After 10 days of /nofap/, I'm going to break it today...

After 10 days of /nofap/, I'm going to break it today. I don't know what other people are experiencing with /nofap/ but I had absolutely zero positive effects. To be fair, no negative effects either. So I just don't see the point in abstaining from something thay brings me at least a little bit of joy every evening.

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>A little bit of joy
>little

Haw haw

>starts lifting
>doesn't see benefits after 10 days
>quits

I pity mentally weak faggots with no willpower

>t. porn addict

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Broke like one and a half month yesterday. Positive effects I noticed were probably that women looked "better"(not the best word, since I felt they were as attractive as before, but I felt more attracted to them), load was hueg too, wish I measured it, I also spent my time a bit better and went to sleep earlier since I didn't spend much time looking at porn.
I also wasn't on noporn, so I noticed that I got more aroused by less hardcore stuff than before.

10 days? Grab the lube, edge yourself for 2 hours and enjoy faggot.

>t.projecting fag

dont do it, i reached day 10 a few days ago and fapped and im still feeling like complete shit a few days on

Nofap was always a troll and people have fallen for it more beautifully than fingerboard or "start with the Greeks".

Just remember to not fap every day. Both for quality cums and to make sure you maintain the will to not be addicted.

doing it never made me feel shitty or guilty or anything. I did it because I heard people get rid of brain fog that way, it increases their attention span and they can spend more time reading books or focusing on their hobbies etc etc. I did not get that effect and now I no longer care about /nofap/.

>Did nofap for 3 weeks
>Only side effect was me being so horny I was attracted to every living creature and non angular objects
>At the end of week 3 I accidentally pull of my foreskin
>Feel like i'm gonna jizz
>Try to hold it back cause I don't wanna relapse
>Spend 15 minuted gigling, my body wanted to cum so bad I actually got spasm
>Finally cum
>Enough to fill half a sip of jizz
>Yellow/greenish jizz, almost solid
N O F A P

Yea it's kind of funny, obviously everyone should strive for self improvement, BUT. I want to jerk off less, drink beer, less and lean out with some intermittent fasting and less carbs. I came to the realization though that these are the only things I derive any pleasure from, even if they are fleeting and leave you empty afterwards. Chicken burgers, beer and jacking off are my only joys in this life and I want to stop? Madness.

I never felt like shit from fapping, dunno what your problem is

if ubreak it u will have 75% lower test for 3 days feeling like u want to kill yourself

>did nofap for 2 weeks
>developed trap fetish

t-thanks Jow Forums

>Nofap was always a troll

Heheh yeah damn I got TROLLED into uh... into not jacking off? Damn.

Get a load of this nerd who doesn't jack off, lmao. He doesn't tug his ding dong! What a loser!

Being a masturbator is COOL! Masturbation is hip, it's with it, it's the new thing. Everyone's doing it. And if you don't schlong your dong then man, you need to get with it.

One time the cool football star of the school caught me jacking off in the stall in middle school and when he saw me he was like... DUDE, look at this cool guy jacking off! Jacking off is cool and good and you're very cool for doing it! Give me a high five bro! And then he told the whole school and I was super popular after that, unlike the rest of the nerds who don't play with their dicks.

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I recall reading an article about that and fapping doesn’t affect your gains, I mean it hasn’t affected me. However if you were to fap before yo workout that will affect you cause when you fap it releases hormones that relax your body and you definitely don’t want relaxed muscles when you do a bench press, deadlift, squats etc.

I'm never falling for the nofap troll again. I can't believe I fell for it once! All those wasted nights where I could've JACKED OFF! Dang it! Fuck.

Jacking off FEELS GOOD, and has no negative effects on you mentally. Also, it CURES CANCER BRO.

So let's lay out the pros and cons of being a regular masturbator:

Pros:
>FEELS GOOD MAN! LOL!
>CURES CANCER!

Cons:
>??? literally no downsides???
>all the cons are fake news pseudoscience or self-reported anecdotes therefore NOT EPIC SCIENCE
>all real science is also fake science as well so therefore not EPIC SCIENCE either

Remember how masturbation is a sin according to Christianity? That's because Christians HATE FUN and don't want you to have fun! So they try to trick you into not jacking off because they simply hate you having fun. It's the same reason they're against gay butt sex, because it's so fun, and they hate people who have fun.

Yeah fuck Christianity! I just wanna fap and feel good

>starting with the Greeks is troll's meme
Thanks pleb, now I'm absolutely sure nofap is actually legit

>Grab the lube
Found the jewdick

>All literature says that the full curative effects of nofap require at least a few months to happen.
>"HUR DUR I DIDN'T SEE BENEFITS IN LESS THAN HALF A MONTH, TIME TO TRAIN MYSELF TO BE A KEK!"

spbp

>currently 2 weeks into nofap
>desire to be a trap has gone away
Maybe you're just on the wrong side user

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Get prostate cancer faggot

>Yellow/greenish jizz, almost solid
lel same

Nofap is different to lifting the results are totally different and you know that faggot

>lube
yikes, sucks to be you, the kikes got ya

spot on OP, nofap is mainly for neets who do nothing of their day but masturbate. nofap allows them to become a bit more productive and to feel a sense of control over their body