Be me

>be me
>down by the river in town swimming, which is on a trail in the middle of the woods
>some little boys come along
>they start talking to me
>tell me i'm jacked
>tell them i'll give them a hundred bucks if they each do a hundred pushups
>they all take off their shirts then do the pushups in sets of like 5-10
>give them the money then leave
was this weird or creepy? I just want them to be healthy and fit

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no seems like completely normal behaviour

>He wants other males to be fit
The less, the better

yes thats weird as shit

Where can I find someone who'll pay me to do a hundred push-ups in the middle of the woods? I'm out there jogging almost everyday.

Depends on how you were acting during them, if you were some dead stare slow talking mother fucker that sounds creepy as shit.

>quasi-pedo activities
Now this is the Jow Forums I used to know

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I dunno, if some fucking weirdo gave me 100 bucks for some pushups when I was younger I would think it was pretty based, but if I told my parents they might call the cops on your creepy pedo ass faggot.

>tell them i'll give them a hundred bucks if they each do a hundred pushups

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to mentor youngsters to be better. I hate how this culture considers everything pedo shit, there are interactions that adults can have with children that aren't their kids that also aren't sexual and perverted.

A similar story happened to me when i was a child OP.

Except instead of a 100$, all I got was ass raped

It didn't seem pedo until the part where you made them take off their shirts.

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who else here fucking hates how kids these days say "based" instead of cool?
t.boomer
p.s. kill yourself kid

Greentext pls

based and boomerpilled

they just took them off on their own. they didn't want to get them dirty and they came to swim as well anyway

How convenient for you.

>go to river
>man offers me a $100 to do some shirtless pushups
>do 5 push ups
>says he wins
>brutally sodomizes me and my friend

>be in need of 100 bucks
>go river with friend
>see some weird pedo
>take shirt off
>ask for 100 bucks
>pedo says mkay
>...
>profit

I came

Fuck off Khabib

Did you make them eat a bowl of eggs after?
You know, for extra protein.