Well? Are you gay, Jow Forums?

Well? Are you gay, Jow Forums?
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>tfw straight

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>slap you in your face with your own hand

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I'm a lesbian, and my ring finger is longer than my index finger
I've also tested that to all of my friends, and 100% of the time, those who had longer ring fingers were into women, those with longer index fingers, were into men.
And one bisexual guy had his fingers at the same length, lol.
It has to do with test levels in the womb iirc

There's actually science behind that. I've got optimal test level (obviously everyone's going to have much higher because it's the internet) and my ring finger is longer.

Youre a female you she devils cant take the same tests we humans have

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>bi
>They're even

What the fuck

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You're heterosexual user. Lesbian is only when girls like girls.

Well shit, I guess I’m gay

But i like twinks

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my index is longer and I like fat chicks, does that mean anything?

It's only gay if you're a bottom

yep it means that you are turbogay

Faggot

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>And one bisexual guy had his fingers at the same length, lol.
Interesting, I'm bi and they are pretty much the same length...

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according to the study you gotta measure from the knuckle,

explained why my left hand said i was a raging homo and my right said i was high test.

Pretty sure it's on your right hand, and a greater distance between ring finger and index finger means higher exposure to testosterone in the womb, therefore making you more sensitive to testosterone in your life

>I'm a lesbian,
meh you just havent met the right guy yet

low test

based

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this photo shows another reason you gotta do what the study did and measure from the knuckle. see how this guy has taken a pick with the hand curving inwards to the left, elongating and pronouncing the ring finger

same
I also have all the other traits of a ringlet
my life was basically genetically determined at birth
i'm going to kill myself

when measured:
index: 4.6cm
ring: 5cm exact

My right hand is gay, but my left hand is straight.

wtf is this facebook tier BS ?

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They're both the same
Am i bi now?

I have gay hands but like chicks, this pic doesn't make sense, OP

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sauce now

Holy shit I'm bi and they are even.

just accept yourself man. Nothing wrong with being a fag

You're a repressed faggot.

mah fucking knees!

>bisexual, but according to this I'm gay
I guess maybe that I've been lying to which gender I prefer more?

But girls make my pee pee go hard while boys make pee pee go soft. You guys don't make sense

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It is written

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>Left hand has index/ring fingers of the same length, right hand has a longer ring finger
>Masturbates to trannies/trap porn

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I'm in love

It's only gay if you jerk it with the left hand then

Okay, I'm this guy Is it abnormal to have varying finger lengths on both hands? And what would it even mean for me?

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it's not abnormal, it also has to do with the curvature of your fingers

Then why the fuck am I a bottom?

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The curvature isn't the problem. In fact, my right ring finger is even more curved than my left's, yet it's CLEARLY much longer than the index.

You just need a good dicking