schizophrenia or this is excellent bait

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Because I've been there. Weed triggered psychosis in me when I was 19. Took about 6 months of not smoking to get back to 100%

based brap(wart)hog poster

>tfw you are watching someone slowly develop a lifelong, untreatable mental illness
>tfw this poster was probably at least somewhat fit and likely in college or something
>tfw he will never achieve his goals and be a burden to his family now

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>>tfw he will never achieve his goals and be a burden to his family now
Not if he gets treatment.
If he's *not* a dumb shit he'll see a shrink, find some antipsychotics that work for him, then stay on them until he dies.
If he does that he'll probably live a mostly normal life.
Problems arise when faggots convince them to stop taking their meds, or if they're pussies who can't handle some minor side effects

Yup. Totally treatable nowadays. It fucking sucks but if you get ahead of it and are dedicated you can have a good life.

The problems often come in when there's a mood disorder thrown in on top of schizophrenia. It's always the manic people who don't feel like they need their meds or want to take them.

BS.
Mental illness is a meme.
The only real mental illness is in legit retards and geriatrics.
You can guide yourself back to sanity.

Trolling or just a total fucking moron?

>Mental illness is a meme.
right-wing fags like you are absolute cancer

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>right wing people don't believe in mental illness
Absolutely fucking kill yourself you politics baiting redditor.

>Be me when I was crazy
>Have delusions about government agencies stealing my thoughts and inserting voices into my head via brain chip
>Have delusions about them coming at night while I'm asleep and controlling me like a zombie to recreate movies as some weird experiment
>Have delusions where my mother and cat were replaced with look alike imposters that work for the agency

>Be OP when he goes crazy
>Have delusions about foot long subway subs
Maybe you have to have lived it to get the joke, but this is really fucking making me laugh

>>right wing people don't believe in mental illness
this massively disproportionately true when compared to lefties

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Haven't lived it but have been around it. Your post made me laugh pretty hard.

>tfw you are getting schizophrenia but are also hungry

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>he made a second politics baiting post
Enjoy you are ban :)

>politics baiting
wtf is that?

>Nigger Head Bashed in Fuck
Damn man you just reminded me that I have to get a new head gasket for the raingerr

havin me a proppa' gander at dat ass

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me in the back, blowing air

sauce please

why is it always a microchip in the brain or brain lazers or something? Why cant it ever be something original?

Yuka Kuramoti

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how am I supposed to nofap with threads like these

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It can be Subway

Like subway paying the gym to project subtle ads on their walls in such a way that nobody can see them but you?

exactly

Nofap and semen retention is a jewish conspiracy to give you prostate cancer.

no you fucking retard
I cant get hard anymore when I'm with girls, and when I do, I can't ejaculate from a vagina

it's fucking awful

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I know the feel. Mine was also caused by weed . Eddibles to be exact. I would get panick attacks for about 6 months after stoping using.

is feeling like your body is on autopilot and loss of passion/strong emotions a sign of mild psychosis? remember it starting around the first time i smoked weed

Hypothesis is that part of the illness is an inability to identify your thoughts as being your own. So you're still having thoughts like normal but you start to feel like they've been placed there by someone/something else.
Really is one of the most common delusions.

have you tried washing your penis OP? it worked for JBP, now he's pulling 7 figures from patreon

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Based

me in the bum I am a poopoo haha

Citation needed.

Dude seriously go see a shrink. They were laughing nervously because it's super clear you're having some mental issues. Please go get some treatment now, at least go get checked out. I've had people close to me leave it untreated for too long and it's ruined their lives. Seriously man, do this for yourself and your family and friends.

projecting things from gym equipment PCs? I am quite sure they are doing the same thing at the gym near my house, I never went there but I had a dream about it and it's very similar to what you are describing. also there could be little men living in the wall glimpsing what you do from the ac socket holes so they can decide what to project. FYI going to a different gym won't help. also if you plug something in the socket, they see you anyway.

op you aint right

seek a doctor out now

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Dude your post gave me the heebie jeebies

based schizoposter

real schizoposting hours

who UP?!

>For Science!

Paranoid delusions are no joke, are you disassociating for one reason or another?
t. psychologist

I can't even.

So here's a question for all my bros here, would you date a schizo girl? My friend's sister is clinically schizo, and she's been coming onto me. She's not bad looking in the face and her body is really nice; she's trimmed down a lot from years past. I don't know if I should go for it; the phrase, "don't stick your dick in crazy" keeps coming to mind.

Dude if she is clinically shizo better run away. My aunt is also shizo and even though she receives medication we never know when she might relapse and stop taking them. Last time she had a crisis she almost killed my grandmother.

Well, shit.

me as the fan

Also
>church

Are you trying to make his schizophrenia worse?

Seek help immediately. I'm not even memeing.

Bump

HAHA I AM LE POOPY IN LE BUTTHOLE LE ME ON LE LEFT AND RIGHT AND FART LOLOLOL

Holy shit the posts ITT

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That's depersonalisation disorder, look it up.

Me on the right

Dum helper poster