Fell for the squat meme

>fell for the squat meme
>now my asshole is buried between my overdeveloped glutes
>wiping has become an ordeal

why didnt any of you faggots warn me about this?

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Real shit. How do braphogs take a shit? Must be very unconvenient on regular sized toilets

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>working out
you didnt seriously fall for this did you?

all girls care about is how cool you are

I do this to get them clean

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Are you a dog?

I'm a bit ruff around the edges haha

best response possible

Whenever I sit down for a shit, I pull my cheeks apart. The toilet seat holds them apart and I just reach in there to wipe. Pretty easy.

this. how the fuck can OP not wipe his own ass

I've been assless all my life, squats have actually helped me a lot in this regard.
That and also my legs don't look like sloppy noodles anymore so I stopped feeling uncomfortable wearing shorts.

Ive done this from when i was a skelly.
I thought everyone did this

>he fell for the wipe meme
You're literally putting paper in your asshole, have fun being a faggot

I put a pl8 over my toilet seat and then push down really hard, it kind of parts my cheeks enough for me to shit through the hole of the pl8, when im done I just reach under and wipe.

>fell for the "shave your butt for squats" meme
>as soon as I'm done I began inserting fingers in there in the shower
>felt really good
>now I'm browsing online sex shops looking to buy a big dildo
What have I done?

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Based hahaposter

You've enjoyed yourself, ohh no.

Wait until you realize that the reason fitness makes people homo is because you start to enjoy rubbing your cock with calloused hands, and no woman can ever give you that.

Fuck off. Fitness is a straight activity.

>cleaning your anus with paper
how uncouth

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whatever you say, sexy.

>wiping
not gonna make it

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>shaving
>"for squats"
Oh, you mean standing up max 10 times in a row. WTF nigga this ain't the tour de france.