>Be at party talking to some roasties >They start talking about how some dude approached them and told them they were hot and they thought it was creepy >Told them they only thougth it was creepy because the guy that did it was unattractive >"Not at all user, a guy that comes to you and says that just comes across as a complete perv, regardless of looks" >Tell them I'll prove them wrong >Later in the night im hanging out with bro and the same roasties >Spot a group of qts >Tell roasties to "watch this real quick" >Go to group of qtd >"Damn you girls are damn hot" >They all giggle and shit I party with them for a little while >Go back to where roasties are with a gigantic grin in my face >They sperg out and tell me: >"Well user its obviously gonna go well for you, youre a total stud" >Laugh it of >Hooked up with one of the qts later that night
Ok it's my turn >be me walking the dinosaur >A group of middle schoolers are giving me the look >I start sperging because my dinosaur just ran away >sweating intensifies >suddenly a light >a van parks right besides me >It's zyzz >"calm down bro we are all gonna make it" >we start referencing Jojo with out huge muscles >the girls have all wet their panties >my bro zyzz and I take them to a dark place and make sweet love to them >forgot it was leg day >skip it It was a good day
Colton Adams
Cope What?
Jaxon Adams
Bump
Jacob Davis
>been looking after friends house for a week >friends mum pops around to pick up her car >chat for a min before i fuck off to work >hang out with friend this evening >mention i saw her mum >apparently she said "oh isnt he gorgeous, i bet he has all the girls after him"
>tfw 27 year old guy who's never had a gf and only sexual experience is 4 one nighters with sloots who were so brazen I couldn't ignore them
You can't lift away the autism, or the feels. Still appreciate the mire though.
Been making really good gains since start of summer
>qt coworker for some reason puts her hand on my chest >removes it, blushes, spills spaghetti about how firm it is >same qt compliments my arms a few weeks later
>another qt coworker squeezes my bicep while i’m carrying some stuff >”holy shit user, been visiting the gym a lot lately eh?” >standard answer, ”lol yeah lots of wii fit and zumba”
However >have had sex with gf only once(!!!) last month >doesn’t compliment or mire at all >tfw you don’t get the mires that actually count
Oliver King
Is the mom hot?
John Rogers
>Come home from college >No one home >Yes >Take off everything but my underwear >Enter bathroom and admire myself >God damn I look good >Pose a bit and flex >Leave bathroom >Put on some music and prepare my meal >Dance around the place observing myself I'm big windows and reflective surfaces >Hello handsome >Wink at myself and continue admiring my physique while dancing like a dumbass
>in police academy >training is at a campus that is shared with a nursing program >the nursing school has an exchange program with students from Osaka >tfw qt Japanese nurse school girls miring my gains >tfw using my poor command of Japanese learned from watching Chinese cartoons >tfw landed a date with one of these girls >date goes well and we go on another
Anime has turned into real life, gents
Zachary Flores
based
Brayden Turner
Sexy wet and wild milky thighs!!!
Gabriel Rogers
>My Foreign Exchange Nursing Student Girlfriend Can't Be This Cute!!
Jack Rogers
>hug with my gf >user you got more massive Felt good.
Asher Nguyen
>one time I posted my body on 8ch and asked, "why can't I get laid" >1 response >"if that's really you, I don't see how you can't" I've never been mired in real life in my life, though.
>be me >sitting in the club >girl come up and asks to suck my penis >not feeling like it but decide to allow her >she drags me into the bathroom and starts sucking >she is sucking too hard >accidentally suck all of my semen making my balls shrivel like raisins >tell her to stop >asks for my number >give he a fake number and never see her again
I just can't keep these girls from wanting to suck my penis all the time.
Wyatt Sanders
fake and gay, you didn't fux or see her bod for months brah?? stop makin shit up tryin 2 be wholesome just makes you a faggot desu
Cameron Garcia
Based and redpilled
Daniel Lewis
Lmao why are their titles always like this tho?
Elijah Taylor
I wasn't really paying attention, was rushing to leave. She'd probably fulfil mommy gf desires well though.
Just remember that Japanese women are submissive as hell. They'll literally just lie there like a dead fish. You gotta take charge.
Charles James
One time I was walking downstairs from the upper deck of a crowded bus. Some cute blonde teen, probably around 15, is staring at me the whole time. Get to my stop and as I'm about to get off I'm beside her in the crowd with her back towards me. She's looking back at me and sticks her arse out a little as i'm shuffling by and my semi kind of rubs against it for a second. Guess she was in heat. Felt pretty good but slightly shameful as I got a dirty look from an older guy on the way out.
John Campbell
how does one differentiate "roasties" from "qts" ?
Aaron Evans
they were all roasties, I only made the difference for storytelling purposes.
