Rate my breakfast

Protip: put poached eggs on top of the ham and toast.

Clear your table fag.

says who?

dont you cook for yourself?

or nvm I get it you probably still live with the rents still sucking on mommys tit

>those eggs

Please take a trip to ck

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Sup with butter?

Pretty simplistic but haters gonna hate. I like it, OP. Too bad I'm never hungry in the morning (which is OK since I do IF anyway).

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It's an animal product and therefore immoral to consume.

The problem with you faggots is that you keep insisting that keeping animals for their milk is evil but you have abso-fucking-lutely no problem with pointing a gun at people and extorting their money from the via taxes in order to pay for your shit.

Get your priorities straight ffs

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based king of the egg fort

> eggs look like they were dumped in on high and cooked in 45 seconds

> shit tier deli meat cut is literally 60% fat

> still slobbers on I Can't Believe it's not Butter

> bread is "healthy" wheat

> used margarine as creamer in his Great Value Colombian brew coffee (muh bulletproof)

> drinking hot coffee out of a glass mug like a retard

> 1970s fork he got from a thrift store

> eating on a 29.99 white folding table he got at Menards

I can say with 100% confidence this breakfast was prepared by a 22 y/o poor collegefag

I can tell you with 100% accuracy that you are a faggot.

user, do you seriously own restaurant cups and wrap your silverware in a napkin?
Eating out and not eating absolute dogshit is fine imo but don't be a sperg

>didn't fry the ham
it's a good start
>fried eggs over hard
not my style but lookin good.
>is that cheese?
noice
yeah i give it a 7/10, could use another fibre source like oats and you should put dijon on the toast, then fried ham (fry it in olive oil), then top it with an over easy/medium egg, pour the frying oil and butter on top of them afterwards, season with salt pepper cayenne/paprika. don't listen to the memesters, bread is fine.

The cholesterol and fat is fine but stay away from the foods that give your muscles glycogen and brain glucose (bread)

>muh bread is bad
ketofags gtfo bread is amazing
if anything, that type of industrial bread full of hfcs or sugar and other shit sucks

Ok then stay fat

Haha enjoy being fat, bread eater. If you were smart you'd replace that bread with a warm cup of lard for superior energy and health

Why the fuck did you overcook your eggs retard? Do you enjoy eating literal shit? This is how they're supposed to look like.

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HOW??

Why the fuck are your eggs so dry?

I don't get people who likes undercooked yolk...it tastes wrong, that fucking aftertaste and consistency

Bacon or Sausage?

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It's not undercooked, that's perfectly cooked you double nigger. If you stop eating shitty overcooked eggs like you've been doing your whole life then you will see that I am right.

do you really care that much about eggs?I'm eating them the way I like it, you can do whatever you want,don't be autistic about things that don't matter.

This is and underrated and thoroughly comprehensive analysis of the OP. Well done.

kek funny since it’s only lardasses that do keto

Sausage

>eating breakfast

jesus christ

eww thats raw. you are an idiot.

0/10, looks disgusting

Hey fuck you buddy bread is awesome

I wonder why? Really gets the noggin joggin don't it

>Overcooked eggs
>Plain old ham
>Bread + butter
Terrible

>breakfast
>no oats

into the trash it goes

more like tea time

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>t. American

nice filename

>disgusting ham
>eggs cooked dead
>toast
I r8 2/10 wouldn't eat
Pic related is what the patrician eats

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-5/10
11/10

0/10
Not one edible thing in that pic

>eggs good but beacon is definitely not crispy enough
Not gonna make it

>2dl oatmeal
then a shake with
>2raw egg
>500ml quark
>25gr peanut butter
>50gr whey 80

1000calories right there,

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