/fraud/ general - When the mods let you off your 30 day ban evasion by appealing with "pls no" Edition
Before you ask your retarded question about babbys first cycle, make sure to read the fricking wiki. Yes it’s reddit, post a better one or shut the frick up nerd.
Also, include: >e-stats >age >time wasted lifting natty >height >weight >BF% >Amount of time you've been on gear without coming off, cruising or getting any form of bloodwork done >Penis Girth >Penis Length >Testicular volume (on/off) >Rice purity test score (ricepuritytest.com/)
Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.
SARMs and prohormones are generally a waste of time.
We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.
And most importantly,
NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned),
Updates on my life because these threads fucking suck without me.
>Did 1g of tren for 2 weeks >Skyrocketed about 8kg >Literally went insane >1 hour of sleep for every 5 days >RHR of 100 >Constant headache from high BP >Angry at literally everyone and everything >Nearly BTFOd my shoulder again Bad idea
>Got my sissy trap masks in the mail yesterday (surprisingly much earlier than I anticipated) >Went out to do some shopping and get my haircut at local busy shopping centre >Got a fucking shit ton of looks from people >Heard a little girl say "Why is that boy wearing a mask?" >I enjoyed the attention >Didn't feel self-conscious because my ugly face was covered >Mask is pretty comfy although it does slightly push my face up making my lower eye area look baggier and I darker >But I bought some eye cream to help it out a bit >Muffles my voice slightly but I don't talk anyway so it doesn't matter Probably will wear it to uni and when I go out for extended periods of time.
>Go to make lunch earlier today >Bought 4 hamburger patties yesterday in preparation for this >Go to fridge >All of them are gone >Within a day of me buying food for myself and put on MY shelf in the fridge, they've been eaten
Then this just happened >go to get one of the ice creams I have in the freezer that I bought yesterday also >Open freezer >Just see an empty box that's been ripped open, not even torn at the perforated sections or even where the box has been glued, literally ripped apart like someone chewed through it >Not even one left >It's meant to be a box of four >There's only four people in my house including me >Someone actually ate at least two of them in one day
I actually teared up a little. I am actually upset about this. I was looking forward to burgers for lunch and I didn't get to have them and then I was really looking forward to an ice cream tonight too...
why dont i ever see people in these threads talking about HGH/igf1? do you take it by itself, or with test or with steroids?
Kayden Carter
No.
Because they're expensive. You can take them all independently by generally hgh and igf are always together and you can pair them with steroids if you choose which is advisable.
This makes me feel warm and happy inside. A bit mad because your extreme betaness is disgusting. But other than that it feels good. Post more of these, less other stuff and more of what makes you mad/sad.
Sebastian Nguyen
Took a shot of IGF-1 LR3 preworkout a few weeks ago and felt like I was going to die lmao ask me anything
Brayden Martin
I am on 4ius, waiting for bloodtests if they are legit. What you want to know specifically?
Bentley Morris
???????????????
It's one half effay and one half I don't like my face.
>idgi? I don't know what this means.
There's no point in making a fuss. It won't change anything. It's just upsetting. It's a common technique to help people who are depressed by making them come up with things in the future to look forward to. Ordering things online that will come in the mail, booking a holiday and even little things just like looking forward to eating an ice cream at the end of the day. So it just makes me sad that the thing I was looking forward to got taken away from me.
If you want me to feelspost, it's literally all I do.
why would people not want to increase their test levels to a natural level for life? why do people go back down?
Mason Wood
Because its not just a matter of injecting to stay "natty". There still will be downsides.
Anthony Hernandez
what are the downsides of test-e taken over the logng term, say your whole life?
shouldnt there be less side effects to test-u? trannies take that shit to go from woman to man for their whole life and theyre just fine....oh wait theyre fucked in the head
Liam Young
There is a cascade effect on a myriad of other things. It is not as simple as >inject test >be the same as high test human
Maybe the low lh and fsh effect 5 other hormones and those effect 5 more. Maybe you change little things like dna expression of a few genes which might effect 5 others each. There are so many feedback loops. No one really knows anything.
All we know is that it is not extremely bad.
Brayden Ramirez
You have no idea what you are talking about
It doesn't matter which ester you use. If you take external testosterone your body reacts to it and says "we don't need more, send the testicle into sleep mode"
Spend more then 5 minutes researching
Grayson Smith
you cant just keep on making shit up user. are we really at the point that we need 4 letter acronyms for 10 character sayings?
maybe try to take a class there.. i had a buddy who learned italian from not knowing any by spending a few years there.. u would be surprised how quickly you'll pick it up in a social context
Julian Thomas
youre little dream asian girl is maybe sitting at her desk wondering when that silly australian is going to make her life better as well
Nolan Brown
I am a scared little boy who can't do anything without a lot of mental preparation. I have to sit in my car for 5 minutes before getting out to do anything like walk into a store because I need to mentally prepare myself for it. I'm also the type of person who will practise and write down what he wants to say when he orders food or has to speak over the phone.
