Jow Forums humor

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this made me fucking lose it oh my god

honestly, I feel bad for that user. sometimes people are punished for their stupidity a bit too harshly

At least he's not the Vitamin Avenger.

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i was in that thread, good keks

what the fuck

Does anyone have a screencap of pic related thread?

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I was having a hair cut yesterday and this made laught the whole time

I hope that faggot cute tomato and the trap faggot both got killed

...

>would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me

>2pl8 bench at 5 lb bodyweight
Mirin hard.

that was a fun thread

kek

Kek

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idk why ppl keep perpetuating this meme

seriously what kind of asshole sees someone doing better and gets angry instead of going "wow, I should work harder, that could be me!"

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lol meta!

man, people must be retarded not to understand that cico is an incredibly effective model that makes achieving body composition goals simple

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dammit I need those REPLIES
link to the archived version?

never gonna make it

it wasn't a funny thread at all, but if you're stupid enough to find the pic funny, you might enjoy it

lame story filled entirely with speculation on all accounts.

>this autist found someone willing to bear his child

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>be me
>buy SS and read it
>can't find any gyms in my are that aren't a joke
>decide i'm gonna have to buy a home gym setup
a little bit of backtory now
>dad is an absolute dyel and a manlet (i ended up 6'2 by the graces of God though)
>we have this old piece of shit all-in-one gym equipment in the basement buried under shit
>never really talk to my dad ever, not close at all

>so anyway i order a bench, a rack, and a barbell
>it comes one day and dad asks "did you order a wieght bench?"
>tell him yeah
>he says, "why don't you just use the nautilus?"
>THE FUCKING NAUTILUS
>i was absolutely dumbfounded and i had no idea what to say
>just look at him for a moment and just say "because"
>he says "oh" then i go into my room and laugh my ass off at this dyel retard

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you can say whatever you want but your dad fucked your mom. meanwhile you're a sperg

also why are you being a judgmental faggot to your parents? he literally raised you for you to scoff at him for not having the same interest as you, literally just because an online retard board has convinced you that people who don't lift aren't human.

Don't call your dad a retard.

First of all, whats wrong with the Nautilus? Second of all. Fuck you, you ungrateful freeloading cunt.

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ur a fucking loser

did your dad touch your penor as a kid user? be honest.

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Guess where this one's going?

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Ah i get it, it's his dick.

No that's his thumb that got all swollen
lrn2read

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>how to raise a DYEL child

>implying this is an satirical statement and not a philosophy that holds true for a majority of people

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What

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Her bio says archeologist in the making.

y-you too

kill yourself faggot

>tfw skinny DYEL bashing my head against 75lbs The Press™
>hurt shoulder last week, have to lower weight even more so I don't snap my shit
>lifting 70lbs
>fuckhuge dude comes over and asks me how many sets I have left
>tell him, finish my sets and he takes over
>move over to squat rack next to him for squats
>mfw this dude bangs out a strict lmao2pl8 The Press™

I was fucking impressed, never seen someone press that much before. I was mogged into the ground, but instead of feeling bad I just thought fuck yeah, that was awesome, and I'm gonna keep working hard and getting better.

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You sound like an autistic DYEL M8. At least your father scored at least once.

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kekked and checked

pure gold

I know /SIR/ usually lurks these for the new years comic, so pls pls include this

youtube.com/watch?v=aKNe77C4B0Y
(Time is 06:27)

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Does anyone have the wooden home gym thread?

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Hahahaha fucking dino. Do you think he actually lives there or if it's some kind of rent property he's fixing?

>White hands typed this

He kinda looks like a white Snoop Dogg.

I know the feel bro.

Some people have useless parents who hoard garbage and ask why you don't use the trash that rots away in their homes instead of buying something proven to work.

Just because your dad fucked your mom and had you doesn't mean he's the epitome of human kind. Parents aren't infallible, sometimes you get dealt a shit hand. Just cause it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it never happens retard.

yeah my parents are hoarders and our house is filled with junk and literal garbage all over the floor. the entire house looks like an autists room and I've never been able to have a friend over. my dad's an asshole, but I just thought it was funny because rippletits hates the nautilus so much. I don't know why I even try

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The joke will fall totally flat with an actual archaeology student. She knows it has nothing to do with fossils.

But I guess if you just want to impress your dumb little buddies with your epic meme knowledge that's cool too

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Dude, move out if you haven't. Get away from that. Make some fucking distance. As fast as you fucking can.

I've been there. I know what it feels like. Cut the ties, it's not worth it. Be yourself. Be your genuine self. Don't let anyone stop you. Once you're happy with your life and yourself, then you can think about bringing them back in. But not a moment sooner than that.

If you've never felt like anyone has cared in your life before, then take this as your sign. I care, even if that's worthless to anyone else. I want you to be better. I know you can be better, you know you can be better, and you'd damn well better stop lying to yourself about it!

Live up to your fucking potential man! Go out there and make something of yourself goddamnit! That's why you're here! You wan't to be better! SO DO IT ALREADY AGH!

