You're in the club and this guy slaps your gfs ass

>With my 140kg 1RM squat
this isn't a Jow Forums humor thread dude

Ask him if I can slap his ass, or if he wants to slap mine. He'll either be into it or avoid you. Works 100%

I kindly thank him for finding me a girlfriend.

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>Shift right elbow 4 inches to cover stomach
>Kick you in the fucking head since you decided to lean over and throw a jab to the body against a K1 grand prix winner

Simple as that.

Is the dude on the right swole Nic Cage?

That "wind" being other 250 lb. heavyweights.

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this.
these meatheads will never learn...

How to defeat a boxer?
Kick him, headbutt him, bite off his ear

I just grapple with him, bjj > striking

>You're in the club

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*bfs

This. I dont know how to do social interaction.

Either
>Pull out my gun and shoot the nigger for assault on my property
Or
>Wait till hes turned his back agaisnt me and smash a chair or a bottle on his head

Simple really.

Kick in the nuts then in the face

THINK AGAIN WHITE BOY

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TAKE YA SWING

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Steal his roid and watch him shrink

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Based af

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This its a cuck move

Pussy ass bitch move onions boy

Smash his camera and knee him in the dick while he's distracted

>Smash his camera

???

>gf
Y-yeah, that's totally a possibility user. I would tell him no to do it hahaoh

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>simple as that.

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keep him at range with kicks
baffle his monkey brain with the new technology.

>be me
>BJJ blue belt
>Ammy mma

With that being said I'd kick him as hard as I could in the nuts

>squat down ass to grass
>launch myself into his stomach

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kek

man, ammy must be really good at mma

>feint jab to the stomach
I don't think you know what a jab is, user

>smaller than me
>weaker than me
>a nigger
Wow, I'm so scared.

lmao

>kicking people in a crowded club in streetclothes
Lmao good luck with that

Soiboy move

Ask him about his experience in the UFC. If he's not in a mood to talk, let him talk to my girl. If she goes with him she's not my girl anymore. If she's made uncomfortable, then she or I get a professional to deal with him.

What else would I do? I'd be extremely excited to talk to the Heemster.

Not him but are you retarded? You can feint with any punch.

Also

Feint Jab to the stomach then Right hand to the jaw is what rocked Povektin allowing Joshua to get the KO.

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This is what a true 250 lb fighter looks like. Not that Juicehead in OPs pic.

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>kicks
>baffle his monkey brain with the new technology.

I remember when overeem was 6'5" at 205 and would throw flying knees and jump guillotines.
They guy looked like a giraffe out there.

front kick him because ubereem was way too aggressive and left his chin up all the time

He's been in several fights before he was a boxer so he can handle himself outside of the ring. He's also known to bite his opponents. He did it to Lennox Lewis when he got him on the ground during a press conference.
So the "muh leg kicks" retards can fuck off.

overeem would literally murder joshua
it would be so one sided it wouldnt even be funny
he could just take him down with zero to no effort whatsoever and would then look like royce gracie on the ground with him
dont ever post a boxer against a real fighter

That guy is juicing too m8.

>boxers have never participated in other ocmbat sport sbefore

It seems like MMA fans wouldn't be this retarded but considering the target audience I guess anything is possible.

they typically dont retard

you wanna know how I know you're an autist?
it's because they already did this
it was called UFC 1
and all the boxers got raped by bjj guys and wrestlers

I don't think you understand the point being made.

Wouldn't an autist know that?

the point is that you're implying that overeem is a skill-less juice monkey and you post a juiced boxer
when in reality overeem would murder joshua
>participate in combat sports thread
>know nothing about combat sports but still post anyway
no my friend you are the autist

actually yes,
When i was a freshman in college i had a moderately sized upper body bup massive vascular legs from tons of, lunges, weighted jump squats and burpees. One day this petrol black cameroonian mother fucker decides to slap my norweigan girlfriends ass. He was the schools buffest guy and suffered from autism and schizophrenia and thought he was invincible. Little to his knowledge i had the strength og 1000 polar bears and with it i decided to kick his ribs in. I later found out that he now has to wear a colonoscopy bag due to the injuries ive inflicted on him. Hes lost all his gains and can never lift again.

To be fair, Carwin is known for having the biggest hands in mma. They're abnormally big. Fucking beef mallets.

I teleport behind him and decapitate him with a lightning speed slash of my katana

>blowjob-jutsu
We're talking about fights here