This is why I need a gf. I can suppress almost all of my mental inhibitions when I know that I'm doing that something for the person I love. Everything becomes much more natural because she becomes the only thing I care about, I stop thinking about everything else. Everyone and everything else can just get fucked, gf's happiness is the most important thing in the world.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A NORMAL HUMAN
Naw don’t wait. You learn 100x faster When immersed. When I first went my reading was solid because nerd, listening was good (thanks years of animu) but my speaking was trash. it improved super rapidly once I was there. A couple of the kids I went with couldn’t speak the language at all and got on fine so just go.
Tyler Roberts
you shouldnt put her on a pedestal like that crusader.. what if it doesnt work oout and ure far away from home.. you will need to acquire some skills to self sustain.
Noah Peterson
Another year or so of classes and I should be okay. I just don't want to completely embarrass myself. I'm the same but my speaking is better than my listening because I'm partly deaf.
Well my skillset atm is what I do now. I haven't killed myself yet but christ, I dislike being like this.
I know my purpose in life is to serve a cute girl and make her happy because that makes me happy. Yes I have an emotional codependency issue but that won't be a problem if I become a pretty boy. If I lose one cute girl, I can find another as long she is cute, interesting and most importantly has love to spare. My skillset will be my looks.
i think interesting only gets you so far.. then you need to deal with some crazy broad who throws things and breaks things in your comphy tokyo apartment
Mason Rivera
Whats the best way to get rid of water retention?
online it says potassium and magnesium so if i just put loads of potassium and magnesium in my diet and eat less salty food that should reduce the water retention ?
Carson Martin
Why do normies keep saying this to crusader like this isn’t what he wants, you guys don’t get it at all stop trying to dissuade him by mentioning stupid shit like this lol
Jace Green
>Whats the best way to get rid of water retention? dropping the dose / getting off gear
Christian Reed
I'm okay with that.
But I meant interesting as she probably as an extreme personality on either end of the spectrum. Either very open to trying new things, showing off, and wanting to be out there, which would be very fun for me because it would be nice to have my hand held and shown a bunch of things I don't know. But not like this typical girl bullshit you see all over IG and I saw all over tinder "Hurr I love to go on adventures" "I love travelling so much" "Le globetrotter". Like no you retarded little fuck face, you don't like adventure. You like being able to show your friends that you went on a safe pre-planned date that your cuck-of-the-day organised and paid for midday on a weekend. Give me real adventure.
OR it would be she's closed off, shy, wants to keep comfortable and be close, which I would also thoroughly enjoy since I can relate to that type of person easily.
Both would have to be complete degenerates and psychos though. Please like, threaten me with a knife or something. Break a window with a plate. Attempt to rape me or asked to be raped. Let me stalk you and stalk me back. Be interesting.
But i love gear mate! But unfortunately i suffer from moonface when i get on cycle
Robert Martinez
>normies how fucking new are you.. he's been on about this fucking unicorn for years which he has idealized but makes no veritable steps towards meeting anyone or even living where unicorns may or may not exist
Chase Thompson
I get extremely bloated from test despite keeping my e2 in range but fortunately i don't have moon face. You just need to embrace the bloat during your blast.
Hudson Thompson
Hey now, hey now. I've kissed two girls this year (and one guy lol). Attempted dates with two girls, who both ghosted me. No one can say I don't try unicorn hunting.
I've given up for a little bit because my self image and esteem has gone a bit down the drain recently since the two rejections.
This fucking meme is getting out of hand way too quickly [spoiler]boosette[/spoiler]
Wyatt Gutierrez
WELL WELL WELL THE FUCKING anime attention seeking pussy has returned to infect this alpha board with his beta white knight pussy juice
Nobody cares about you fucking ugly dyel monkey. Don't act you have something to show for delusional dumb ass
EVERYONE goes through this shit in his lifetime. You're no fucking special snowflake even though you always try to portray it like that. The only difference is that your whining is not constructive at all. You're just being a fucking pussy
Take the neck pill, take the fucking plastic pill, take the fucking muscle pill. Get a fucking manly haircut you look like a fucking sissy.
you look like a sack of shit and you post the same shit except you pretend like you dont have a fucking fallout tattoo, you are basically jerrys retarded little brother
I want to pmsf already so I can get back to bulkin
Aesthetics btfo
Oliver Sanchez
I can’t believe I fell for the “don’t flare your elbows while benching” meme. Did a bunch of incline with them flared the fuck out and god damn I could feel my upper chest for once.
