No /fph/ in the catalog?
Let's fix that!
/fph/ thread!
Cooper Nelson
Isaac Hernandez
Nathan Clark
Brandon Hughes
Jacob Jenkins
This is not fph related but sort of related to your pic. Saw an old man shit his pants the other day walking around the mall. Felt really bad for him
Noah Ortiz
Bentley Mitchell
Asher Sanders
An old greentext of mine, reposting because why not.
>be me, about two years ago
>working for one of the big three pizza places in downtown of a medium sized city
>our store happens to deliver to the medical district as well, get plenty of deliveries to nurses, doctors, and patients of all sorts.
>night is dragging along, I get stuck with a delivery to one of the crappier hospitals.
>2 large ultimate pepperoni pizzas, extra cheese, a Philly cheese steak sandwich, a chicken Alfredo breadbowl pasta, and an order of cinnamon sticks
>meh, probably family or a bunch of nurses ordering
>get to this front desk of the hospital (it's neighboring the ghetto so I can't just walk where I need to without checking in first)
>tell the front desk the name on the order, a lady takes me back to a nurses station.
>tell those nurses who the delivery is for
>instant concern on their faces
>one nurse looks to another and asks "is she allowed to order food??"
>they take me to the customers room
>open the door only to see a blob that roughly resembles a human
>we're talking in the 500-600 pound range, fat spilling over the sides of the bed, tubes up her nose hooked up to oxygen, IV in her arm, only one in the room
>fuck, all of this is for her?
>the landwhale is on the phone, hasn't noticed me yet
>"uhh, hello?"
>she quickly says goodbye to the person on the phone and hangs up
>"sorry! That was my mom, she probably wouldn't like me ordering this, haha~"
>my face is now mimicking the nurses from before, a combination of shock, concern, and disbelief.
>feel like a drug dealer selling an addict their fix
>internal debate on whether or not I should even give her the food
>fuck it, don't want to get bitched at by my manager
>have her sign the credit slip and leave asap
>learn later that that part of the hospital was the heart center
>tell my coworkers and they said she's been ordering all week
>she stopped ordering after that night
>mfw that I may have sold her the meal that killed her
Austin Clark
Grayson Parker
can someone post the pop off james picture please
Colton Walker
Jaxon Rivera
Carson Ramirez
Owen Morales
Zachary Murphy
Chase Cox
Jaxon Davis
Jonathan Reed
Ian Wilson
Josiah Gutierrez
Matthew Phillips
Zachary Thomas
Anthony Edwards
Luke Lopez
Christian Powell
I was linked here by a coworker and let me say that as a female slightly on the heavier side, I find this discussion awful! What's wrong with you people!?
Brayden Mitchell
Jaxon Cook
lurk more, faggot.
Eli Garcia
Levi Reed
Jayden Jenkins
dear god are you even a human at that point
Michael Stewart
>nani
Daniel James
ahahaha btfo
Elijah Wilson
don't feel bad user, she would've died that night with or without the pizza in her stomach. at least she got comfort eating one last time (though yeah it's kinda fucked that she got in that position to begin with)
Evan King
that "disclaimer" is the gayest fucking thing i've ever seen since gay came to gay town
Lucas Powell
this
>unironically using epic
Caleb Young
Ayden Miller
Benjamin Perry
>25 gallons
Impossible
Jonathan Miller
wtf I love gooks now
Christopher Moore
Jesus fucking Christ
Kevin Perry
what the actual fuck, is that even possible?
Matthew Hall
this desu absolutely rages me. how the fuck can u be a dietician and be *any* amount overweight
Jonathan Price
The more I look at this the more I feel pity instead of hatred.
Kevin Richardson
That's a tough position, not sure what I'd do. I think by morals wouldn't allow me to give her the food. I'd probably explain to my manager what the deal was and that the hospital wouldn't allow it (even if they did, I'm 99% sure it's supposed to not be allowed)
But at the same time I believe people reap what they sow, she knew what she was doing despite her situation. I just wouldn't play a part in it.
Samuel Reyes
God. Is he dead? Or paralyzed?
Levi Murphy
I cringed pretty hard my guy
who cares if reddit steals "our" memes they're just fuckin memes
Jack Ward
Does anyone have the full image of the black and white japanese guy used in the cap
Brody White
i.kym-cdn.com
"boring cardio class" TRANSLATION: "I couldn't keep up with everyone else waah"
Matthew Flores
>inb4 50 replies
Nathaniel Miller
bump
Kevin Allen
>Tfw the woman who brought us the 12 hour marathon has been defeated by jumping jacks
Oh my.
Carson Harris
Jesus fucking christ
Jackson Reed
Henry Ross
Colton Harris
Andrew Gonzalez
>tfw so fat you have 3 ass cheeks
Tyler Flores
broken pelvis no doubt
Logan Watson
fucken kek
Cooper Lewis
>>When you go to sign up to the gym at your new uni and see this interviewing new students
Lincoln Green
>SLYTHERIN
more like SLYTHEROUT
Hudson Gomez
Just think those hospital resources which freed up after her death may have then been used to save someone elses life, someone who was willing and wanting to fight to survive.
Aaron Wilson
/ourguy/?
Hunter Smith
m-muh dick, n-no
Cooper Cook
Sounds like your coworker is trying to save you from becoming one of the very things we make fun of
Based Coworker
Leo Hernandez
Lincoln Morgan
lmfao.
Sebastian Johnson
IN MODERATION
Parker Cook
> as a female slightly on the heavier side
lol fatty
Julian Phillips
I wonder if this guy made it
Kevin Hill
Fat Jewish Mark Riptoe?
Brody Lee
>Manlets
kek
Lincoln Wood
Wholesome image
Christian Nelson
please don't waste the get on anything else than reminding everyone boogie dies this year
Samuel Butler
This
Cameron Sanchez
boogie will die this year
Jack Harris
BOOGIE DIES IN 2018
Jordan Hernandez
goddam I hate fatties
Ayden Torres
btfo
also checking actual get
Jayden Brown
Goodnight boogie
Brody Roberts
There are no words
Julian Evans
>she does it, the madwhale
Evan Peterson
Q U A D T R I P S
And also have some standards degenerate
Parker Turner
Fixed it. Hopefully the cringey version will vanish.
Blake Phillips
Do you mourn for the fly or mosquito when you squish it? At least they are acting with purpose and need.
John Harris
You got banned for life? You weren't really 4 in this story were you?
Christopher Perry
I'm not fat though, I was born curvy. I've just read other comments in here and it's quite depressing.
James Peterson
Christopher Hall
...
Brayden Bailey
Andrew Lewis
Guys, please, help me. I struggle to fing a comic, where the author states that he is not fit, as he paints himself, and then comes up with stupid excise like "I'd rather read a book". The text blocks are painter in yellow, I believe. Thanks in advance!
Nolan Torres
That whole picture is just gay as fuck.
Mason Walker
Damn, Richard Spencer let himself go.
Austin Morris
>before you judge the book by its cover, make sure you read the pages
....is it just me or does this irk anyone else?
Liam Williams
Nicholas Lewis
Knew a fatcunt that had fungus growing in his armpits. It is possible.
Jace Baker
>teeside
England, never change
Ayden Sanchez
According to the numbers, Britain is fatter than the US
Samuel Gomez
Anthony Hall
You realize you're talking to a .jpg
Matthew Ross