*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

You walk into your bathroom and see me taking a massive shit on your toilet.

Think you have what it takes to get me off and claim it back? I doubt it.

I am 6'3 252lbs by the way and my stats are 2/3/4/5

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Oh I’ll get you off

*speaks very calmly*
if you do not leave my property, I will shoot you.

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*teleports onto your lap*
*defecates on you*
Heh, nothing personnel, faggot

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gAY

Doubt it.

Faggot nope.

*Kills you instantly with little effort*
So much for all those gains

And how do you intend to do that?

>Think you have what it takes to get me off

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*le weird angle naked photo meme*
yesterday's was funny

this is just sad

jealous

yeah?

>I'm fat and bragging about my shit lifts

Lol xD

of what

with a shotgun

mid shit?
i'm kicking your fatass in the gut

it's ogre for you, pablo

doubt it.

jokes on you the floor in my bathroom is rotting and the toilet would totally fall in with 252lbs on it

>police

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Is this peak home defense?

Your flabby gains can't stop bullets

>6’3

Threat to re-classify the Pit
t. 6’4

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Is this how ill look if i run icf 5x5? I want to look good with a developed chest and stuff.

Well, you're sitting down over a bowl of water with your pants around your ankles. I think there's a pretty good chance I could clobber you Bam Margera style before you could do much to defend yourself.

personal*

Can I give you a blumpkin

Scoot over bro

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Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, SHITS IN MY FUCKING TOILET BUT ME.

It's a part of the meme to say personnel instead of personal you brainlet

spooky

I’ll just blow your your fucking brains out with my shotgun and feed you to my pit bulls LMFAO you think your gains will protect you kid?

I'm also 6'3" and have similar stats. But guns exist so why the fuck do I care?

This
> t. Fellow 6'4 master race

Your obese though?