How can you tell if you have healthy sperm and a high sperm count?
You need to taste it
If you live in the west you have neither
why is that?
Ask them
inject it into your butt. if you get pregnant everything is fine.
If your cum doesn't slither over you and try to bond with you like a symbiote then you're basically infertile
Power lines.
Whether you get someone easily pregnant or not.
nut in some tinder thot
if you start getting calls from her a few weeks after, your sperm is fine
Chem trails
Floride in the water
I don't drink tap water...also I don't live in america so there's that
If you fap daily and are producing a big load each day, I guess that means you’ve got a healthy amount?
Your children are plenty and healthy
Sometimes when I am fapping laying down on my back I get some cum on my face it shoots so far. I think this is a sign that I have healthy sperm.
Cummed inside a couple of Japanese girls, heard later they both of got pregnant amd the other one had an abortion. I'm pretty sure I'm fertile.
irrelevant.
I'm sterile and I cum buckets. it's postatic fluid mostly
Sorry dude. What happened ?
nice trips
The Illuminati
Birth control in tap water
My sister kicked me in the testicles when I was 12
Anime
What a whore. I hope you made her pay
Come in your girls mouth and ask her how it tastes
Jews
Well, I was raping her so we are even I guess.
nerve gas
so one didn't have an abortion? you have a japanese kid?
Troll
No one really blamed her. She was 10 and she had stupid friends who liked to randomly beat up guys in their school so they always tried to kick guys in the nuts. One day we were playing hude and seek(i still played it at 12) she found me and kicked me two times in the nuts. I fell on the ground and started crying.
A kick in the nuts can actually make you infertile? Shit. How has masturbation been for you? Do you get horny a lot or hardly ever?
Jow Forums brings the average down
I can only get hard while thinking about my sister kicking me in the balls now.
>Not directly cumming into your own asshole
Dicklets leave
thanks
Get a girl pregnant then abort
This. I can always tell via taste if I'm getting a lot of sperm or if I just blew a soiboi (in which case I won't suck again).
Actually take a sperm test.
Onions
beat me to it
The jews
Creampie 100 women and see what percentage get pregnant.
Cause you poo in the loo and have clean air.
a mixture of all these and Jow Forums
you can't tell unless you get tested or you knock a bitch up...twice...goddammit I used to have so much free time and money.