Angel Reyes
They aren't mutually exclusive, but usually qts who are at a college party are also roasties
Josiah Bailey
roasties are women who've already directly or indirectly rejected you qts are women you are too scared to talk to
John Wright
absolutely fucking based
Grayson Morgan
>be me >at party >see nice qt >send mom a picture of her and ask what to do >"just talk to her and be nice. don't forget that you're moms pretty boy. you can do it." feels good
Nathaniel Morris
She's kept her stomach covered, we've had sex but not much.
Its a mixed feel because I want her mirin me. But it's spurred me on.
Wyatt James
>starting visiting fit last year to get in shape for the first time. >fast forward to a few months I've already built a calisthenics park with my dad in my yard. >taking it pretty serious and even eating was on point. >making some minor progress but nothing crazy. >one day at uni we were practicing to hear the heart beat and all that, suddenly the teacher tell me to get in front and to take off my shirt. >a class mate did all the work, I just sit there awkwardly until she's finished. >days go by and forget the this until in the middle of a conversation a friend of the girl who's checked my heart last week mentioned her this "gezz anonette user lost some weight and he is ripped now, a was kinda in shock" >although my progress was shit, it was noticeable enough to that girl noticing it. >as you might expect I was in the clouds for weeks because of this. >felt goo man
I know these feels bro Girlfriend will compliment me once a month, despite looking juicy(er) every day. I think it's making her insecure that I'll dump her for someone hotter, but she's started lifting so hopefully it'll turn around
This, I love to check myself out at every mirror I can and I even flex and sometimes I even do it while being with other people lmao but way way more subtle
>walking home from work >grab a small pizza on the way >neighbors in the distance chatting up >catch eyes with one >snu snu mid-30s dyke stud with a beer in hand and the other an average white lesbian >spaghetti and say ”you have a extra beer to go with this pizza?” >turbo stud in shock replies “You want one? I gotchu baby but you look way too young... but I won’t check ID” (23) >all have a laugh as she tosses me a beer >went no further than that and walked home >hear her in the distance “..and he smell good too..”
I didn’t know what to do! They weren’t the most attractive but I could’ve fulfilled my snu snu fantasy
>be me >standard body, not Jow Forums >5'9 >but by many girls, i'm 10/10 with blonde hair >visit a country without many >go to club with friends >girls eye fucking me >when they pass by, they hold their hands on me for way too long
We're gonna make it bros. Can't wait to start lifting. Losing weight and getting my hair cut was probably the best decision ever.
James Sanders
You're basically writing like those fake accounts from Jow Forums with super hot dudes on them
Eli White
100% based
Joseph Miller
Bist Du Deutscher?
Samuel Young
one time thing, she ghosted me afterwards. She was a petite, maybe 5'5" and very light, but had tasty legs and ass. She told me she just snuck out that evening, she dressed up pretending to visit friends.
no. Im not pretty but my body does a good enough job to attract sluts
It doesn't need to be real, it needs to be motivating.
Julian Nelson
Mirin Stats?
Hudson Sanchez
yeah the direct sun light is killing my definition. My abs are just shit in general though.
The camera is really old and was like 400€
Connor Robinson
hearty kek
Ethan Myers
5'11", 190lbs. dont do any compound lifts
Kevin Lewis
It was definitely more exciting than a prozzie, no time limit either. A lot more foreplay and aftercare too and I was a bit nervous too because I felt a bit more pressure to perform. It was a lot more comfy but the sex wasn't as good though.
>at work grabbing water at the break area >two female co-workers come by and start asking me about my relationship status >told them I'm still single but narrowing down the girls I've matched and dated on CoffeeMeetsBagel/Tinder >one of them asks to see my profile >one of the pics is me shirtless at the beach >"OMG, his arms are as big as my leg!"
>at company gym, just testing my 1 rep maxes >trainer nearby talking to other gym members >"if you want to see someone lift monster weight, that's user" and points at me
>getting on the company shuttle during morning commute >sit in the seats towards the back closer to the back door >girl i usually see on the same commute comes and sits on the row to my left even though the entire shuttle is pretty much open seats >she's on her phone with earphones on >minutes later she puts the phone to her right ear and front camera pointing towards me >she doesn't talk for about 2 minutes >sneaked a video of me
Nathaniel Hill
good work, keep it up man
Asher Watson
It actually is real. Once you start looking good and actually improving your confidence and charm you have no idea just how much youre going to start surprising myself. Before I started lifting I couldnt even fathom the idea of a girl thinking im attractive. Now im constantly getting numbers, approaching groups of girls like its no thing and outright being called a stud. Were all gonna make it bros, I swear we will.
Thanks my man, felt pretty good at the time but I haven't exercised in like a month or so, I'm not fat but already lost the little progress I got. Now I'm planning to grind again when I done with my uni exams. >tfw your little confidence from your little progress allowed you to get a girlfriend is now non existent because of post break up ddepression, I'm a bitch trying to get from sad cunt to sick cunt and some day I may, we're all going to make it breh
