Piles

Squat position to poop

2-3 weeks and it should heal provided you don't piss it off

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2-3 weeks!!!!!

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Get anusol ( lol) its an otc cream to treat them. Dont sit on the toilet a second longer than you need to

heres the thing, im not a toilet sitter. its fucking gross sitting in there with your shit stink, if i want to fuck with my phone ill do it in a comfortable chair. literally all of the reasons people get piles i do none of that, besides the heavy lifting.

Prolonged fasting is your answer. If you don't know about it, read up on autophagy. That's what removes excess shit from your system, like hemorrhoids for instance.

Just go to the doc mate. Dont listen to Jow Forums memes.

i get it i really do, but can i hold off for a week or so and hope it clears up on its own?

rippetoe?

If your an american and have to pay 5000$ to have a doc look at your ass i`d wait. If not i`d go to a physician.

It goes away on its own, you don't have to stop lifting

they never really go away, there's this thing called rubber band ligation you could try if you got free healthcare/money.

>i think i got a hemorrhoid from lifting heavy
Is it internal bleeding or external.

well i have health ins, so its like $10

its hard to describe i can feel it on the out side but i dont think its really prolapsed, its right around the rim, not bleeding

If it hurts on the outside that is external.
Internal ones you cannot feel but they bleed sometimes a lot.
Not dangerous but could if bad enough lead to anemia.

For external use prep H.
If that doesn't work an MD can cut a script for something stronger.
Also once you have them they will come back from exertion.
When you feel one (external of course) coming on and you will learn to recognize that feeling and can head it off at the pass so to speak.
Take an ice cube and roll it up in a paper towel like a tootsie roll.
Don't use direct contact ice as it causes tissue damage.
Lay face down with some pillows under you to get you ass up so blood flows away from the area and put that ice tootsie roll on the outside (do not shove it up your ass!) of your anus.

10 mins on
5 mins off
repeat a few times.

It should stop it from inflating.

If you don't live in a shit hole, visit a doctor.
Yes he will stick a finger and some other shit in your butthole. It's not a nice feeling but it doesn't hurt.
Heamoorrhoids is a two minute treatment. And if you are older male user, a visit to the ass doctor should be mandotory if you care about your wellbeing.

ok so its an internal one thats slightly prolapsing, i can gently push it back in. thanks for your help user youve been a real bro.
see this is the fucking problem with universal health care everyone with an issue they could treat at home that will go away on its own in a few days clogs up the ER with their bullshit. if this gets worse yes ill go to the DR, but if i can wait a week and see if it feels better than thats what im going to do

Well that would be stage 3 internal hemorrhoids that need manual replacement.
External ones hurt and can't be pushed anywhere as they are on the outside.
IF you have a stage 3 internal prolapsing hemorrhoid You probably would have had some bleeding over the years before getting to that stage.
I have stage 3 internals that bleed sometimes and each time I take a dump I have to shove them back up my ass manually.

Who talks about ER you fucking inbreed Burger? Just make a normal appointment with a doctor like you would do in any civilized country.

Wait, when I squat heavy I'm supposed to plug my asshole? The benefits are real?

Rippetoe must jewed himself with Gomad

had this. fucking Paki doctor didn't have me take pain meds before the procedure. pain floored me. roids just regenerated within weeks.

everyone talks about the ER mohammed

Yes

my ass bleeds every day and itches constantly

1. Buy a squatty potty. Everyone should have one of these fuckers, roids or not.
2. Buy a bidet. Dragging toilet paper across a roid isn't going to help the situation.
3. Soak a cotton ball in witch hazel and put it on your asshole when you go to bed. Use Prep H if you don't want to go about your day with a wet cotton ball on your asshole.
4. Squat plug

all i know is my plug came in last week (athlene-x ultra suction) and i have never felt so secure when going to grass

water fast but most imortantly USE CREAM

this is how i fixed my hemoriods i had them too at only 21 year old

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yes i got two after squatting, I was terrible couldn't sit for a week. I took a lot of daflon & have not squatted ever since

>I have stage 3 internals that bleed sometimes and each time I take a dump I have to shove them back up my ass manually.
And there's nothing to do about that? Sounds fucking awful.

I learned it the hard way and was shiting blood after squatting heavy for a Fee months without a decent plug. Its not even that bad if you start small

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Non negotiable to avoid it like Jesse over there

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From this thread and my own experience (3? times getting hemorrhoids), I'll say this.

In young men, hemorrhoids are 99% caused by exerting too much pressure on the "kegel" muscles while squatting deeply. For instance, while I squat to shit, I've only ever gotten hemorrhoids after trying days/weeks of doing ass-to-grass shitting. The solution for me was just to always make sure that the angle of my thighs and calves was greater than ~45 degrees.

For actual squatting, two ideas are applicable: strain less when squatting (particularly, don't strain kegel muscles), or simply don't do ass-to-grass squats.

For fixing hemorrhoids, it's basically as others have said: go to the doctor if they're bad, but more likely than not, they'll heal on their own.

>i have never felt so secure when going to grass

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how long did it take for you to heal on your own?

what the fuck pls tell me this isnt real

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I'm having asshole relate problems myself, been going on for a week now, not getting any worse, but not really getting any better. I was putting it off last week but come Monday I'll be going to the doc to get my ass looked at. Prey for me bros.

Prep h wipes and senokot or other laxitive to make shitting easier. Piles are torture if you don't manage them correctly.

:^)

yeah hehehe..... got them from squatting.... hehe

You only get this from shoving something up your ass

You are probably fucked OP. Most of the time that shit stays. If it your first time you may have a chance to cure your anus. First stop consuming: alcohol, spicy foods, chocolate, coffee, cigarettes, junk foods like KFC and taco bell. Start consuming: high fibre foods, lots of water, green tea, etc...

Also, stop using toilet paper and start using baby wipes or water and soap.

Also you should stop lifting for a week if you really want to get rid of that shit.