Have i ascended lads?

Have i ascended lads?
>be natty fit but still insecure and shy with girls
>can only lay cows and fat bitches
>decide to fap to some porn
>end up nutting to a bbw

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Bitch on the right is prime af if you’re man enough to handle it.

Yeah, prime like a prime number corresponding with her triple digit weight

>triple digit weight
I won’t pretend to not know what you mean friend, but 100 is a “triple digit” weight you moron.

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t. low test

>dating any “women”over 95lbs

He probably meant in kg

>triple digit weight
You fucking moron

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