The only people who'll shit on you are the people who don't know what it's like to be where you are, and fuck em all anyways. Anyone who's told you that you should appreciate useless parents is a fucking retard, in denial, or an enormous failure of a human being.

PLEASE MAKE YOUR LIFE WORTH SOMETHING, FOR YOUR OWN GODDAMNED SAKE! YOU TRY BECAUSE AS A HUMAN BEING, YOU'RE WORTH IT!

>I can't squat for you... but I can squat you!

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Well, I remember cute tomato became sol invictus, and then made the massive mistake of posting his picture, or someone found it, so every time he posted, a group would just post his dyel twink ass, and eventually that drove him off.

If it really was a thyroid problem there are tests and medications to fix it.

How illegal is this? Seems easy to do.

Asking for a friend.

>not pressing 25 times your BW
NEVER
GONNA
MAKE
IT

Illegal enough for at least one federal agency to put it up your butt.

Damn I blew past that thread

I hope you are talking about OHP

>be me
>5'11, have a loving wife and a son
>one day son decides he's going to start exercising
>feels good, never really had a common interest with him, so maybe we could bond over this
>he orders some equipment and starts setting it up
>I wander in to try and show an interest
>"hey son, did you order a weight bench?
>"y-yeah"
>remember we have some old equipment in the basement
>"hey, why don't you just use the Nautilus?"
>he stares at me for a full 2 minutes.
>"...BECAUSE."
>wait for him to explain like a normal human being
>he doesn't
>"... oh"
>he immediately leaves
>I hear him snickering and mumbling to himself in his room
>well i tried

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this. you mess with copyright, food safety, health, trademarks. you can be fucked up for life.

beautiful

>user says his house is a hoarder's home base

>"user you're disappointing your father for not accepting his mental illness and just living with it, instead of bettering yourself so you can help him one day when he needs it. You should just do things his way, which has proven to be ineffectual for garnering respect and success in the long term! Listen to me about this, because I know more about your situation than you ever will, and I need to assure myself of that fact!"

Uh huh.

Nope. Shitty parents exist. Sometimes you're shitty to the people around you so you can improve. If you're not, you'll never make it, and you'll fail them and yourself at the worst possible time. Stop trying to make yourself feel better by being holier than thou to some faggot online.

>inb4 no u

I don't care about feeling superior to you user, I care about people knowing that you can be shitty to others, no matter their relation to you, should it ultimately lead to a better life for everyone.

It really sounds like the only proven-not-to-work trash that user's dad is hoarding is user.

nothing in user's post says his dad is a hoarder, retard. Having a basement full of shit you haven't got around to sorting isn't the same as being a hoarder.

Also please explain to me how laughing at his dad is helping him to improve

based

i would interpret the story as a means to try to connect with others by expressing your frustration with the fact that those around you follow methods that have failed them, rather than seeking out what is purported to be the most successful method within the group. user's trying to fit in.

I would say that the ideal wouldn't have any mess that's impossible to effectively sort through to get to your goal on your own. The kinds of people that won't let you sort out their own mess for/with them, in my experience, have been people with hoarding issues, or issues giving up worthless material belongings of theirs for fear of losing their perceived value. Sorry for the run on.

Something like having an exercise machine in the basement collecting dust carries with it a degree of shame, and acceptance of failure, unless you've surpassed what it can provide, which, user says his father is a dyel. In this, what I see is his father buying this machine because he thought it would inspire him to better himself, only to find that he needed to be more complete of a person to attain his goals.

Extrapolating from there, would a person who buys things to complete themselves, only to keep them around for goals that will never be attained, become someone like a hoarder? I find it plausible. I've seen it within my own family many times, and if you look at the world like that, you can see how many people are motivated in that way. The material value is spent in an effort to gain virtue and strength of self-character. It does not provide the tools needed, but it stays in the home, in the hopes that when the mood strikes again, it will be used.

I don't think you can be materialistic and virtuous, unless you make that an express goal.

>inb4 whoanigga.jpg

Shit homie.

It's hard to come to terms with your own insufficiencies, and how they've affected you in past. It's hard to admit that, even if you try, the demons of your past can easily well up and make you become who you were again, without you even noticing. I'm currently struggling with that myself, so there's certainly a degree of projection within my last post.

blogpost / I don't want to admit that I'm the person who'll be responsible for that if it happens again. Hiding like that isn't something the person I know I could be would do. I'm not going to lie and say that I'll remember this, but i hope a part of the essence of what you said will become a part of me. I hope I'll remember this feeling of pushing against the worst aspects of who i can be, if I close my eyes. / blogpost

This is food for thought, thanks user. Very succinct. I know I can be better than that, but I don't know the key yet. maybe this outward speaking introspection will help someone else too.

Daily reminder that women are gain goblinz

Thanks, dumb buddy

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Fucking based Steve reaction img

Oh

>Black hands don't type stories about living with their father

Does anyone have the link to that thread? I can't find it on google

beautifully written

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Nevermind I found it
desuarchive.org/fit/thread/46551810/#46551830

desuarchive.org/fit/thread/47749407/